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8==D
7 37%
8===D
7 37%
8====D
8 42%
8====D
8 42%
8====D~
9 47%
8====D~~
12 63%
8====D~~_
9 47%
8====D ___
8 42%
8===D
7 37%
8==D
7 37%
Voters: 19.
#1
I walked into the bathroom the other day and noticed my professor and another dude at separate urinals engaged in a full on conversation, eye contact, and urination.

Have you ever experienced this? Have you participated in said activities?

and since we're on the topic of penii:
  • how many times a day do you get a spontaneous erection?
  • can you pee with a boner?
  • what kind of tatoo would you get on your penis?
  • do you know the anatomy of your penis?
  • are you circumcised or uncircumcised?
  • what side do you dress to?


asking for a friend

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#2
I really like your poll / pole

and talking is FORBIDDEN

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#3
So the poll is a frame-by-frame depiction of a penis becoming erect. Option 4 depicts the climax, Option 5 depicts the initial spurt of ejaculation. In Option 7 the free-floating ejaculate succumbs to gravity and makes its landing on the ground. Option 8 depicts the fate of the following stream. Options 9 and 10 drive home the age-old proverb, "what comes up, must come down."

Very good.
#4
I mean I've never carried a conversation while peeing but I'm not averse to it.
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#5
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I walked into the bathroom the other day and noticed my professor and another dude at separate urinals engaged in a full on conversation, eye contact, and urination.

Have you ever experienced this? Have you participated in said activities?
Thats not unusual at all though. And no I haven't because I'm one of the few who can go to the bathroom whenever they want. Even then, I have no work friends to talk to. Not that I really mind.

and since we're on the topic of penii:
  • how many times a day do you get a spontaneous erection?
  • can you pee with a boner?
  • what kind of tatoo would you get on your penis?
  • do you know the anatomy of your penis?
  • are you circumcised or uncircumcised?
  • what side do you dress to?


asking for a friend

-1 or 2? Idk.
-
-I wouldn't.
-Don't care
-Former
-??? You mean a condom? Hell if I know. Waifu don't ask for no condom.
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I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


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Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#6
Never in my entire life have I seen two grown men talk to each other while using urinals, I think it's like an unspoken rule not to.
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#7
no idea
yes
a smaller penis, to make mine look bigger
i think it's got ovaries or something
circumcised
right
#8
Quote by M00NAGEDAYDREAM
I walked into the bathroom the other day and noticed my professor and another dude at separate urinals engaged in a full on conversation, eye contact, and urination.

Have you ever experienced this? Have you participated in said activities?

unless im drunk or its an emergency i wouldn't be able to get a stream going if other people were talking period, forget carrying on a conversation.

and since we're on the topic of penii:
  • how many times a day do you get a spontaneous erection?
  • can you pee with a boner?
  • what kind of tatoo would you get on your penis?
  • do you know the anatomy of your penis?
  • are you circumcised or uncircumcised?
  • what side do you dress to?


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- im not going through puberty
- yeah but i wouldnt recommend it
- i would get a tattoo of an elephants face where my cock is the trunk, hypothetically
- uh, probably?
- uncircumcised, circumcision is an immoral practice
- im a leftist (right tho)
#10
Your professor and the other due are aliens/robots/alien robots/reptilians.

Kill them. Nao.

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  • how many times a day do you get a spontaneous erection?
  • can you pee with a boner?
  • what kind of tatoo would you get on your penis?
  • do you know the anatomy of your penis?
  • are you circumcised or uncircumcised?
  • what side do you dress to?

On an average day, < 1. Erections require stimulus. Morning wood every couple of days though.

Yes, but it's a bad idea.

A 1:1 scale recreation of the roof of the sistine chapel.

In what sort of detail? Are we talking head/shaft, or actual anatomical knowledge - like what the major blood vessels are and shit?

Got the snip some years ago, following an incident with my zip. Not in the incident, though. The wound was rather insignificant, it just wasn't stretchy when it healed.

Left.
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#11
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Peeing with up-aimed boners is too dangerous. You need to start from a good distance with your body leveraged a certain way, and close it carefully over the time. I only recommend it to trained professionals, otherwise, don't be dumb; pinch-hold the head
Men with short penises don't have this problem because theirs are straight when erect.
Enjoy your big penises, boys.

...not that mine is short or anything, I'm speaking for a friend. >.>
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#12
i have really big balls...
sometimes when i sit on the toilet my dick sits on top of my balls and i piss out of the bowl.
anyone else have this problem?
#13
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i have really big balls...
sometimes when i sit on the toilet my dick sits on top of my balls and i piss out of the bowl.
anyone else have this problem?

#15
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Thats not unusual at all though. And no I haven't because I'm one of the few who can go to the bathroom whenever they want. Even then, I have no work friends to talk to. Not that I really mind.


-1 or 2? Idk.
-
-I wouldn't.
-Don't care
-Former
-??? You mean a condom? Hell if I know. Waifu don't ask for no condom.

i actually made this gif

#16
I don't count them.

Yee.

I wouldn't.

Eh.

Latter.

Dunno, whatever I end up with.
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#17
Quote by M00NAGEDAYDREAM at #33610627
I walked into the bathroom the other day and noticed my professor and another dude at separate urinals engaged in a full on conversation, eye contact, and urination.

Have you ever experienced this? Have you participated in said activities?

and since we're on the topic of penii:
  • how many times a day do you get a spontaneous erection?
  • can you pee with a boner?
  • what kind of tatoo would you get on your penis?
  • do you know the anatomy of your penis?
  • are you circumcised or uncircumcised?
  • what side do you dress to?


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Like maybe once, I'm not in school anymore. Back then it was like several times a day

If I feel like the piss taking 9 hours yea, also it's uncomfortable

A fucking lion with some shade glasses

I probably couldn't build one out of some spare flesh lying around but I think I know the parts well enough

I am

Left


And yea, I've had people try to talk to me while I'm pissing and while they're pissing as well and it was super weird.I didn't even know the guy.
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#18
Quote by M00NAGEDAYDREAM
I walked into the bathroom the other day and noticed my professor and another dude at separate urinals engaged in a full on conversation, eye contact, and urination.

Have you ever experienced this? Have you participated in said activities?

and since we're on the topic of penii:
  • how many times a day do you get a spontaneous erection?
  • can you pee with a boner?
  • what kind of tatoo would you get on your penis?
  • do you know the anatomy of your penis?
  • are you circumcised or uncircumcised?
  • what side do you dress to?


asking for a friend


the only time I've ever seen and/or participated in such talking is when everyone is super drunk at a club and there's some hilarious banter going on between random people, helps if there is a perfume guy in there making jokes too.

and:
- no idea. let's say 2 times max without seeing or thinking any sexy stuff.
- yes
- a landscape of pretty fields and sunny blue skies. make you think it's a portal to a another dimension.
- yes
- cut
- left.
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#19
Quote by M00NAGEDAYDREAM
I walked into the bathroom the other day and noticed my professor and another dude at separate urinals engaged in a full on conversation, eye contact, and urination.

Have you ever experienced this? Have you participated in said activities?

and since we're on the topic of penii:
  • how many times a day do you get a spontaneous erection?
  • can you pee with a boner?
  • what kind of tatoo would you get on your penis?
  • do you know the anatomy of your penis?
  • are you circumcised or uncircumcised?
  • what side do you dress to?


asking for a friend

Only if I'm going to take a leak at the same time as a friend when we're at a pub and we were already having a conversation but we don't make eye contact.

1. I don't any more cos I'm no longer going through puberty
2. Never tried
3. Nothing
4. Yes
5. uncircumcised
6. left.
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#20
Quote by M00NAGEDAYDREAM
I walked into the bathroom the other day and noticed my professor and another dude at separate urinals engaged in a full on conversation, eye contact, and urination.

Have you ever experienced this? Have you participated in said activities?

So many things wrong here
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and since we're on the topic of penii:
  • how many times a day do you get a spontaneous erection?
  • can you pee with a boner?
  • what kind of tatoo would you get on your penis?
  • do you know the anatomy of your penis?
  • are you circumcised or uncircumcised?
  • what side do you dress to?


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  • varies, but usually 2-3, more if tired.
  • Yes, but I don't because it hurts like fuck
  • the top of the female genitalia to make it look like I'm always balls deep.
  • Yes, year 7 PD/H was an alright class and that particular lesson was hilarious and I have a good memory for pointless info
  • Unmutilated
  • left
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#21
Quote by M00NAGEDAYDREAM

  • how many times a day do you get a spontaneous erection?
  • can you pee with a boner?
  • what kind of tatoo would you get on your penis?
  • do you know the anatomy of your penis?
  • are you circumcised or uncircumcised?
  • what side do you dress to?


asking for a friend

  • My erections are always carefully planned at least two days in advance.
  • I can and have it listed under "Specials skills" in my résumé.
  • A smaller penis so that mine looks bigger in comparison.
  • Yes, my penis and I understand each other very well.
  • I am the proud owner of a very lovely foreskin.
  • Left. Provided of course I don't just let it hang out, which is its natural state.
#22
1. Around 4, I actually right now have one, nothing interesting happened really
2. It's like full auto in Counter Strike, whole wall gets pissed
3. Mmmaybe dragon
4. I think so?
5. Un but I heard ladies love circumcised penis
6. My dick is so long it gets into both legs, quite inconvenient :/
#23
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5. Un but I heard ladies love circumcised penis


You'd be surprised by how much they aren't.
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#24
Quote by M00NAGEDAYDREAM
I walked into the bathroom the other day and noticed my professor and another dude at separate urinals engaged in a full on conversation, eye contact, and urination.

Have you ever experienced this? Have you participated in said activities?

and since we're on the topic of penii:
  • how many times a day do you get a spontaneous erection?
  • can you pee with a boner?
  • what kind of tatoo would you get on your penis?
  • do you know the anatomy of your penis?
  • are you circumcised or uncircumcised?
  • what side do you dress to?


asking for a friend


0-1 times
yes
none
yes
circumcised
left
#26
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and since we're on the topic of penii:
  • how many times a day do you get a spontaneous erection?
  • can you pee with a boner?
  • what kind of tatoo would you get on your penis?
  • do you know the anatomy of your penis?
  • are you circumcised or uncircumcised?
  • what side do you dress to?



if you're good friends with the urinal companion, conversation is okay as long as no eye contact. if you don't know the other person at the urinals then keep yer mouth shut and yer eyes forward, jfc.

1. like...once? when i wake up
2. can i? yeah...but it's not a good idea and i dont know why anyone would do that in the first place
3. i wouldn't lol wtf
4. of course
5. uncircumsised because im no jew
6. TO THE LEFT
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#27
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Have you ever experienced this? Have you participated in said activities?

and since we're on the topic of penii:
  • how many times a day do you get a spontaneous erection?
  • can you pee with a boner?
  • what kind of tatoo would you get on your penis?
  • do you know the anatomy of your penis?
  • are you circumcised or uncircumcised?
  • what side do you dress to?


yes i've walked in on it, no i've never done it

i always wake up with morning wood and that's usually it. i'm sure it happens more often but it's pretty forgettable.

no i can't

the shark teeth fighter jet things

vaguely. i can't remember the names of a lot of stuff

circumcised

#28
how many times a day do you get a spontaneous erection?
at least once in the morning

can you pee with a boner?
kinda but why would anybody

what kind of tatoo would you get on your penis?
I would make it look insanely veiny

do you know the anatomy of your penis?
generally but I forget the name of parts

are you circumcised or uncircumcised?
un

what side do you dress to?
I think its ambidextrous

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