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#1
They're very human-like sometimes.

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#2
only if jimmy kimmel legit cries about it on tv




#3
If Henry Rollins was a gorilla he would look just like that.

I don't know why I said that.
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#4
there was a chimpanzee that killed a guy and some tourists and he and his cronies booked it and I think they died in the Congo or something idk
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#7
Not murder but seriously fucked up, that's our cousin yo
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#8
It should come with harsher consequences I think.
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#9
Not really related, but sort of relevant:
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/peta-sues-give-monkey-copyright-selfie-photos-33946595
A macaque monkey who took now-famous selfie photographs should be declared the copyright owner of the photos, rather than the nature photographer who positioned the camera, animal-rights activists contend in a novel lawsuit filed Tuesday.

So does this monkey have a bank account to deposit the royalty checks into?
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#10
Like with your bare hands? Because if it's like that I would say it's something to be proud of.
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#12
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It should come with harsher consequences I think.

I agree


edit: I changed my mind though, it is murder because I realized that I would say the same for many other animals.
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#16
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Not murder but seriously fucked up, that's our cousin yo

Ok new question if they're our cousins and one of them is really cute and you end up sleeping together is that incest or bestiality?

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#17
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Ok new question if they're our cousins and one of them is really cute and you end up sleeping together is that incest or bestiality?

I'm asking for a friend.


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#18
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Yeah I'm just asking for my friend in regards to the legal sense cos I'm pretty sure over here nailing your 2nd cousin isn't actually illegal. Even though it's still technically incest.
#19
Define "cousin" tbh.
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#22
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nah
but i'm here to remind you that

meat is murder


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#23
killing anyone willfully is murder, doesn't matter who they are
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#24
Wait, its not classified as murder?
Than what the fuck is it classified as?
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#25
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Wait, its not classified as murder?
Than what the fuck is it classified as?


Poaching.

or Lunch, depending on your perspective.

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killing anyone willfully is murder, doesn't matter who they are


1. "who" v. "what".

2. Nope. Murder has a specific definition and that's not it.
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#27
100 percent and you get the death penalty if you do it AND your family gets the death penalty for 3 generations.


You just can't kill gorillas man its like wrong and shit.
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#28
Of course but chimps and gorillas also should be held accountable.
That means justice and prison terms for all those chimps and gorillas that can't play by the rules.

Stealing bananas should get a mandatory month long jail sentence for example.
#30
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Of course but chimps and gorillas also should be held accountable.
That means justice and prison terms for all those chimps and gorillas that can't play by the rules.

Stealing bananas should get a mandatory month long jail sentence for example.


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#31
Some of you may already know,

It's actually illegal to do certain psychological studies and scientific experiments on the great apes because of how much they can think and feel. Some primates have even been recorded as showing symptoms of PTSD under certain types of duress.

There is a definite difference between swatting a fly and killing a monkey. Ideally, you should commit neither of these actions unless absolutely necessary.
#32
Fuck flies. The only time it's not necessary to swat a fly is when you've got a flame thrower to kill the little fuck with.
#33
Damn I killed a fly last night, am I getting charged? :O
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#34
If we go by the (rather myopic) definition of murder, no. 'Killing' is accurate under the eyes of the law.
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#35
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Fuck flies. The only time it's not necessary to swat a fly is when you've got a flame thrower to kill the little fuck with.


Sheep attract flies. Just saying.
#37
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And how would you know, mutton molester?


Hey man WHO ARE YOU to judge?


Maybe him and the sheep had a special connection. Maybe they have Yoga classes together you creep.
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#38
yes

but not murder like human murder. animal cruelty murder because we aren't eating chimp or gorilla meat (well us first worlders anyway).

murdering animals for meat is cool though as long as it's not wasted.


not all murder is bad.
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#39
murder is also murder
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