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#1
my throat hurts

I lied though, I don't suck dick atm unfortunately.

Does anyone know a remedy for chest infection that is easy/cheap?

EDIT: good lord, first post in 54 minutes
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I can out-bore you any day
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#2
Cancer. It'll take your mind right off your cold.
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#3
I miss sucking dick. It's been a while.

Having a cold certainly makes it messier.
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#4
What you really need is a healthy dose of JAAAEEEEEEESSSSUUUSSSSSSSSS
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#5
tea and honey. warm salty water. lay off sucking dick until you feel better. or maybe just lick the tip, run your lips up and down the shaft a bit. work the balls a bit more than usual, he'll appreciate it.
#6
Some remedies I've tried that have all helped slightly:
Brandy with coffee
Eucalyptus in a humidifier
Not sucking cock
Garlic, garlic in everything
A hot bath....just soak and inhale the fumes.
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‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#8
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Some remedies I've tried that have all helped slightly:
Brandy with coffee
Eucalyptus in a humidifier
Not sucking cock
Garlic, garlic in everything
A hot bath....just soak and inhale the fumes.

doing all except the second and last one, because I don't have access to a humidifier and can't be bothered running a bath.

I think it's time for a honey rakija tea, right after adding garlic flakes to whatever dinner is, and having a clove for an entrée.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#9
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I think it's time for a honey rakija tea, right after adding garlic flakes to whatever dinner is, and having a clove for an entrée.

Thai food mate, it's chock full of chilis and garlic....clears the head and chest like you wouldn't believe.

Plus, I'm led to believe there are some sort of nutrients in garlic that make it great for fighting colds and the like.
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#10
ive always known you were one of them cock gobblers
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#11
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ive always known you were one of them cock gobblers

what gave it away? was it the various admissions of bisexuality?

and conversely, I always knew you liked shoving things up your arse for pleasure.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#14
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what gave it away? was it the various admissions of bisexuality?

and conversely, I always knew you liked shoving things up your arse for pleasure.

it was the smell of semen

and i dont like shoving things up my ass it was a friend of mine pls stop bringing this up im not gay

also are you free tonight?
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#15
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it was the smell of semen

and i dont like shoving things up my ass it was a friend of mine pls stop bringing this up im not gay

also are you free tonight?

no I'm not free tonight, because I want to cut open my chest cavity, shove my hand inside and pull as much mucus out of my lungs as humanly possible.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#16
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You'll suck dick but you won't touch butts? Fuck this, I'm out. You're an ass.

You have to catch me when I'm in the right mood sweetie

right now I'll touch butt and maybe give a handjob but that's as far as I go right now.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#17
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Snort a line of tobasco

This is probably a better idea or more's the point, inspiration for an idea, than you'd think.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#18
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Snort a line of tobasco

nah man a bottle of whiskey kills everything except happiness
#22
make a hot toddy.

hot water + whisky + spices + honey + lemon

I made this recipe over and over earlier in the year when my throat was really fucked up for like a week and I didn't want to go chugging cough syrup:

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2013/jan/02/how-to-make-the-perfect-hot-toddy


though I put a lot more whisky and honey (i consume both neat all time)
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#23
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no I'm not free tonight, because I want to cut open my chest cavity, shove my hand inside and pull as much mucus out of my lungs as humanly possible.

thats some fucked up fetish man

seriously i wanted to hook up with you but now

ew
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#24
Why do people like to gag on it?
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#26
okay so there's no head cold now, that's pretty much died off, but I can't speak due to my throat and it hurts to breathe a little, much more so when I cough.

But seriously, thanks for the suggestions, a lot of them are working.

what I've done:
-Garlic and horseradish tablets
-Tea with lemon, honey and Southern Comfort (used to wash down the G&H tabs)

What I've yet to do:
-dislodge phlegm
-speak

Also what will a cigarette do at this point? because I feel like one.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#27
Antibiotics cure infections right? I got a ziploc back for roughly 50 of 'em.

You'll have to suck mydick to get them though.

I'd take a pic of the ziploc but I'm without camera.
#30
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Antibiotics cure infections right? I got a ziploc back for roughly 50 of 'em.

You'll have to suck mydick to get them though.

I'd take a pic of the ziploc but I'm without camera.

will take too long, I can't get to America any time soon.
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#31
this is why i don't come to the pit
modes are a social construct
#32
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okay so there's no head cold now, that's pretty much died off, but I can't speak due to my throat and it hurts to breathe a little, much more so when I cough.

But seriously, thanks for the suggestions, a lot of them are working.

what I've done:
-Garlic and horseradish tablets
-Tea with lemon, honey and Southern Comfort (used to wash down the G&H tabs)

What I've yet to do:
-dislodge phlegm
-speak

Also what will a cigarette do at this point? because I feel like one.

What's it feel like to be a cigarette?
#33
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this is why i don't come to the pit

Not enough dick sucking?
#35
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this is why i don't come to the pit

well then why are you here?
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#36
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What's it feel like to be a cigarette?

so hot
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#37
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This is the best phlegm disloging cough/sore throat syrup ever. Will fix you up in two days.

http://grocerythai.com/china-chwan-coughing-syrup-p-382.html

You should be able to find it in most asians stores in Aus behind the counter.

I should get some of this.

like it wouldn't even be hard

I will get some of this
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#39
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well then why are you here?


i thought there might be more intellectual conversation than MT

turns out everybody's the same over here but with deviant lifestyles
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#40
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i thought there might be more intellectual conversation than MT

turns out everybody's the same over here but with deviant lifestyles

Posting in MT is the most devaint lifestyle of all.
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