#1
I've got a lot of leftover pizza from yesterday and I'm getting hungry now. I will tell you how to reheat pizza so that the left over taste better than the original. You can thank me later.

Get a big skillet , add generous amount of olive oil I am going to say 6 teaspoons.

put the pizza in the microwave sort is just barely warm, tepid . don't take long!

fry pizza in the olive oil or 2 to 10 minutes depending on how high you have the heat and how crunchy you like it. I like the super extra crunchy variety, scrunchie as you can get it without being burnt.

But a lid over the frying pan also.
#2
it's too late at night for me to eat but i'm hungry now
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it's too late at night for me to eat but i'm hungry now

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#4
Enjoy your heart disease from all that extra cholesterol.

It's heaps easier if you just put a small cup of water in the microwave with the pizza.

Or just grow some balls and eat it cold, like real people do
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#7
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olive oil gives no cholesterol, unless it's been mixed with other oils which is gross

And Australia has the best olive oil in the world, suck it all of you.

Damn straight, our olives are amazing.

Fuck it, I think I'm going to make an antipasto platter for lunch.
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#10
god dammit yope you made me order a pizza.


tomrrow i can go to the grocery for the first time in like a month tho and then i will have real food
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Enjoy your heart disease from all that extra cholesterol.

It's heaps easier if you just put a small cup of water in the microwave with the pizza.

Or just grow some balls and eat it cold, like real people do

moderation

Fun facts:

people with normal cholesterol drop dead every day from heart disease

people with high cholesterol live to be very old and never have heart disease

your body manufactures cholesterol if you do not eat any cholesterol you still have cholesterol because your body needs it.

They used to apply leeches for disease because they figure the illness was in the blood and if they sucked the blood out of you the disease would come out to

They used to think cholesterol caused heart attacks so if they suck the cholesterol out of you you will not have a heart attack.

It's not that simple it would be nice if it was but it's not.

I'm not a student of medical history but I think throwing cholesterol lowering medication at people whose cholesterol is over a certain number is antiquated or getting there fast.

My wife eats like a bird and has high cholesterol. She willingly eats all those pills.
My doctor wanted me to eat them too. He said I could have two eggs a week.
He is no longer my doctor. He had a smile on his face and was enjoying it"you can have two eggs a week" doctors are stupid doctors can be really funking stupid.

I can understand. They memorize all that stuff in the books and take it as the word of God. They have to. If they thought on their own and augmented what they learned in medical school with what they learned in real life they might lose the license they worked so hard to obtain. I have seen docs like this that know about the cholesterol connection ,or non connection or nonsense .

Maybe, someday in the distant future tens of thousands of years now....
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god dammit yope you made me order a pizza.


tomrrow i can go to the grocery for the first time in like a month tho and then i will have real food

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#13
Cold pizza does satisfy thoes beer munchies, cold leftover chicken has to be my fave though.
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wow too much work

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#16
I defer to my previous comment....

Cold pizza is totally underrated
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#17
that amouny of olive oil is 240 calories onto of an already calorie dense pizza. not that it will absorb all of it, but still... you gonna get fat

also imo veg/canola oil taste better most of the time and is better for frying. olive oil is more like to flair up and is better use to marinate.
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that amouny of olive oil is 240 calories onto of an already calorie dense pizza. not that it will observe all of it, but still... you gonna get fat

also imo veg/canola oil taste better most of the time and is better for frying. olive oil is more like to flair up and is better use to marinate.

Olive oil has a much higher smoke point, which makes it better for frying. Tastes better too.....plus despite my comments above, it is the healthiest out of the main cooking oils.
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Olive oil has a much higher smoke point, which makes it better for frying.


nope, it's the other way around
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#20
best commercial takeaway pizza company go go go
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#21
^uh I'm going to go with dominos I guess. Gumby's is our local place though and I've been ordering from there. They've got a pizza called the Randy Marsh with creme fraiche on it.

I honestly didn't think people in their 60s ate left over pizza.
#22
yeah where I live the dominos has a 1/5 rating =/
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^uh I'm going to go with dominos I guess. Gumby's is our local place though and I've been ordering from there. They've got a pizza called the Randy Marsh with creme fraiche on it.

I honestly didn't think people in their 60s ate left over pizza.

I'll let you grab my ass as hard as you want if you buy me one of these.
#24
im pretty sure a 'randy marsh' is a form of scat porn
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#25
I had pizza for dinner last night and then reheated some for breakfast this morning.
I placed the pieces on a paper towel and put them in the microwave for 25 seconds.
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that amouny of olive oil is 240 calories onto of an already calorie dense pizza. not that it will absorb all of it, but still... you gonna get fat

also imo veg/canola oil taste better most of the time and is better for frying. olive oil is more like to flair up and is better use to marinate.


Yes, if you consume more calories than you metabolize you will gain weight. That rule always applies that being said.


If you get none of your calories from carbohydrates or sugar and eat nothing but meat eggs and cheese you will throw your body into a ketagenic state in a little while.

Since you will have no sugar in your body your body will be forced to use fat for energy and you will lose weight rapidly.
You will have a more Evenflo of energy.


lost a lot of weight on this diet I stayed on it for a few months and gradually got off of it.

I think lots of carbohydrates and sugar are worse for you than high cholesterol.

There was no agriculture for most of the existence of humans. Wheat, corn potatos Twinkies etc.we have only been eating for the blink of an eye. Our bodies are made to eat meat and fat and run and fight. Not to sit in the chair and eat Cheetos made from genetically modified corn .
#28
meh im lazy i just throw it in the oven for 10 min

or microwave it for a min if im EXTRA lazy hehe
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Just pop it in the oven/toaster oven for 10 mins.

My toaster oven is my favorite thing in my food preparing room