Name an item you might see for sale in a supermarket grocery checkout line.


While you're at it name something that is wholesome.
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Answer to both questions

Why would you want to?
inb4 'your mom'
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wait are those dildos or

apparently that band Ghost did that too.

Rammstein did it too.

Dammit Slapsy you ninja
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Rammstein did something similar with a special edition of one of their albums IIRC.
of course they did they're rammstein
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Rammstein did it too.

Dammit Slapsy you ninja

Though tbh, I don't think Motorhead provided the models for those ones.
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Apparently those are all moulds of the band's members ifyouknowhwatimeanandithinkthatyoudo.
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hello i would just like to say that those dildos do not contain and accurate representation of the shape of my erect penis, nor the length or girth. As such, it is discriminatory against various other penis sizes and shape, with and without foreskin, etc.

I suggest that no one purchase from this company as they are not a representation of reality, and those you do not have penises as shown, are inherently ridiculed by society.
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