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#2
david hameron
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#3
Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
Last edited by Banjocal at Sep 21, 2015,
#5
David Cameron is a proper lad. It was just bants.
"If God exists, there's no way he is French" - Andrea Pirlo

S A D B O Y S
#6
it was just a metaphore for his noble stance against police brutality


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#9
If he's enough of a cunt to have been in the Bullingdon Club he's enough of a freak to have stuck his junk in a dead pig's head.
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
Youre officially uber shit now.

Quote by StewieSwan
3d9310rd is far more upset than i 

Quote by Bladez22
I'm a moron tho apparently and everyone should listen to you oh wise pretentious one
#10
The Pig Society

longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one freight car
#11
Why do rich people do such weird shit.
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#12
who cares, it was dead
Quote by archerygenious
Jesus Christ since when is the Pit a ****ing courtroom...

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#15
Quote by vIsIbleNoIsE at #33605888
who cares, it was dead


Putting your dick in a dead pig's mouth is only marginally better than putting in a living pig's mouth
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#16
Quote by ErikLensherr
Why do rich people do such weird shit.


Cuz you get to a point where anything is basically possibly with money anyway, reality breaks down around you and this entirely different method of valuing and appreciating things becomes pre-programmed by government aides and then ya wake up and realise you have a double barreled name, expense forms and the attention of millions at your disposal.

A lot of people cant handle that reality and usually they were crazy before that.

I remember reading a cracked article that described something very similar for US senators and governors. They had trouble doing basic things like driving, even if they already could, how to use a phone, how to hire a cab over said phone, because they had people to do that stuff for them.
o()o

Quote by JamSessionFreak
yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#18
Quote by Trowzaa
Putting your dick in a dead pig's mouth is only marginally better than putting in a living pig's mouth

Considerably better. Live pigs will eat damn near anything.
#19
i once stuck my weenie in the vayaya of a pig and its nothing to be ashamed of

in my defense i was drunk and it was dark and i dont remember how i ended up in her bed in the first place
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#21
turns out the first episode of black mirror was based on true events
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#22
Quote by the bartender
i once stuck my weenie in the vayaya of a pig and its nothing to be ashamed of

in my defense i was drunk and it was dark and i dont remember how i ended up in her bed in the first place

Pretty simple. You went to a farm and climbed into a pig pen, then raped a pig.
#23
He shags what he wants...
The plan was to drink until the pain over.
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Who am I? I'm a titan so be expectin' a clash.
#25
I didn't need Cameron to fuck a pig to know that Black Mirror is real, Fifteen Million Merits already had that all sorted out :/
#26
Quote by Baby Joel
turns out the first episode of black mirror was based on true events

#27
Quote by SMH07
He shags what he wants...

Bet you wish you voted for this lad now...
"If God exists, there's no way he is French" - Andrea Pirlo

S A D B O Y S
#28
Quote by I.O.T.M
Bet you wish you voted for this lad now...


Shoving ya dick in a pigs corpse is questionable bantz though
The plan was to drink until the pain over.
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Who am I? I'm a titan so be expectin' a clash.
#29
Quote by SMH07
Shoving ya dick in a pigs corpse is questionable bantz though

Only if you're not in the group where everyone did it, and they're all like "I remember when old Thrumston-Smythe did that back in '78, by Jove. Such a class act, he took it out for dinner and a West End show first, and then brought it home to meet his parents, what! Only they were out, so he just had to show the servants instead".
#31
Beastiality and the Tories go penis-in-pig's-mouth...I mean, hand-in-hand.
Quote by neidnarb11890
the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#32
Talk about porking.
Quote by JD Close
Piano dick had some good parts, but should have said "As the business man slowly gets boned", would have accented the whole dick feeling of the album
#33
The tabloids really shouldn't talk about his wife like that...
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#34
I aways thought Cameron look liked a weird fucker, but not a dead pig fucker!
I have nothing important to say
#35
Quote by JackSaints
I aways thought Cameron look liked a weird fucker, but not a dead pig fucker!


Osborne always held that honour. He probably had a go too, though. Sloppy seconds.
Spare a Cow
Eat a Vegan
Last edited by Ziphoblat at Sep 22, 2015,
#38
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#40
Quote by Trowzaa


The internet is pretty quick these days.
o()o

Quote by JamSessionFreak
yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
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