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#3
how does an octopus go into battle?

well armed
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#4
Ian Duncan Smith is a better answer.

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

E--4--
B--4--
G--4--
D--6--
A--6--
E--4--
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#5
What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip-off.
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#7
Quote by slapsymcdougal at #33582016
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lickalotopus.


Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#9
My grandfather was recently very ill, we rubbed lard on his back and he went downhill very quickly from there.
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#10
I went on a safari and shot an elephant in my pajamas, how it got in my pajamas Ill never know .
#11
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how does an octopus go into battle?

well armed

octpussesefsjioe don't have arms
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#14
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw.
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#15
Quote by ErikLensherr at #33582304
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw.

Holy shit, my sides.
Free Ali
#16
How does a Jewish man make his coffee in the morning?

Hebrews it.
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#19
What do you call greedy gentlemen in the fish-selling market?

Selfish men who sell fish.
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You know that old saying: "Men who play bass in the band have the largest genitalia." Well, it's the same for women.
#20
What does the sign on an out of business brothel say?

Beat it, we're closed
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass