#1
why ae here .

I don;t get it, e why history

Like wy szciene

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#2
Because you are the worst person in the world.


In my restless dreams...
I see that town.
Silent Hill.
You promised you'd take me there again someday.
But you never did.

Well, I'm alone there now.
In our 'special place'...
Waiting for you.

#3
im sry PLs delete, I drank too much

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#4
Quote by xxdarrenxx
im sry PLs delete, I drank too much


No. We will keep this here to remind everyone here just how bad you are.


In my restless dreams...
I see that town.
Silent Hill.
You promised you'd take me there again someday.
But you never did.

Well, I'm alone there now.
In our 'special place'...
Waiting for you.

#5
I cant think straight it should bhe locked it's the rulez

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#6
I'll never understand how folk manage to make their way to the computer, open their browser, and actually create a post in the seeming extremes of drunkenness they display. I mean you've got to be severely tossed in TS's state and at that point you're ****ing crazy if you think I'm going to even touch my computer. A nice mellow drunk, sure, but - and again this is all assumption, we all function differently - what we see with this sort of post indicates the kind of drunk in which I fall asleep in my own vomit.
#8
Because galaxies and stuff.
Like, isn't that amazing?
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#9
Like for real, space is the only love I need.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#10
Joshua Garcia x Space
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#12
I ship it.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#13
Spaceship it
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#14
Haaaaaaaa
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#15
Quote by whywefight
Phones


But creating a post drunk on a phone is so much more complicated than with a PC... well, at least for me it sure as hell is. Even sober.
#16
Quote by wafflesyrup at #33583514
But creating a post drunk on a phone is so much more complicated than with a PC... well, at least for me it sure as hell is. Even sober.

Voice typing? You have to be really, really, really drunk to fuck that up. I mean I practically grumble "ughhhh" at my phone and it's like "Searching: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious".
#17
Quote by wafflesyrup
But creating a post drunk on a phone is so much more complicated than with a PC... well, at least for me it sure as hell is. Even sober.

Which is probably why it comes out as a jumbled mess. Hell, I just got off work a little bit ago and had to retype (retap?) Most of what I just wrote because of my shitty thumbs.

Also TS, everything is your fault because you touch yourself at night and make bad threads.
#18
Phones make you seem more drunk than you are if you start not giving a shit about taking the time to spell things right
#19
I guess the problem stems from the fact that after two misclicks on the touch screen I deem the task not worth completing.

Voice to text is just wrong.
#21
Quote by wafflesyrup at #33583531
I guess the problem stems from the fact that after two misclicks on the touch screen I deem the task not worth completing.

Voice to text is just wrong.

Google Voice typing has the best voice-recognition I've ever seen. I don't like talking to my phone in public like it's a tiny servant, but when I'm at home it's definitely how I write things down.
#23
Well if one can locate a girl you haven't talked to since highschool and tell her things you shouldn't have, while drunk, I don't see the difficulty in posting while drunk.
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how do you ban people from posting in your threads?

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You don't

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"Why are we here?"


"Plastic... asshole."
#26
Quote by whywefight
Phones



predictive text?


though I think I changed it to making me select a word rather than auto entering it after it kept putting the wrong word, which means sometimes I would accidentally insert random letters at the end or beginning of words while drunk because of the screwy way it would sometimes not completely overwrite what i typed.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#27
Quote by GuitarGod_92
I never lose the ability to type well regardless of how drunk I get, worship me


Really?

Every single post you make looks like it was typed by a drunken idiot. This includes content, as well as grammar.
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This thread is officially about sucking Sleaze off for a sig.


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Hey Sleaze I'll give you a blowjob if you sig me. Maybe even some nudey photos?


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Sleaze, that made me lulz in my pants.


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hahaha Sleaze i'd give you my mom for that one.
#28
Quote by Sleaze Disease
Really?

Every single post you make looks like it was typed by a drunken idiot. This includes content, as well as grammar.

Says the piece of shit self proclaimed racist lmao
#29
Quote by GuitarGod_92
Says the piece of shit self proclaimed racist lmao


The funny thing about that is that I've never actually claimed to be racist.
The words "I am racist" have never once come from my mouth, hence, I can't be considered self-proclaimed as anything.

I've merely presented my thoughts and have been labeled "racist" because of them, which I have no qualms with, because it's understandable.

Regardless, that still doesn't nullify the fact that you're a moron.
Quote by SteveHouse
This thread is officially about sucking Sleaze off for a sig.


Quote by tayroar
Hey Sleaze I'll give you a blowjob if you sig me. Maybe even some nudey photos?


Quote by crazy8rgood


Sleaze, that made me lulz in my pants.


Quote by 36mikeyb36
hahaha Sleaze i'd give you my mom for that one.
#31
Quote by GuitarGod_92
pot kettle etc


Wow, you sure showed me.
Quote by SteveHouse
This thread is officially about sucking Sleaze off for a sig.


Quote by tayroar
Hey Sleaze I'll give you a blowjob if you sig me. Maybe even some nudey photos?


Quote by crazy8rgood


Sleaze, that made me lulz in my pants.


Quote by 36mikeyb36
hahaha Sleaze i'd give you my mom for that one.
#33
First Skullivan now this guy. What's with the uptick in racist dweebs lately.
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#35
Quote by whywefight
What skullys racist

I dont believe that

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showpost.php?p=33524964&postcount=82

He said somewhere it's because he was "wronged" by black people which I think means bullied.
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.