#1
...but I can't remember it

This thread is for all the great jokes you can't remember. Go!
Hellooo, my name's Ninooooo

#2
knock kncok
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#4
banana
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#5
I made a vest joke earlier, did you see?
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If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#7
An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walk into a bar

I forgot what they got up to.
I have nothing important to say
#8
I was... uhhh.... shoot I'll remember it any minute now.
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#9
I'd tell a chemestry joke, but I'm afraid I wouldn't get a reaction.
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#10
It's grey and when it hits you in the eye, instant death.

a train
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You can tell if it's eager, because you put your hand down her pants and it feels like a horse eating oats.

Nicest compliment on my looks:
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Putting the 'sex' in 'convicted sex offender'.
#11
Quote by ultimate-slash at #33578416
What was your vest joke?

banana who?


banana you glad i didn't say orange
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#12
On the beach, a poacher was stopped by a game warden who said he'd be fined for taking lobsters without a permit.

"What do you mean?" the man said. "I didn't break the law. These two lobsters are my pets. I'm just going for a walk with them."

"Nonsense," the warden replied.

"It's true," the man said. "They go into the surf for a swim, and when I whistle, they come back to me."

"This I've got to see," the game warden said.

So the man tossed both lobsters out into the waves and the game warden said: "Okay. Now let's hear you whistle for your pet lobsters to swim back to you."

"Lobsters?" asked the poacher. "What lobsters?"
#13
What cutting implement do you use to slice up the ocean?

A sea-saw.
o()o

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yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#14
What is a middle easterners favourite TV show?

None. They have a Taliban
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One time I watched a dog lick his own dick for twenty minutes.

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No.


Well, technically it could be done, but only in the same way that you could change a cat into a hamburger. It's an unpleasant process, and nobody is happy with the result.
#15
"I used to do drugs. I still do but I used to too."

R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg (Cobain of Comedy)
#16
Quote by HudsonHopes
On the beach, a poacher was stopped by a game warden who said he'd be fined for taking lobsters without a permit.

"What do you mean?" the man said. "I didn't break the law. These two lobsters are my pets. I'm just going for a walk with them."

"Nonsense," the warden replied.

"It's true," the man said. "They go into the surf for a swim, and when I whistle, they come back to me."

"This I've got to see," the game warden said.

So the man tossed both lobsters out into the waves and the game warden said: "Okay. Now let's hear you whistle for your pet lobsters to swim back to you."

"Lobsters?" asked the poacher. "What lobsters?"

#17
oh man that's great lol
will someone carry me across ten thousand miles under the silence
#18
i was going to tell you all a pizza joke but forget it, it was too cheesy anyways
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What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.

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#19
Guffaw~
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how do you ban people from posting in your threads?

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You don't

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"Why are we here?"


"Plastic... asshole."