#1
Right now there are over 500 users online and I don't recognize most of their usernames. At least some of them are females even. So what we need is a terrible idea to get these people posting. The only catch is that it has to work.

Maybe we could just all go on their profiles and leave nice comments cordially inviting them to come join us in the Pit. It's the only way unless someone has another idea.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#2
I'm already offering free hugs
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#3
Why can't we teach one of the many spambots that come to the Pit to do that?
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#4
Quote by Pastafarian96
I'm already offering free hugs


But they don't know about the hugs. What if you just post hugs on random profiles?
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#5
Quote by theogonia777
But they don't know about the hugs. What if you just post hugs on random profiles?

that's something I want to do, but it would not be in aid of our current situation.
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#6
Quote by theogonia777 at #33593080
But they don't know about the hugs. What if you just post hugs on random profiles?

It could go something like this




There's more where that came from in the Pit
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#7
Quote by eGraham
It could go something like this




There's more where that came from in the Pit

Because who doesn't like getting messages that sound like ads for shit porn sites?
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Youre officially uber shit now.

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3d9310rd is far more upset than i 

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I'm a moron tho apparently and everyone should listen to you oh wise pretentious one
#8
I have to disagree with your sarcasm because I love shit porn sites
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~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#9
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I have to disagree with your sarcasm because I love shit porn sites

Is that porn that involves sexual acts with faeces?
Or porn sites that are of poor quality?

Phrasing is important kids
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#10
I prefer ambiguity, as to let the reader decide.
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#11
I mean to be fair there's some overlap.
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Youre officially uber shit now.

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3d9310rd is far more upset than i 

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I'm a moron tho apparently and everyone should listen to you oh wise pretentious one
#12
I'd post more frequently if it resulted in blow jobs. Hell, I'll settle for a handie.
#13
Quote by wafflesyrup
I'd post more frequently if it resulted in blow jobs. Hell, I'll settle for a handie.


Would you settle for seeing boobs on TinyChat? If there were more girls it would happen.
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#15
Quote by theogonia777
Would you settle for seeing boobs on TinyChat? If there were more girls it would happen.


This is a potential compromise but I was honestly hoping for some play from that Arby fella. He really gets my motor going.
#16
Quote by wafflesyrup
I'd post more frequently if it resulted in blow jobs. Hell, I'll settle for a handie.


Ask more people, I'm sure at least a few will let you give them either one...maybe even both if you ask nicely.
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#18
Quote by Arby911 at #33593343
Ask more people, I'm sure at least a few will let you give them either one...maybe even both if you ask nicely.

Yeah, the law of averages is the way to approach your sex life.
#19
matey **** **** what you fukn g

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#21
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an asian who likes death metal living in New Zealand? wassup brutha


waaasssuuup my brooo
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#23
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Not a kiwi but hi

Living in NZ?
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#24
Quote by theogonia777
Right now there are over 500 users online and I don't recognize most of their usernames. At least some of them are females even. So what we need is a terrible idea to get these people posting. The only catch is that it has to work.

Maybe we could just all go on their profiles and leave nice comments cordially inviting them to come join us in the Pit. It's the only way unless someone has another idea.


terrible idea already accomplished. it actually took to post#7 to get something offensive posted (slow day in the pit i guess). as soon as the talk goes to shit porn sites you lose most of the woman (who don't want to be bothered by a bunch of horn dog guys to begin with). serious guys that came here to talk about ummm... i dunno, guitars, again are put off.

how bout (crazy idea alert ) having some not so stupid topics that actually will inspire people to post.
#25
Quote by monwobobbo
terrible idea already accomplished. it actually took to post#7 to get something offensive posted (slow day in the pit i guess). as soon as the talk goes to shit porn sites you lose most of the woman (who don't want to be bothered by a bunch of horn dog guys to begin with). serious guys that came here to talk about ummm... i dunno, guitars, again are put off.

how bout (crazy idea alert ) having some not so stupid topics that actually will inspire people to post.

The Pit is an off-topic forum, so people who want to talk about guitars probably wouldn't come in here anyway.
#26
Quote by slapsymcdougal
The Pit is an off-topic forum, so people who want to talk about guitars probably wouldn't come in here anyway.


well this is primarily a guitar forum i mean it is Ultimate Guitar. what i meant was more serious guitar players. the Pit seems to be full of (sorry if this seems like a put down) kids. many of the names here don't ever seem to find there way into the actual guitar based parts of the boards. TGP has a very active off topic forum but it's tha same guys that are on the other sections talking about gear that most of us can't afford .

THE PIT has a bad rep to many here and is seen as a place to avoid. considering some of the stupidity here no big shock. now don't get me wrong a little sillyness can be a good thing. just sayin
#28
Quote by slapsymcdougal
What the hell is TGP?


The Gear Page. a forum frequented by mostly older guitar players that tend to be more well off than many. topics tend towards more high end or boutique gear there.
#29
Quote by monwobobbo
The Gear Page. a forum frequented by mostly older guitar players that tend to be more well off than many. topics tend towards more high end or boutique gear there.

Ah, corksniffers.

Gotcha.
#30
Quote by slapsymcdougal
What the hell is TGP?

A haughty herd of nerds.
SGT. HARTMAN: Where in hell are you from anyway, Private?
COWBOY: Sir, Texas, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: Holy dogshit! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down!! Do you suck dicks!?
COWBOY: Sir, no, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: Are you a peter-puffer!?
COWBOY: Sir, no, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around! I'll be watching you!!
#31
Quote by monwobobbo
THE PIT has a bad rep to many here and is seen as a place to avoid. considering some of the stupidity here no big shock. now don't get me wrong a little sillyness can be a good thing. just sayin


Nah. All the other forums are pretty much the same as the Pit (albeit not as self aware as the Pit). People in other subforums like to say that there is a difference because they want to distance themselves from the Pit and try to act like they are superior, when in reality it is simply not true.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#32
i could ban egraham
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#34
Quote by MetalMullet
You know what would make the Pit a great place? If we all stopped posting.


I agree

baby joel can you ban everyone?
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#35
Quote by Bladez22
I agree

baby joel can you ban everyone?

yes


it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#36
inb4 you just ban me
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#37
More people will come if they know we have punch and pie!
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how do you ban people from posting in your threads?

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You don't

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