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yes, i am a gross weirdo
24 59%
no, tp cover all the way
19 46%
Voters: 41.
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#1
do you use toilet paper or a seat cover when the nature strikes?

I always use some form of barrier against the seat, no matter how clean it looks. Generally it's tp.
Last edited by Will Lane at Sep 21, 2015,
#2
depends of the state of the toilet


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#4
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I wash off any potential contaminants with my own piss.
>2015TYOOL
>not licking it clean

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#5
It's actually a bit of a fetish of mine, knowing someone else has sat on it.
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#6
My germs can kill their germs
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#7
Depends on the state I'll generally give it a quick wipe with some tp though just to make sure there isn't any piss on it.
#8
I poop at home.
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#9
Never shat in a public toilet in my life.
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#10
I don't remember ever using a public toilet for anything but peeing to be honest
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#11
The only toilet I use outside home are the ones in college and I use the plastic sheets they give you stocked near the toilet to put on the seat.
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#12
Yes. I do a visual and a quick wipedown, but other than that it's not really a big deal.

What is it that you are afraid of? The door handle to the restroom was probably nastier than the toilet seat (assuming a reasonably clean restroom).

Unless you live alone and never have guests, your toilet at home probably isn't exactly a bastion of porcelain purity...
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Last edited by Arby911 at Sep 21, 2015,
#13
I've only pooped in a public restroom a handful of times, and no, I did not sit directly on the seat.
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#14
I hover unless it was just cleaned. (Either the cleaner is still in there or I check the cleaning schedule on the back of the door) or unless I'm super tired and cannot hover
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#15
Quote by Arby911
Yes. I do a visual and a quick wipedown, but other than that it's not really a big deal.

What is it that you are afraid of? The door handle to the restroom was probably nastier than the toilet seat (assuming a reasonably clean restroom).
I use paper towels to open the bathroom doors. If no paper towels are present, I use the bottom of my shirt to open the door and I burn down the business for not having paper towels.
#16
Quote by Arby911 at #33605737
Yes. I do a visual and a quick wipedown

I do an ocular patdown, clear it for threats...
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#17
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I do an ocular patdown, clear it for threats...




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I pee on those while thinking of people like you...
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#19
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I pee on people while thinking of you...
...is how I misread this at first
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#21
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Well yeah, but if I ever had to shit in a public toilet I would, by definition, not have the time or wherewithal to adequately fortify the purity of my ass against threat of the seat.
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#22
I don't understand being a germaphobe, personally. Maybe I'm just lucky to have a good immune system.
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#23
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I do an ocular patdown, clear it for threats...



This, and if it does not pass I get Green Man to clean it for me.
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#24
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I don't understand being a germaphobe, personally. Maybe I'm just lucky to have a good immune system.

Or maybe you're just not ******ed.
#25
I would claim never to have pooped in a public toilet or in fact never to have pooped at all, but then I'd be full of shit.
#26
I used to never shit anywhere but home as a kid (I got extremely constipated at a summer camp one time), then as I got older I always put a layer of tp down except at my house, but I've recently started saying fuck it and just quickly wiping the seat down with tp and going for it. If the seat had shit on it or something I would just try to find another toilet.

It's pretty rare that I ever actually need to shit when I'm out in public, but when I do I'm not scared of the toilets anymore.
#27
If I REALLY have to go...I just squat and hover the toilet seat. It's great exercise for my thighs.
#28
i use the paper seat covers, but only after i make sure the seat isn't wet with piss
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#29
Streptococcus, staphylococcus, E. coli and shigella bacteria, hepatitis A virus, the common cold virus, and various sexually transmitted organisms are on every public toilet seat ever. And they will follow you home and craw up your butt cheeks and crawl into your mouth. They'll have to chop your dick off at the hospital.
#30
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Streptococcus, staphylococcus, E. coli and shigella bacteria, hepatitis A virus, the common cold virus, and various sexually transmitted organisms are on every public toilet seat ever. And they will follow you home and craw up your butt cheeks and crawl into your mouth. They'll have to chop your dick off at the hospital.

Most of them are on your skin already.

Not mine, or anyone else's. Just yours, you manky little cunt.
#31
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Most of them are on your skin already.

Not mine, or anyone else's. Just yours, you manky little cunt.


Your mother's manky little cunt LOL
#32
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Your mother's manky little cunt LOL


Well, there's proof enough you don't know what you're talking about.


"little" indeed...


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Charles Darwin
#33
Quote by Arby911
Well, there's proof enough you don't know what you're talking about.


"little" indeed...



I dunno, the pile of ash that would have come from there is likely to be pretty small.
#34
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I don't understand being a germaphobe, personally. Maybe I'm just lucky to have a good immune system.

You think you become a germaphobe by having a weak immune system?

Because that's the most laughably misinformed thing ever posted on this site
#35
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#36
I never take shits in public bathrooms, Im too much of a germaphobe.
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#38
What kinda pussy would cover a toilet seat before sitting on it? Like do you not realize that your own damn dick is dirtier than the average toilet seat?

I mean i just did a quick google search and the average door handle is WAY dirtier and more filled with germs than even the damn toilet water

And according to the same google search, people who cover the toilet seat actually have a way weaker immune system than the average normal person lol (for obvious reasons)

Like seriously, you people who cover the toilet seat are most likely the same people who don't let their kids eat sand or dirt and thus give them major allergies and horrible immune systems.
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#39
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What kinda pussy would cover a toilet seat before sitting on it? Like do you not realize that your own damn dick is dirtier than the average toilet seat?

Wash your cock you filthy git.
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#40
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You think you become a germaphobe by having a weak immune system?

Because that's the most laughably misinformed thing ever posted on this site



Do you purposely twists everyone's meanings into things to be mad about, or are have you just done it so much you do it unconsciously?
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Last edited by JustRooster at Sep 21, 2015,
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