#3
I was gonna but then I realized I already have you added.
Now I get to be hipstery and say I was your friend before everyone else was doing it.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#5
Quote by grouchpunk08 at #33586340
Oh, alright then.

yay
Quote by Joshua Garcia at #33586348
I was gonna but then I realized I already have you added.
Now I get to be hipstery and say I was your friend before everyone else was doing it.

Quote by ultimate-slash at #33586350
I would, but we're already profile buddies

#7
I wish I was popular.my only friend is kerryking01...what the **** ever happen to him anyway?...
#9
Meh, why not....not like there's much on my profile
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#11
Quote by ultimate-slash
^Sent you a very cool request.

It was so cool I now have frostbite


Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#14
most pit people can send me a request, I know who I want and who I don't*


*I've stopped accepting people I've never encountered before
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#16
Quote by whywefight
I have about a tenth as many UG friends as facebook friends, should I feel bad


I have 49 UG friends and 490 Facebook friends.

Pasta, is your main method of seduction posting on girls UG profiles?

longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one freight car
Last edited by EndTheRapture51 at Sep 8, 2015,
#17
Quote by EndTheRapture51
I have 49 UG friends and 490 Facebook friends.

Pasta, is your main method of seduction posting on girls UG profiles?

If I had a chance it would be.

I have no chance.

plus makeup tips
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#18
Every girls profile I go on you are there

I think that says a lot about both of us

longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one freight car
#19
probably

but I'm not lying that I always hope for makeup tips.
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#20
Rofl, I have nearly 60 UG friends and I barely remember adding any of them.

I don't add people, they add me
o()o

Quote by JamSessionFreak
yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#21
What are the perks of adding you, TS? Is there any way in which it will improve my quality of life?
I have nothing important to say
#22
Added. You should feel loved TS you're the first person I've ever sent a friend request to.
#23
Quote by JackSaints
What are the perks of adding you, TS? Is there any way in which it will improve my quality of life?

Ever since I started using TS' UG profile friendship, good things have been happening to me
#24
Quote by DardySon
Added. You should feel loved TS you're the first person I've ever sent a friend request to.

Same actually.....I need to get out more
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#26
Quote by JackSaints at #33586525
What are the perks of adding you, TS? Is there any way in which it will improve my quality of life?

Friendship is magic
Quote by DardySon at #33586534
Added. You should feel loved TS you're the first person I've ever sent a friend request to.


Quote by Eastwinn at #33586877
i swear eastwinn made this thread a few months ago

You did it backwards and actually sent everyone requests. I'm too lazy for that.
#27
Quote by Eastwinn
i swear eastwinn made this thread a few months ago


Still didn't send me one ya PRICK.

Jk ur ok
o()o

Quote by JamSessionFreak
yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#28
ty for the friendship everyone, I will cherish it forever.

Quote by EpiExplorer at #33587000
Still didn't send me one ya PRICK.

Jk ur ok

I sent you one if that makes up for eastwinn being a dick.
#29
I have zero ug friends. & zero fb friends (because I don't have one)

I like it that way

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