Poll: I
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Am better than the average person
29 62%
Have a bigger dick than the average person
28 60%
Am not better than the average person
20 43%
Do not have a bigger dick than the average person
11 23%
Voters: 47.
#2
ya
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#5
literally none of the above
A poem.
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#6
Well I'm no Joshua Garcia but I- oh wait, yes I am.
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#7
Hell yeah
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#8
I might be worse than the average person, but before I answer: does the average person comment on Youtube? If so, most definitely better. Like way, way up there.


But I don't know. I have just as much denials and hypocrisies as the average person. I try to force myself into remembering what's important. I think I just dislike the idea of "better". I also dislike professing that I think I am. I like to think I try harder than the average person, that I have a lot of empathy, but the truth is that I'm less functional, less happy, and more selfish than most people.


P.S. Thank god for my dick. Sometimes I've wished you were a vagina, but most times I'm just happy you're my friend, and I know you will always love me.
#12
We should do a thread on the Pit's collective dick length. I was going to but I didn't have the nuts.

Heterosexual females can participate by posting the length of their partner or favorite dick.
Last edited by wafflesyrup at Sep 4, 2015,
#15
I'm way better than the average person. In fact, if I did a poll with myself I would vote myself as the greatest person ever. You just can't argue with a poll like that.
I have nothing important to say
#16
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I'm way better than the average person. In fact, if I did a poll with myself I would vote myself as the greatest person ever. You just can't argue with a poll like that.

Besides, if you really are that great, surely you'd know that you are that great, right?
#17
In some regards I'm well above. In many I am not.
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#18
I am love. I am life.


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da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#21
Prolly not.

o()o

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#22
Yeah
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But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
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#23
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Can proudly say that I have a bigger dick than the average person, seeing as approx. 50% of the world's population doesn't even have a dick


So if your dick is smaller than the average clit, then that just makes you the worst.
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#25
my dick is small and I'm generally less talented and more of a douchebag than other people lol
#27
Quote by slipknot5678 at #33581210
I'm generally less talented and more of a douchebag than other people lol

You know that's not true though, right? At least compared to the people I know, and compared to the Pit, you're way more thoughtful than the average person. That speaks to your empathy as well.
#28
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You know that's not true though, right? At least compared to the people I know, and compared to the Pit, you're way more thoughtful than the average person. That speaks to your empathy as well.

Ya

I actually do think the pit is more intelligent than average for sure. Just compare it to the front page comment section lmao
#29
I just took a Buzzfeed quiz for which 5SOS member I am and I got Luke this time.
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#30
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I just took a Buzzfeed quiz for which 5SOS member I am and I got Luke this time.

So you're like they guy Hitler thought was a dick?

wth is 5sos anyway? New Apple OS?
#31
5 Seconds of Summer, if you're going back to college you gotta get back in touch with the young people.
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#32
Quote by ali.guitarkid7 at #33581281
You know that's not true though, right? At least compared to the people I know, and compared to the Pit, you're way more thoughtful than the average person. That speaks to your empathy as well.


that's very nice

idk though it's one thing when I'm typing stuff behind a keyboard but when it translates to real life I seriously question if people like me should be alive lol. I still don't know how to take a compliment.

@erik woah I got luke too
Last edited by slipknot5678 at Sep 4, 2015,
#33
nah
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#35
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5 Seconds of Summer, if you're going back to college you gotta get back in touch with the young people.

Nah, I think I'd rather, you know, work. And learn stuff(other than 'how not to pull the chick with massive knockers in the chemistry lab').
#36
Quote by slipknot5678 at #33581323
that's very nice

idk though it's one thing when I'm typing stuff behind a keyboard but when it translates to real life I seriously question if people like me should be alive lol. I still don't know how to take a compliment.

It's cool, it's less of a compliment and more of an honest observation.


That's cuz real life interaction is different. If you feel stressed around other people, it'll impact your thought (even if you don't, it will). From the comfort of solitude you're more your normal self. Except in some situations, there's no social mask when you're alone. What I'm saying is that who you see yourself as when you're in "real life" isn't really you.

Think of it this way: your identity is bound to hinge on several factors you haven't complete control over, and will change according to environment. Feeling any self-loathing (extreme or minor) over a few situations/your self-perception in certain situations is kinda useless when you could be having all kinds of (admittedly and mildly self-indulgent) fun figuring out why it happens.

I'm honestly not just taking time out of my day and typing up a storm to cheer you up, I also really like mask theory
Last edited by ali.guitarkid7 at Sep 4, 2015,
#37
Im a good person, but im not better than anyone.
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#38
Quote by ali.guitarkid7 at #33581489
It's cool, it's less of a compliment and more of an honest observation.


That's cuz real life interaction is different. If you feel stressed around other people, it'll impact your thought (even if you don't, it will). From the comfort of solitude you're more your normal self. Except in some situations, there's no social mask when you're alone. What I'm saying is that who you see yourself as when you're in "real life" isn't really you.


woah I never thought of it that way even if it seems obvious.