#2
knock kncok
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#4
banana
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#5
I made a vest joke earlier, did you see?
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#7
An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walk into a bar

I forgot what they got up to.
I have nothing important to say
#8
I was... uhhh.... shoot I'll remember it any minute now.
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#9
I'd tell a chemestry joke, but I'm afraid I wouldn't get a reaction.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#10
It's grey and when it hits you in the eye, instant death.

a train
Quote by slapsymcdougal
You can tell if it's eager, because you put your hand down her pants and it feels like a horse eating oats.

Nicest compliment on my looks:
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Putting the 'sex' in 'convicted sex offender'.
#11
Quote by ultimate-slash at #33578416
What was your vest joke?

banana who?


banana you glad i didn't say orange
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#12
On the beach, a poacher was stopped by a game warden who said he'd be fined for taking lobsters without a permit.

"What do you mean?" the man said. "I didn't break the law. These two lobsters are my pets. I'm just going for a walk with them."

"Nonsense," the warden replied.

"It's true," the man said. "They go into the surf for a swim, and when I whistle, they come back to me."

"This I've got to see," the game warden said.

So the man tossed both lobsters out into the waves and the game warden said: "Okay. Now let's hear you whistle for your pet lobsters to swim back to you."

"Lobsters?" asked the poacher. "What lobsters?"
#13
What cutting implement do you use to slice up the ocean?

A sea-saw.
o()o

Quote by JamSessionFreak
yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#14
What is a middle easterners favourite TV show?

None. They have a Taliban
Quote by element4433
One time I watched a dog lick his own dick for twenty minutes.

Quote by Roc8995
No.


Well, technically it could be done, but only in the same way that you could change a cat into a hamburger. It's an unpleasant process, and nobody is happy with the result.
#15
"I used to do drugs. I still do but I used to too."

R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg (Cobain of Comedy)
#16
Quote by HudsonHopes
On the beach, a poacher was stopped by a game warden who said he'd be fined for taking lobsters without a permit.

"What do you mean?" the man said. "I didn't break the law. These two lobsters are my pets. I'm just going for a walk with them."

"Nonsense," the warden replied.

"It's true," the man said. "They go into the surf for a swim, and when I whistle, they come back to me."

"This I've got to see," the game warden said.

So the man tossed both lobsters out into the waves and the game warden said: "Okay. Now let's hear you whistle for your pet lobsters to swim back to you."

"Lobsters?" asked the poacher. "What lobsters?"

SGT. HARTMAN: Where in hell are you from anyway, Private?
COWBOY: Sir, Texas, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: Holy dogshit! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down!! Do you suck dicks!?
COWBOY: Sir, no, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: Are you a peter-puffer!?
COWBOY: Sir, no, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around! I'll be watching you!!
#17
oh man that's great lol
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#18
i was going to tell you all a pizza joke but forget it, it was too cheesy anyways
Quote by yellowfrizbee
What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.

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#19
Guffaw~
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how do you ban people from posting in your threads?

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You don't

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"Why are we here?"


"Plastic... asshole."