#1
i have three cats at my disposal

scrawny cat, big cat, and fat cat

scrawny cat is looking for the mouse

big cat is guarding the steps that go up to the second floor where I'm holed up

fat cat is taking a nap on my bed, she's my last line of defence

how would you make use of these cats in this situation?
#2
Make sure they don't blow your house up.
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#4
fat cat as doorstop

big cat patrolling around top floor

scrawny around house as is
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#5
Try to make sure the male cat wont befriend the mouse. After that I make sure the male cat wont fall in love with a female cat, only for her to break his heart. After that I make sure to keep them both at home so they wont end up committing suicide by sitting on train tracks and waiting for the end.
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#6
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I'd get a mouse trap and bring the real problem, those cats, to an animal shelter.


Haha...YES! Disgusting creatures.

Get a mousetrap.
#7
I had a mouse in my place before and my three cats lost to a mousetrap. But two of my cats found the mouse in the mousetrap and dragged it around the house and played with it as if they were the ones that actually caught it. Buncha losers.
#8
Load your 3 cats with your most important personal possessions. Burn down house, build anew.
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#10
Is there a moose loose aboot your hoose?
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#12
Are you wearing a blouse?
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#13
my dog kills flies

cats fully loaded with claws ? no prob. but they might get worms off it .
#14
If there's a mouse in your house, call Dr. Seuss before it turns into a goose.
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#15
I had a similar problem, but a clan of gingerbread men were able to help me out
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#16
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i have three cats at my disposal

scrawny cat, big cat, and fat cat

scrawny cat is looking for the mouse

big cat is guarding the steps that go up to the second floor where I'm holed up

fat cat is taking a nap on my bed, she's my last line of defence

how would you make use of these cats in this situation?


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#17
I'd shoot the cats and raise the mouse.


Saves me a bunch of money in the long run tbh.
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#19
Why are people so afraid of mice? They're like guinea pigs only with longer tails and scrawny. They're qt
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#21
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Why are people so afraid of mice? They're like guinea pigs only with longer tails and scrawny. They're qt

Not really. Mice can get through a hole about as wide as a pencil, so they get everywhere. They chew wires, clothes, books... every damn thing.

Guinea pigs aren't anything like as able to squeeze through gaps, and in my 20+ years of owning guinea pigs, they've never once eaten through cables. Though one of them would chew any shoelace that came within reach.
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