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Seriously asking.
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#3
God is an atheist
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Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#4
She was in Dogma and I learned everything I know about religion from that

Ironic
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#5
1. define 'god'
2. god can and will be whatever you want them/it/he/her to be.
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#6
Tell me all your thoughts on God~

Cause I'd really like to meet her~
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#7
"I Am that I Am" -God to Moses.
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I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
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#10
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"I Am that I Am" -God to Moses.

"I yam what I yam and tha's all what I yam" -Popeye to Olive Oyl

Hmmm
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#11
"I had a dream where Jesus was a dirty old bum, and I was about to sock him in the face because, well he's a dirty old bum, but then I thought, there's something special about him..."

----"Because it was Jesus, right..."

"Yeah..."
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#12
Is your mum a woman?
Because I bet she is.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
#Rekt
I have nothing important to say
#15
God has no sex. Why would god have a big god penis or a big god vagina. He would just be a glowing ball of light and stuff
#16
I don't know about God, but here are some facts about Jesus:

-Jesus was black/brown
-Jesus was raised Jewish
-Jesus was an atheist
-Jesus was a homosexual
-Jesus was an alcoholic
-Jesus was an opium addict
-Jesus was a communist

Thank you and good night.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#18
God is actually three: the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost. The Holy Ghost has no gender in his/her/its name, so God is at least 2/3 male.

Free Ali
#19
If god's a woman, why'd she let men run everything on Earth?

Oh, right, women hate other women.
#20
what if god was one of us?
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#22
Quote by Baby Joel at #33583267
what if god was one of us?

I was gonna post this, and then I got sidetracked because I was reading the lyrics. If she had read the Bible, she'd know the answers to her questions.

God does have a name: it's YHWH (anglicised: Yahweh).
If you were to face God, you would die.
If God was one of us, God wouldn't be God.

etc.
Free Ali
#24
shit
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#25
Something I was thinking about yesterday.

A bishop was being interviewed on TV. Now I'm assuming that to become a bishop you have to be intelligent and well educated. Can people who have got to that level within the church seriously believe in religion or do they just carry on preaching and administering for the sake of others who cling onto their Christian beliefs?
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#26
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Something I was thinking about yesterday.

A bishop was being interviewed on TV. Now I'm assuming that to become a bishop you have to be intelligent and well educated. Can people who have got to that level within the church seriously believe in religion or do they just carry on preaching and administering for the sake of others who cling onto their Christian beliefs?

What about the Pope?

I've often wondered that myself, if there are priests out there who no longer seriously believe in their religions teachings, but continue to do it because it provides comfort and purpose to many people.

Does that make them good people still?

****, it's too early for this crap, I need coffee.
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#27
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What about the Pope?

I've often wondered that myself, if there are priests out there who no longer seriously believe in their religions teachings, but continue to do it because it provides comfort and purpose to many people.

Does that make them good people still?

****, it's too early for this crap, I need coffee.


Well that's what I was thinking. Do these clergymen continue doing what they are doing to make other people happy even though they don't believe in it themselves? That and the salary, free house, car and food.
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#30
#axelpost
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Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#33
touché


but no, that painting is, like you say, only one interpretation of the Lord.
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Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#34
Quote by Axelfox at #33583311
Isn't God male?

I have seen painting of the Sistine chapel where he is portrayed as a male.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sistine_Chapel_ceiling


Those were from misogynistic times and all the things they've done should be discarded.
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#35
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What about the Pope?



The Pope is just the figurehead for the world's largest crime syndicate.
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#36
as if plenty of well-educated & intelligent people don't buy into fucked up ideologies everyday -- even the atheists are not immune.

and anyway, anybody who has reached that level within the church has probably studied theology deeply enough to answer any qualms they might have. yeah yeah you can debunk the creation story in genesis with 4th grade science, but can you rebut all the important exegetes or critique summa theologica point by point? not saying the clergy don't/can't lose faith, but there's more to being a priest than reading the bible & going "oh yeah must be true."
#37
Well all women are humans and God by any definition is not a human so no, "God" is not a woman.
#39
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god takes care of himself and you of you



If god takes life he's an indian giver

Hey remember when I was a loser and you were an asshole and we hated each other? Weird times
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#40
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womyn*

have fun in hell now that you've directly tried to oppress god erik


Daria/Beavis and Butthead reference?
Purple string dampener scrunchy.
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