Poll: I shower for x minutes
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View poll results: I shower for x minutes
0 (gross)
1 1%
1-3
2 3%
4-10
30 42%
11-20
25 35%
20-30
10 14%
30-45
3 4%
45+
0 0%
Voters: 71.
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#3
20 minutes usually.
15 if I'm in a rush. But that's rarely. I plan ahead.
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I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


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Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#4
I tend to take three to five minute showers which means Im in between options on my own ****ing poll lmao
#5
10 minutes if it's a quick morning rinse

30 minutes if it's after working out or I've come home from work/wherever

1 hr if I've brought the rude boy with me.

2 hrs if I haven't slept all day and am in that delirious "where am I state" and just zone out in the shower (shower has some kind of auto-shutdown if it's on for 45 minutes though ugh)
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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#7
10.5 minutes, exact. Can't fill in your poll
Quote by slapsymcdougal
You can tell if it's eager, because you put your hand down her pants and it feels like a horse eating oats.

Nicest compliment on my looks:
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Putting the 'sex' in 'convicted sex offender'.
#9
My parents thought I used to masturbate in the shower. In reality I just like to sit down in it and feel the water fall.
#10
Quote by whywefight
Round up

I'm not the round up kinda guy. Why lie?
Quote by slapsymcdougal
You can tell if it's eager, because you put your hand down her pants and it feels like a horse eating oats.

Nicest compliment on my looks:
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Putting the 'sex' in 'convicted sex offender'.
#11
Quote by Banjocal
My parents thought I used to masturbate in the shower. In reality I just like to sit down in it and feel the water fall.

While masturbating right
#12
4-10 minutes unless in exceptional circumstances

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#14
Quote by EndTheRapture51
4-10 minutes unless in exceptional circumstances

so masturbation?
Quote by slapsymcdougal
You can tell if it's eager, because you put your hand down her pants and it feels like a horse eating oats.

Nicest compliment on my looks:
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Putting the 'sex' in 'convicted sex offender'.
#15
Around 30 minutes, mostly because I like to collect my thoughts while showering and my thoughts need a lot of collecting.
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#17
Quote by icanhasgodmode
so masturbation?


Nah shower masturbation feels rough and weird I don't like it

More like being absolutely exhausted and just sitting there for ages

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#18
Does anyone actually wank in the shower? I mean the only benefit is cleaning up is easy, but there just seems to be so many negatives. Like how do u watch porn in there? Ud also have to rush b4 the water ran out. Everyone would get suspicious if u did it often enough. Also u cant watch porn in there.
#19
depends if your mum is with me
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#22
Quote by daytripper75
Usually about 5 mins. No need to spend any more time than necessary in the shower.

That avatar/ user title cimbination tho
#23
I take about 10 minutes in the shower and about 10 minutes to dry myself. The bathroom will be claimed for no more than 20 minutes.
I have nothing important to say
#24
I never realized showers under 15 minutes were a thing people do.

Don't you people wash in detail though? Like, every inch of your body? Including the ears, like some people forget.

I do that every time and it takes me at least 20 minutes including letting the conditioner/shampoo settle in for a while. Because if you just put it on and immediately wash it off, then are you really getting it clean? I have thick, wavey hair though so I guess not everybody needs to do that.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#25
I only have one shower, and the hose between the wall and the shower head is about 1.5 m long I think.

EDIT: if I just need to wash myself, I only need like a 2 minute shower. It's just a matter of scrubbing in some soap and washing it off. Most of my time in the shower is spent singing and dancing.
Last edited by ultimate-slash at Sep 4, 2015,
#26
Quote by ultimate-slash
I only have one shower, and the hose between the wall and the shower head is about 1.5 m long I think.
Don't lie. You bears use waterfalls and rivers to shower.

And you really need it for those hibernating months.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#27
Quote by Hydra150
depends if your mum is with me

So r u saying u would if she was there, or u wouldnt cause both ways could work.
#28
We mostly just rub salmons all over ourselves.
Not necessarily to clean our bodies though.
It's a sexual thing
#29
I was joking
she's always with me
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#30
Quote by Gatecrasher53
Does anyone actually wank in the shower? I mean the only benefit is cleaning up is easy, but there just seems to be so many negatives. Like how do u watch porn in there? Ud also have to rush b4 the water ran out. Everyone would get suspicious if u did it often enough. Also u cant watch porn in there.


do u live in 1950s britain or present day california

water is unlimited in showers

longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one freight car
#31
Quote by EndTheRapture51
Nah shower masturbation feels rough and weird I don't like it

More like being absolutely exhausted and just sitting there for ages
Don't forget the part where you go into unnecessarily deep and depressive philosophising/having little arguments with yourself before completely forgetting about them 5 minutes after you leave!


#32
I always think up great #tweets and UG posts in the shower but forget them as soon as I leave

longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one freight car
#33
10-15 mins gotta get those nooks and crannies.
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#35
Quote by EndTheRapture51
do u live in 1950s britain or present day california

water is unlimited in showers

2015 australia actually.

waters piped into a water heater outside and if u use it all up it takes a while to refill. If the whole family has to go out at the same time at least 1 of us is getting a cold one. (Not a beer)
#36
Normally like 10 unless shower sex, in which case like 25 probs
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Like the club tie, and the firm handshake,
A certain look in the eye and an easy smile.'

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So that when they turn their backs on you,
You'll get the chance to put the knife in.'
#37
anywhere from 3 minutes to an hour lol
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#38
Quote by Gatecrasher53
Like how do u watch porn in there?

A friend of a friend told me that he uses a waterproof cell phone.
Quote by slapsymcdougal
You can tell if it's eager, because you put your hand down her pants and it feels like a horse eating oats.

Nicest compliment on my looks:
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Putting the 'sex' in 'convicted sex offender'.
#39
Quote by theguitarist

2 hrs if I haven't slept all day and am in that delirious "where am I state" and just zone out in the shower (shower has some kind of auto-shutdown if it's on for 45 minutes though ugh)


this is me at all times of the day


like i probably spend at least 10 min just analysing tile patterns and thinking of ways of re-arranging them
Last edited by Godsmack_IV at Sep 4, 2015,
#40
Quote by icanhasgodmode at #33581362
A friend of a friend told me that he uses a waterproof cell phone.

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