#1
Help guys I think I am becoming the internet. I feel like a living breathing router, constantly taking in and spitting out internet signals wherever I go, for myself and others to use. I always have the internet either in my pocket or under my fingertips, it has become an extension of my physical body. I see the world through two computer screens.


So are any of you the internet?
#4
This is why kids need to have a real social life, drink and do drugs. Otherwise they turn into weirdos that make threads like this.
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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#5
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R at #33589802
This is why kids need to have a real social life, drink and do drugs. Otherwise they turn into weirdos that make threads like this.



i actually drink and do lots of drugs so nice try maybe ur the weirdo, weirdo.


we are the internet, you will be too
#6
Quote by MeGaDeth2314
i actually drink and do lots of drugs so nice try maybe ur the weirdo, weirdo.



Jokes on you now I know you're a loser that drinks and does drugs.


Way to fry your brain like a loser, loser.


This is why your family hates you btw
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#8
Quote by MeGaDeth2314
ow, my heart



I like how you pretend to have feelings.
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#9
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
I like how you pretend to have feelings.

Only until the human-units are within range of the rectal integration tentacle probe.
#10
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Only until the human-units are within range of the rectal integration tentacle probe.



Is that supposed to be a bad thing?


I'm due for a cleaning soon anyway.
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#11
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
Is that supposed to be a bad thing?


I'm due for a cleaning soon anyway.

if you think being probed by the rectal integration tentacle will leave you clean, you'll be sorely mistaken
#12
Quote by MeGaDeth2314
i actually drink and do lots of drugs so nice try maybe ur the weirdo, weirdo.


What kind of drugs???
#13
I'm definitely not a robot
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#16
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
This is why kids need to have a real social life, drink and do drugs. Otherwise they turn into weirdos that make threads like this.


This is a good point though. I've never wanted to do anything with my computer whilst tripping balls.
#17
Sadly no. If I was the internet exams would be way less stressful.
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#18
Quote by wafflesyrup
This is a good point though. I've never wanted to do anything with my computer whilst tripping balls.

I've never wanted to trip balls while doing anything on my computer.


CHECKMATE
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#19
Quote by eGraham
I've never wanted to trip balls while doing anything on my computer.


CHECKMATE


Son of a bitch...

WE MUST BREAK THE CYCLE!