#1
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#2
If it was really Obama I'd vote him in for a 3rd term.
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
#3
Nah, that's just Lizzie out for a stroll
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#6
it really pisses me off when news is exaggerated and using language like "man in lizard costume terrorises sc town" and it's all seriously? Really is this how far we've come, where terrorise as a word has the same meaning as "confuses" or "lizard man walks around, people high five him" like is jack bauer gonna roll up and be "hey you are terrorising i work for an anti-terror government system and imma have some intense 24 hours where there is more trauma than the whole of summer when a legit threat like a wildfire hits, cause my daughter decided to be stupid and somehow managed to get kidnapped.

seriously I don't like when people make things to read as more important than they are. In a way, it is a dangerous threat to the casual human's core beliefs that have been given to him by a news agency that says that birmingham is a no-go zone cause it's shiara law like seriously the chavs there would not be an easy group to kick out.

so yeah, things need to be kept in perspective
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#7
are you okay baby joel? can i get you some water or something?
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#8
nah, stuff like this makes me annoyed and it ruins my mood for the day
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#9
water is good though. my happy pill is hitting crash time in the next two hours prly, gotta hydrate to avoid the headache
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#10
i'm sorry, i didn't mean to upset you
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#11
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ayy lmao
#13
i wonder if he still has to use that phony southern accent ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?




#14
The true irony is that that is actually David Icke.
they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa
#15
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