#1
it's a school night and i'm drunk as **** lololol. my nigga jonothan came over and brought his UV blue and we got super ****ed up but he had to go home but the good news is he left his bottle hear by mistake so what's up everyone??
#4
yea this guy is def apileofdeadcops

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#6
Quote by Pastafarian96
Adv. Dynamics - scored 99% in my test last week, top of the class

Also the guy two seats down from me just walked in with a Krispy Kreme box.

good job man!!
#7
Hey I'm at work having free pizza.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#10
Quote by Rebel Scum
What the hecks a UV Blue?

Well it's obviously a UV and it's blue.
#11
Quote by Rebel Scum
What the hecks a UV Blue?

Vodka
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You can tell if it's eager, because you put your hand down her pants and it feels like a horse eating oats.

Nicest compliment on my looks:
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Putting the 'sex' in 'convicted sex offender'.
#13
Holy shit, sorry UG. this is so embarrassing, that first post reads like i'm an autistic 12 year old with a furry sonic fetish...
#14
Quote by DQcrewmember
Holy shit, sorry UG. this is so embarrassing, that first post reads like i'm an autistic 12 year old with a furry sonic fetish...

Ian's back
#15
Hello drunk I'm hungover.
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how do you ban people from posting in your threads?

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You don't

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"Why are we here?"


"Plastic... asshole."
#16
Quote by DQcrewmember at #33579928
Holy shit, sorry UG. this is so embarrassing, that first post reads like i'm an autistic 12 year old with a furry sonic fetish...

You should be apologising to Joshua Garcia, first and foremost, who is of Latino heritage.
Free Ali
Last edited by chrismendiola at Sep 3, 2015,
#17
Quote by Xiaoxi
yea this guy is def apileofdeadcops

Yah agree
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#18
alcohol is murder


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#19
Quote by DardySon
Well it's obviously a UV and it's blue.


Post butts
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


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I want to look at your sexual naked body.
#20
Quote by DQcrewmember
Holy shit, sorry UG. this is so embarrassing, that first post reads like i'm an autistic 12 year old with a furry sonic fetish...

Oddly specific
#21
Quote by whywefight
Oddly specific

I think... it's become self-aware.
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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#23
Quote by DQcrewmember
Holy shit, sorry UG. this is so embarrassing, that first post reads like i'm an autistic 12 year old with a furry sonic fetish...

pffft

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1666921
#24
^
lmao

Quote by chrismendiola at #33580221
You should be apologising to Joshua Garcia, first and foremost, who is of Latino heritage.

Quote by DQcrewmember at #33579928
Holy shit, sorry UG. this is so embarrassing, that first post reads like i'm an autistic 12 year old with a furry sonic fetish...


that description fits most of the people in the pit tbh

tbh
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
Last edited by Bladez22 at Sep 3, 2015,
#25
Quote by Pastafarian96
Adv. Dynamics - scored 99% in my test last week, top of the class

Also the guy two seats down from me just walked in with a Krispy Kreme box.


Holy damn thats impressive I remember my engineering friends were striving just to get passing grades in those classes
.
#26
I enjoy the consumption of alcoholic beverages as a recreational activity as well
pinga
#31
Quote by DardySon
I shall post 1 butt just for you..


never thought i'd ever jack off to something on ultimate-guitar
#32
Just a friendly reminder that that's someone's daughter who loves her very much
#33
Quote by DQcrewmember
it's a school night and i'm drunk as **** lololol. my nigga jonothan came over and brought his UV blue and we got super ****ed up but he had to go home but the good news is he left his bottle hear by mistake so what's up everyone??


this just reminds me that im now old....
Originally posted by Diminishedfaith

6. Lied? Would I?
10. Done LSD? who's she?
17. Cheated on someone? it was an accident, i didnt remember i had the gameshark on.....
41. Been called a *****?yes, they rate me 5 stars...
46. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle?no, i dont have insurance
#34
Quote by whywefight
Just a friendly reminder that that's someone's daughter who loves her very much

I'd love her very much.

And by 'love', I mean 'interfere with sexually'.

And by 'very much', I mean 'until my willy is chafed'.
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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#36
Quote by chrismendiola at #33580693
huh


there was supposed to be a "lol" underneath the first quote, second quote was the one that is like most pit users
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#37
Quote by EndTheRapture51
Was APileOfDeadCops the one who abandoned his mate

Repeatedly.

Also the pizza, the shit stained undies...

It seems like he hasn't abandoned UG, though.
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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#38
Quote by DQcrewmember
never thought i'd ever jack off to something on ultimate-guitar

umm you're welcome... I guess.