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#1
After about 4 days it gets too itchy and I shave it

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#2
I don't believe in beards.
Don't hate me
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#3
Sometimes laziness triumphs over itchiness.
Shaving is kind of a big deal if you don't want to cut yourself.
#5
Quote by EyeNon15
Sometimes laziness triumphs over itchiness.
Shaving is kind of a big deal if you don't want to cut yourself.

Real men don't cut themselves shaving. They play the long game and use their own blood to corrode the blade.
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#6
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#7
lol I started growing a beard to avoid 'itchiness' or w/e. completely clean is not an option for me 'cause I've got the permanent five o clock shadow thing going on which I can rock better than anyone else but the downside is that my face was starting to feel like sandpaper so I finally just said fuck it and started growing a short beard so that I can properly keep it feeling soft.
#8
i just get a frenchman's stache thing going, its pretty shit
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#9
I just can't grow one. It's patchy and embarrassing and
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#11
I look gd with a 5 a clock shadow but it's more of a 2 day shadow and then it gets to 4 days and looks shit

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#12
Quote by Bladez22
i just get a frenchman's stache thing going, its pretty shit

This, from 1:20 to about 1:40.
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#13
everyone looks good with 5 ocklock shadow tbh

instantly brings up the 'would I blow' meter a few points
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#14
Quote by Banjocal at #33603177
everyone looks good with 5 ocklock shadow tbh

instantly brings up the 'would I blow' meter a few points


yeah but with me imagine that times 10
#15
Quote by slapsymcdougal at #33603173
This, from 1:20 to about 1:40.


yeah, its shit

guys generally do look 10x hotter with a bit of a beard going
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#16
Quote by Bladez22
yeah, its shit

guys generally do look 10x hotter with a bit of a beard going

I would need enough beard to actually obscure my features in order for it to be an improvement, but I suspect I'd end up looking like a hobo tribute to ZZ Top is I did that.
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#17
My shadow majorly accentuates my jaw line

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#18
hobo beards are very not hot
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#19
I don't like the 'tache part of the beard getting too out of control, especially if you get your can of beer caught in it. Makes your eyes water.
#20
step one: don't shave

alternatively, you can have it so the stubble is a bit kind of this

same sort of thing as chris hemsworth and chris pine

my brother does it. he has a beard trimmer that he uses so it doesn't get longer, and he shaves the neck.

I just let it go and then get it shaped when I go for a haircut

if you can't grow that much, do a
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#21
Quote by Killing Hand
I don't like the 'tache part of the beard getting too out of control, especially if you get your can of beer caught in it. Makes your eyes water.

also yes. I make sure that I always get it trimmed. Nothing like eating a sandwich , and then your upper lip starts to get pulled in your mouth. hurts.

also at my last dentist appointment my moustache got caught in the rotor of the buffer lololol
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#22
Quote by Baby Joel
step one: don't shave

alternatively, you can have it so the stubble is a bit kind of this

same sort of thing as chris hemsworth and chris pine

my brother does it. he has a beard trimmer that he uses so it doesn't get longer, and he shaves the neck.

I just let it go and then get it shaped when I go for a haircut

if you can't grow that much, do a


ryan gosling is always beautiful though

normal people would look like this


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#23
this is true

it isn't a valid counter argument though
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#24
how did you ninja my edit so quick jfc

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how did you ninja my edit so quick jfc

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#27
I can't even grow a decent stubble let alone beard

But it sucks because it still grows fast enough that I have to shave everyday. There's just not a lot of it.
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#28
If you complain that its too itchy, then you aren't good enough to have a beard.
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#29
I noticed that I am very hairy, with the exception of my face. I have small hairs on my face but all I think I really could grow is a patchy beard and a mustache.
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#31
Quote by wafflesyrup
You don't choose the beard, the beard chooses you.

too true :'(

i can't grow a beard for shit. best i can do is a goatee but that looks gross so i don't even bother with facial hair.
#33
Quote by Jon777
too true :'(

i can't grow a beard for shit. best i can do is a goatee but that looks gross so i don't even bother with facial hair.

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#35
You grow a beard by not shaving the hair that appears on your face. If hair does not appear on your face get yourself some miracle grow and wash your face with it, you baby.

Also a freshly-shaved face will itch more than a bearded face.
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#37
I used to dream of one day being able to run around naked, but completely covered in hair. That dream will never come to fruition because of my lack of beard
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#38
Quote by Ablast
I used to dream of one day being able to run around naked, but completely covered in hair. That dream will never come to fruition because of my lack of beard

with a beard, you are never truly naked. nor alone.
#39
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with a beard, you are never truly naked. nor alone.

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#40
I'm with everyone who is confused about the itchy phase of growing a beard. Are you sure you're shaving properly ETR?
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