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#1
Hello,

my name is Anon and I've made this account specifically for this thread. I even had to wait 24 hours before I could post for the first time. The nerve of this site. I've been a regular here at the Pit for many, many years and I know that some of you will hate me for writing in fluent and readable English so you can just go and suck a cock.

This thread is made about a very serious problem that I am experiencing and I am sincirely hoping that you guys could help me overcome it. Seriously it is either you guys or a talk with a therapist.

Since I know that no one likes long posts I have divided the thread into readable chunks and there is also a too long didn't read spoiler at the end so at the very least read that one.

I can't get my penis to stay hard during sex.
Every time that I am in a bed with a girl in her room, or in mine, or on a random couch in some random apartment we start of with kissing and gently touching our bodies and I usually get really hard at that time. As the focus shifts downward and when I am leading the intercourse I proceduraly get harder and harder until I feel as though I am at my limit. Which is about the same as a god damn steel rod. But as soon as the time comes to do something with that hardness it vanishes right off. Sometimes before I even remove my underwear.
When it is the girl that leads the intercourse I do get hard from say her biting my neck, kissing me or licking down my chest and abs, but as soon as I begin thinking about putting it in, putting it out of my underwear, having her touch it, touching her with my penis or any of those things I get nervous and the damn thing falls down like its world war two. Always happens at this point, when it is time to show her the tool.
Even when I am not nervous and thinking about it, when I need to use the equipment I lose the hardness.
I'm 22 years old male, 6 feet and 7 inches tall and am about as muscular as Ryan Gosling in that movie Crazy, Stupid, Love. Didn't watch it, never will, but I know that "It's like you're photshopped!" scene and how he looks. One difference, I have some hair on my chest and my shoulders are much wider. Right now the head to shoulder rato is about 1 : 2.5.
I have about the same stubble as he has but my beard is black like my pubic hair and grows pretty unevenly.
I have thick brown hair with no balding areas and those common insignificant brown eyes. One thing that stands out is that my eyebrow ridges fall a little over my eyes so they do not appear completly round, which gives me a sort of angry look and my eyes appear smaller which I believe to be attractive to girls.
My smile is nothing pretty but my teeth are still all in the mouth and are somewhere between the suns yellow and white.
I work a steady job and drive a piece of shit car that I bought for half a grand. I live in an appartment with a couple of roommates. My paycheck barely covers my expenses, and I am already three grand in dept to my parents. Thanks mom!
When I was just a kid I spent all of my time just playing computer games. I had one, maybe two male friends, no girl friends, no girlfriends or anything alike. I rarely saw the sunlight for years on end. The only time I was forced to socialise was when I went to school. I hated school but I was good at it. My grades were good but I wasn't popular. I wasn't unpopular either. I just sort of hanged around that place. Unnoticeable.
When the time came to leave elementary school I decided that in order to get a job when I am done schooling I need to specialise in a proffession so I decided for a boys only high school. What a god damn mistake that was. Maybe the worst one in my life.
Being in that place didn't help me at all with my socialising skills. Surrounded with only boys for years on end. I got to know a few friends which were like me so we hanged out after school and partied, but only between ourselves. We joked and had a lot of fun and even attempted to hit on girls. Unsuccessfully of course. For those four years I got drunk almost every weekend and even took up smoking to better fit in.
I tought I fit into society pretty well. With these new friends we went clubbing and bar crawling and I even had my first glorious half dead drunk first kiss in one of those clubs. But I was never sure what to do to get girls. I never knew what to say and the shit that came out, you wouldn't want to know. I think I was just too damn nice to them. I mean I was always prepared to do anything any girl would ask me. I never looked down on girls and if anything went wrong it was probably my fault. I agreed to every want that this girl might have and no matter how nice I was, some other douche always stole her. Well its not like she was mine to begin with.
When I left secondary school I was convinced that if I keep up the same game I'll stay in the same game.
So when I got accepted into college I swore I wouldn't do the same mistakes I have always done.
The first thing was obvious. Attitude. Quite literary I became a dick.
The next thing that I did along side that is that I frequently visited fashion websites and got educated on the current trends. I started dressing good.
I was never ugly but I was really neglected. I had a the average pubic hair beard. Advice from me guys, girls hate that. If your beard is not completely like Ricki Halls then you can't have a beard. Sorry. I went to fix up my hair and face. The hairdresser which I usually frequented once a year now sees me twice a month. I realised its not that you need to change the hairstyle, you just need to look groomed and a trim every two weeks will do that for you. I plucked away at my unibrow and I shave my beard down to a small stubble. I also line out the beard before trimming it, that way it kinda keeps its shape even when trimmed. I do have a little goaty which I found makes my face look thinner and girls seem to love it. What else could nibbling on it mean?
Another thing was my body. I was always athletic since an all boys school is like a prison. Show strength or get shanked. So at that time as was already running every day and I even worked a weight set at home. But I was no where near being muscular, just not fat. Actually I was a bit skinny.I decided to completely change my exercise routine to bar traning, calisthenics in other words, and I traded my runs for sprints twice a week. Previously I didn't allow myself to have rest days but now I rest twice every week. I changed my diet and now eat more calories and protein to slowly gain muscle. I am still developing and it's been two years now since I have stopped smoking too. I stopped at that time. Girls tend to dislike guys who smell of smoke.
The last change I made was learning the art of kissing on YouTube. Its really simple and I love kissing.

Those things together, man you'd be surprised what they can do. I had girls come up to me after the first two months asking me if I want to hit the club with them, or go for a cup of coffee. I got numbers just by being there. Back in the day it must have taken me fifteen girls and hours of conversation to get even one number. I was also for the first time a member of the cool kids group in college. There were just three of us guys and eleven girls. We hanged every day and I really got to know girls better that way, a way which I would have learned if I went to a mixed gender high school I think. Oh well, better late than ever. Also I learned that with girls its about being a dick at the right time and a nice guy at others. And always, always joke with them. They love to laugh.
They texted me, called me and wanted to be around me. I was still a little nervous about fucking all of this up so I never really attempted to bed any of them. But we kissed and they constantly complimented me on that. That gave me an even greater morale boost and at that time I was probably topping on testosterone too. At this point I was a winner at life right? Nothing could stop me now, just one more step.
Last edited by Creatora at Sep 26, 2015,
#2
I was at the second year of college the most popular guy there. Not only did I look better, wore better clothes, always had funny jokes to say and I was the alpha male, mostly because I was such a dick to other guys, but there were also rumours around that I am great with girls. You could almost hear girls fantisizing about me and I'm not trying to showboat here but it was true. Some of the girls that flirted with me or asked me to go to their parties man, you guys should've seen them.
At that time I also got my first ever girlfriend and we hanged out at my place or hers, but never had sex. She had no idea she was the first girlfriend I ever had. She believed I had many. I was ok with cuddling and kissing and touching her and she was the type of girl that wants to take it easy. One night we were dead fuck wasted and decided to do it. In that club I was as hard as a rock when we were kissing deeper than ever and when we danced when she was grinding on me. She loved it as well and took it between her butt cheeks. Oh yeah, she was hot. How hot? Model hot. And she wore that miniskirt dress that you'd just pull up and fuck her you know? Anyways we couldn't wait any longer so we called a cab. We had to wait thirty minutes for it to arrive so meanwhile we hit the bar and downed shots. It was a good feel night all of it.
Unfortunately when we reached our place I could barely see and she could barely keep her dress on. I told myself game on, slapped my face and hit the bed. I couldn't move so I told her to be on top. She started working on my penis and it was mildly hard but as soon as she reached for the condom and let go of it it fell down. She got it somewhat hard again and put on a condom and when she climbed on top of me it went down again. I told her don't bother and fell asleep. I blame the booze for this one. This one.
When I woke up I was hangover as fuck but I wanted to make it up to her for not being able to perform last night. I tried for hours on end but my penis just wouldn't stay hard. I think it was the hangover but I could be wrong. I kept beating myself down days after that and I wasn't returing her text or calls. My mind was alway echoing this sentence. I'm this cool guy that is known to be great with girls and is dating one of the hotest girls you've ever seen and here he is unable to fuck her. My confidence was lower than ever. Actually I'd give anything to be able to dissapear underground for a year. So next time we tried, which was two weeks later when I apologized, brought her some chocolates and said that some shit went down at work and that's why I wasn't responding, I was still so preocupied with that happened that I could get it up even once. We were in bed trying for six fucking hours. She grinded on me, held it in her hands, jerked it, everything. I kept thinking of her perfect body, the way her abs almost show when she is arching her back, hell I was even thinking of porn that always gets me hard as a dog. Not this time. She thought it was her fault. I never told her it isn't. We broke up.
I still miss her ofcourse but I am just a simple man and I want a woman in my life. I went clubbing some two weeks later again with my regular group of my school collegues. Cried like a bitch.
They threw a house party for me the next weekend to make me feel better at some hot blondie and I hooked up with her. We went into her bedroom. I couldn't get it up after fifteen minutes of trying. Told her I was too drunk but I wasn't really. We went out of the bedroom to continue partying. Felt bad for her and for me, and even though I didn't feel like having sex I kept flirting with her and I told her we'll do it later when everyone leaves and when I'll be more sober. I was fucking sober. She was hot. Norwegian girl with a great ass. I pressed her against a wall and did the best kissing of my life. I also slid my hands and violently grabbed her ass and subtly worked her cat from under her butt cheeks. I remember she said "Oh wow, your lips are so fucking soft" and I said "Yeah girl I'm magic, wanna feel something amazing?" and I bit on her bottom lip and pulled slowly while releasing my bite. She said "Oh fuck I'm so wet right now" and I went down with my hand to touch and feel and she was literary leaking. Not sure I like that but I was so fucking hard that moment and she noticed. I put my hand under her thong and I pulled it up untill the fabric started tearing. She left out that hot sigh that only girls can do and she jumped away from the wall. I thought I did something wrong but actually she went and told everyone to get the fuck out and pulled me into the bedroom. She turned around and climbed on me. She grinded her fucking perfect ass on my cock and it got somewhat hard but it immediately fell down. She was confused and I said "I told you I'm too drunk" but I knew it wasn't it. I was so affraid that I couldn't do it that I couldn't do it. And I can't help it. Slid out of her place before she woke up. She texted me. I never replied.
I've been in bed with six different girls after that in the past three months. I failed with each any every one of them. One way or the other. Some were regulars, two were hotter than most competitors for Miss Universe. Some shaved, some hairy, some smelling like strawberry, others like sex. Some wet as a river, others licking their fingers and working on themselves to compensate. Some crazy jumping up and down on me, some wanted to be on top, one of them actually turned her back on me and told me to fuck her from behind. Yay how much sex I could be having, if only I could have sex!

What should I do?

Now it is my third week of sitting at home, eating junk food and mastrubating twice a day to girls stripping. I've sank to a new low. Even lower than with the last girl with whom I faked falling asleep and we ended just sleeping in the same bed till morning when I ran out. I've had, believe it or not, four hot girls text me to go out with them in this time and I haven't even replied to one of them. I'm beyond exuses here. Also I'm pretty sure some these girls told others how "effective" I am in bed. I mean that's what they do right? Talk to eachother about these things? Right? Oh fuck am I fucked.
I mastrubate rarely and almost exclusively on the weekends. I watch strip porn, regular sized penis fucking and girl on girl of course.
In high school I tended to use the death grip but have now substituted that for two gentle fingers.
Sometimes I mastrubate with a condom on because I like the feeling.
I can get hard at any moment when alone, either watching porn or waiting for my microwave to finish cooking.
I can keep hard for hours. Current record is 1 hour and 35 minutes while watching a movie about a girl with a giant sword running around. Can't even remember the name. Could do longer but I became sore and had actual blisters on my penis afterwards.
My penis size iz 6.3 inches to 6.5 inches, depending on the strength of the erection and the amount of time I've slept at night. Honestly it makes a difference.
I get morning wood almost every day, about five times a week I'd say is the average.
All my life up to college I was an introvert and had no idea how to function around girls. I was skinny, a smoker and had a few nerdy friends. I was too nice to girls and always wanted best for them, I also usually did just about everything they wanted of me.
When I went to college I decided to change that so I changed my attitude into being a dick, I started dressing to look good, cleaned up my face, facial hair and hairstyle and started exercising so that I gained more muscle and testosterone. I also quit smoking and watched a bunch of kissing tutorials on YouTube.
Girls started to become attracted to me and I started to fit in. I was also accepted into the cool kids group and soon became the coolest guy on college. Every girl wanted to be with me, every guy wanted to be me. I also got my first girlfriend, a fucking super model eighteen year old.
Unfortunately for me, the first time we attempted to have sex I was more wasted than bucket of mice so I couldn't keep my penis up despite my girlfriends best efforts. I feel asleep. When I woke up I wanted to make it up to her but because I was so hangover I couldn't do it. I wanted to bury myself into the ground so I didn't talk to her for like two weeks. I kept chanting in my mind that here I am this cool guy that everyone wants to be like and that is known to be great with girls, and this great guy can't even fuck his own girlfriend. When I finally responded to her and apologized we tried again but I was so nervous that even after six hours of trying I couldn't do it. We broke up and I quickly got a shot with another girl.
She was also hot, a sort of a norwegian girl that you see pictures of on Google. She invited me into her room and I was so nervous the same thing will happen again that after fifteen minutes of not being able to keep hard I made an excuse and told her it's the booze. She bought it and we agreed we'll do it later when I'm less drowsy, even though I was almost sober. I kept flirting with her and kissing her and I was really hard at the time so she dragged me into her bedroom again, but I was again unable to do it. It just sort of falls down when it needs to get stuff done. But when I don't have to use it its hard as a rock. Anyways I escaped when she was asleep just to avoid the morning fail again and never returned her texts.
Had six girls in bed after her in the past three months, always the same problem.

Now I've been at home for three weeks doing nothing but destroying myself, unsure of what to do.
Last edited by Creatora at Sep 26, 2015,
#5
Quote by EndTheRapture51
pretentious

We've now identified the source of why you experience sexual frustrations, TS.

Really, you don't need to spoon-feed us your story at this point.
Ах, так вы не пьете и не курите?
Хорошо для вас: вы здоровым умрете!
#6
how jokes would it be if this guy gets banned halfway through the long ass post he's got planned




#7
Please, God, let that happen.
Ах, так вы не пьете и не курите?
Хорошо для вас: вы здоровым умрете!
#9
Sooooo multi?

You could also just post in the sex thread...
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#12
Quote by Creatora
Hello,

my name is Anon and I've made this account specifically for this thread. I even had to wait 24 hours before I could post for the first time. The nerve of this site. I've been a regular here at the Pit for many, many years and I know that some of you will hate me for writing in fluent and readable English so you can just go and suck a cock.

This thread is made about a very serious problem that I am experiencing and I am sincirely hoping that you guys could help me overcome it. Seriously it is either you guys or a talk with a therapist.

Since I know that no one likes long posts I have divided the thread into readable chunks and there is also a too long didn't read spoiler at the end so at the very least read that one.


heh
#13
lets play guess the TS
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#14
some admin should give me db access so I can write a script to match the writing style against past posts

i swear you can trust me mucking about with your db
#16
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#18
Well that is way too much information about stuff that probably doesn't really matter.....


1. Doe you have this problem whilst masturbating?
2. Besides not being able to keep it up, what is about sex that are you nervous about?
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#19
I've updated the posts you fuck fags.
Now seriously, help me.

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You could also just post in the sex thread...
A bit too long don't you think?
#20
Quote by OddOneOut
1. Doe you have this problem whilst masturbating?
2. Besides not being able to keep it up, what is about sex that are you nervous about?


1. No, mastrubating is a done deal. Probably because it's one sided and does not require me to perform well.
2. Which is also what I'm nervous of. Not being able to perfom, not performing well. Having girls tell others that I don't perform well. Having her show me that she's misspleased with it. Things like that.
Also that she might not like my penis (To those that havent already seen it)
#21
Quote by Creatora
1. No, mastrubating is a done deal. Probably because it's one sided and does not require me to perform well.
2. Which is also what I'm nervous of. Not being able to perfom, not performing well. Having girls tell others that I don't perform well. Having her show me that she's misspleased with it. Things like that.

OK.

Have you ever had (full penetrative) sex?
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OddOneOut is an Essex S&M mistress and not a pirate or a computer program.

#22
Are you sure you like girls?
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#25
They say that most serial killers start killing because they can't get it up.

Take solace in that you now have a bright future in murdering people.
#27
Oh dear god what the hell is wrong with you?
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how do you ban people from posting in your threads?

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You don't

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"Plastic... asshole."
#29
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They say that most serial killers start killing because they can't get it up.
tell that to albert fish
they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa
#30
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tell that to albert fish

Yeah but who tho
You legit could have made the same point by saying Dahmer
#31
>doesn't know about albert fish
well SOMEONE isn't the sort of weirdo who spends their free time learning about serial killers
they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa
#32
Quote by the bartender at #33612726
lets play guess the TS

phillip pepper




#33
Quote by the bartender
lets play guess the TS

Ace
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Youre officially uber shit now.

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#34
TS, have you tried buying something like a fleshlight to get used to the idea of penetration?
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We all have the rights to be mad

So does you
#35
It sounds like you have built this persona where you are the best at everything and you are afraid that the person you are with will discover you are a fraud.

You need to relax and bring your real personality and the one you created more in harmony...in other words start being yourself.

Another word of advice, you are going to suck at sex the first few times you do it. You can't help that, every man on the planet sucked at sex the first few times they did it. Anyone who tells you otherwise is a liar, and not a very convincing one because we all know the truth. You need to be the guy who gets better every time he has sex, it is a skill like any other and you can develop into the sex god others think you are.

The single most important thing you can do is to talk to your partner. Find out what they like and what they don't. If you do it right it can make for very sexy foreplay. I can give you one giant hint, most women like oral as much as men do. If you can go down on a woman with even a modest amount of talent, she will be much more willing to overlook any performance problems that crop up.

Until you get those first few disastrous experiences out of the way your problem won't disappear, it will get worse.
"We all have idols. Play like anyone you care about but try to be yourself while you're doing so." - BB King

"The thrill is being able to do it...even if you play it badly" - The Edge.

8 Guitars, 4 Amps, 3 Multi Pedals...and never done!
Last edited by ppiluk at Sep 26, 2015,
#36
I'm betting TS normally quadruples in size.

At any rate, here's the advice:
  • put icyhot on it
  • do a barrel roll
  • use a buttplug on yourself
  • buy a new amp
  • buy a fog machine
  • suck a guys dick while he fucks you in the ass
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#37
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Ace


nah Ace is a journalism major or sumthin. if he was gonna get all prissy about fluent english I would hope he would put forth a better effort than ts. like come on he got all high strung about proper english right after he finished typing up a sentence fragment.
#38
Quote by Godsmack_IV
nah Ace is a journalism major or sumthin. if he was gonna get all prissy about fluent english I would hope he would put forth a better effort than ts. like come on he got all high strung about proper english right after he finished typing up a sentence fragment.

nah fam i figure the 22 y/o who's 6'7 is all a front innit?
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#39
Quote by Creatora
Hello,

my name is Anon and I've made this account specifically for this thread. I even had to wait 24 hours before I could post for the first time. The nerve of this site. I've been a regular here at the Pit for many, many years and I know that some of you will hate me for writing in fluent and readable English so you can just go and suck a cock.

This thread is made about a very serious problem that I am experiencing and I am sincirely hoping that you guys could help me overcome it. Seriously it is either you guys or a talk with a therapist.

Since I know that no one likes long posts I have divided the thread into readable chunks and there is also a too long didn't read spoiler at the end so at the very least read that one.

I can't get my penis to stay hard during sex.
Every time that I am in a bed with a girl in her room, or in mine, or on a random couch in some random apartment we start of with kissing and gently touching our bodies and I usually get really hard at that time. As the focus shifts downward and when I am leading the intercourse I proceduraly get harder and harder until I feel as though I am at my limit. Which is about the same as a god damn steel rod. But as soon as the time comes to do something with that hardness it vanishes right off. Sometimes before I even remove my underwear.
When it is the girl that leads the intercourse I do get hard from say her biting my neck, kissing me or licking down my chest and abs, but as soon as I begin thinking about putting it in, putting it out of my underwear, having her touch it, touching her with my penis or any of those things I get nervous and the damn thing falls down like its world war two. Always happens at this point, when it is time to show her the tool.
Even when I am not nervous and thinking about it, when I need to use the equipment I lose the hardness.
I'm 22 years old male, 6 feet and 7 inches tall and am about as muscular as Ryan Gosling in that movie Crazy, Stupid, Love. Didn't watch it, never will, but I know that "It's like you're photshopped!" scene and how he looks. One difference, I have some hair on my chest and my shoulders are much wider. Right now the head to shoulder rato is about 1 : 2.5.
I have about the same stubble as he has but my beard is black like my pubic hair and grows pretty unevenly.
I have thick brown hair with no balding areas and those common insignificant brown eyes. One thing that stands out is that my eyebrow ridges fall a little over my eyes so they do not appear completly round, which gives me a sort of angry look and my eyes appear smaller which I believe to be attractive to girls.
My smile is nothing pretty but my teeth are still all in the mouth and are somewhere between the suns yellow and white.
I work a steady job and drive a piece of shit car that I bought for half a grand. I live in an appartment with a couple of roommates. My paycheck barely covers my expenses, and I am already three grand in dept to my parents. Thanks mom!
When I was just a kid I spent all of my time just playing computer games. I had one, maybe two male friends, no girl friends, no girlfriends or anything alike. I rarely saw the sunlight for years on end. The only time I was forced to socialise was when I went to school. I hated school but I was good at it. My grades were good but I wasn't popular. I wasn't unpopular either. I just sort of hanged around that place. Unnoticeable.
When the time came to leave elementary school I decided that in order to get a job when I am done schooling I need to specialise in a proffession so I decided for a boys only high school. What a god damn mistake that was. Maybe the worst one in my life.
Being in that place didn't help me at all with my socialising skills. Surrounded with only boys for years on end. I got to know a few friends which were like me so we hanged out after school and partied, but only between ourselves. We joked and had a lot of fun and even attempted to hit on girls. Unsuccessfully of course. For those four years I got drunk almost every weekend and even took up smoking to better fit in.
I tought I fit into society pretty well. With these new friends we went clubbing and bar crawling and I even had my first glorious half dead drunk first kiss in one of those clubs. But I was never sure what to do to get girls. I never knew what to say and the shit that came out, you wouldn't want to know. I think I was just too damn nice to them. I mean I was always prepared to do anything any girl would ask me. I never looked down on girls and if anything went wrong it was probably my fault. I agreed to every want that this girl might have and no matter how nice I was, some other douche always stole her. Well its not like she was mine to begin with.
When I left secondary school I was convinced that if I keep up the same game I'll stay in the same game.
So when I got accepted into college I swore I wouldn't do the same mistakes I have always done.
The first thing was obvious. Attitude. Quite literary I became a dick.
The next thing that I did along side that is that I frequently visited fashion websites and got educated on the current trends. I started dressing good.
I was never ugly but I was really neglected. I had a the average pubic hair beard. Advice from me guys, girls hate that. If your beard is not completely like Ricki Halls then you can't have a beard. Sorry. I went to fix up my hair and face. The hairdresser which I usually frequented once a year now sees me twice a month. I realised its not that you need to change the hairstyle, you just need to look groomed and a trim every two weeks will do that for you. I plucked away at my unibrow and I shave my beard down to a small stubble. I also line out the beard before trimming it, that way it kinda keeps its shape even when trimmed. I do have a little goaty which I found makes my face look thinner and girls seem to love it. What else could nibbling on it mean?
Another thing was my body. I was always athletic since an all boys school is like a prison. Show strength or get shanked. So at that time as was already running every day and I even worked a weight set at home. But I was no where near being muscular, just not fat. Actually I was a bit skinny.I decided to completely change my exercise routine to bar traning, calisthenics in other words, and I traded my runs for sprints twice a week. Previously I didn't allow myself to have rest days but now I rest twice every week. I changed my diet and now eat more calories and protein to slowly gain muscle. I am still developing and it's been two years now since I have stopped smoking too. I stopped at that time. Girls tend to dislike guys who smell of smoke.
The last change I made was learning the art of kissing on YouTube. Its really simple and I love kissing.

Those things together, man you'd be surprised what they can do. I had girls come up to me after the first two months asking me if I want to hit the club with them, or go for a cup of coffee. I got numbers just by being there. Back in the day it must have taken me fifteen girls and hours of conversation to get even one number. I was also for the first time a member of the cool kids group in college. There were just three of us guys and eleven girls. We hanged every day and I really got to know girls better that way, a way which I would have learned if I went to a mixed gender high school I think. Oh well, better late than ever. Also I learned that with girls its about being a dick at the right time and a nice guy at others. And always, always joke with them. They love to laugh.
They texted me, called me and wanted to be around me. I was still a little nervous about fucking all of this up so I never really attempted to bed any of them. But we kissed and they constantly complimented me on that. That gave me an even greater morale boost and at that time I was probably topping on testosterone too. At this point I was a winner at life right? Nothing could stop me now, just one more step.

Can you put this on YouTube? Way too much to read.
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I like how the tl;dr edition is still too long for me to read.
FYI, tl;dr are supposed to be like 2 or 3 sentences max.
Kind of like this:

tldr: I can't stay hard for sex.

Like, literally, that's it.

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I also quit smoking and watched a bunch of kissing tutorials on YouTube.

Having done that, and getting pumped up for testosterone definitely does NOT make you cool. It makes you look like you're trying too hard (lol), which you are.

Idk man, look into some of those erection pills.
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