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#1
Intolerable.
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#2
Didn't see your name on it, bish.
In fact, I didn't see it at all.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#3
It was you, wasn't it
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#4
i love ice cream sammies
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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
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#5
klondlike bars are pretty good with the accepted knowledge of having weird chocolate past on the back of your teeth every time you eat it


tbh ice cream sandwiches are ok, but the icecream just goes out the sides or the back, so you end up just trying to catch all the icecream in yourmouth and your hand sget sticky
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#6
If you buy an ice cream sandwich I will eat it. If you put an ice cream sandwich in the fridge and say "this is my ice cream sandwich don't touch it." - I will eat it. If you take a poop, then decide to go to the store where they have ice cream sandwiches - I will come with you and buy those ice cream sandwiches. I will not share any ice cream sandwiches.
#7
Quote by wafflesyrup
If you buy an ice cream sandwich I will eat it. If you put an ice cream sandwich in the fridge and say "this is my ice cream sandwich don't touch it." - I will eat it. If you take a poop, then decide to go to the store where they have ice cream sandwiches - I will come with you and buy those ice cream sandwiches. I will not share any ice cream sandwiches.

But clearly some item such as an ice cream sandwich is not meant for other people

If you drink my juice or eat my hotdogs you're good but if you touch my ice cream sandwiches or waffles or god FORBID toaster strudels you're entering a world of pain
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#8
Pain is the path we must all walk if our aspirations are great enough for the ice cream sandwich.
#9
Quote by eGraham
It was you, wasn't it
Yeah, what you gonna do about it?
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#10
I'll wreck you so hard
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#11
Quote by eGraham at #33616496
I'll wreck you so hard


that sounds hot, can i watch?
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#12
You can do more than watch
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#13
I don't think my anus is prepared to deal with the consequences of pilfering an ice cream sandwich.
#14
Quote by Aeolian Harmony
I don't think my anus is prepared to deal with the consequences of pilfering an ice cream sandwich.


Thinking about it only adds to the tension, just relax.
#15
Quote by wafflesyrup
Thinking about it only adds to the tension, just relax.


Ice cream sandwiches help me relax.
#16
banning me won't get your ice cream back lol
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#17
Have you tried ice cream sandwich foreplay?
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#18
Quote by Baby Joel at #33616474
klondlike bars are pretty good with the accepted knowledge of having weird chocolate past on the back of your teeth every time you eat it


tbh ice cream sandwiches are ok, but the icecream just goes out the sides or the back, so you end up just trying to catch all the icecream in yourmouth and your hand sget sticky

Keep the wrapped partially on you n00b
___

Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#19
Quote by eGraham
Have you tried ice cream sandwich foreplay?


I remember the sweet cold nothings jammed in my ears.
#20
I'm at plucker's which is a wing bar. Eating hot wings. I wish these hot wings were ice cream sandwiches though.
#21
I'm from the civilised world

wtf IS an ice-cream sandwich? like I know what it is but in detail.
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#22
Quote by Pastafarian96 at #33616518
I'm from the civilised world

wtf IS an ice-cream sandwich? like I know what it is but in detail.
no civilized world would be without ice cream sandwiches
___

Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#23
It's ice cream of various flavors between like a soft cake-y thing of various flavors
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#26
Quote by Pastafarian96
I'm from the civilised world

wtf IS an ice-cream sandwich? like I know what it is but in detail.


Australian from a civilized world. Many lewls were had. On that note I think I just became sufficiently buzzed from alcohol consumption. Hurray.
#27
imagine a ghost that hides under your bed and licks your ankles with a tongue the texture of ice cream sandwich residue on yr fingers
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it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist




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theguitarist
minterman22
tateandlyle
& alaskan_ninja

#32
That's why you always gotta have double the amount of ice cream sandwiches that you really want to eat.

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jthm_guitarist
Warned for trolling!


Quote by metal4eva_22
Didn't you say that you had a stuffed fox that you would occasionally fuck?

Quote by Axelfox
It's not a fox,it's a wolf.
#33
Quote by WCPhils
Keep the wrapped partially on you n00b


It's like the mutha fucka don't even know how to eat a sandwich. For sheezus.
#34
Not a fan of ice cream sandwiches. Makes the bread all soggy and I've tried both mustard and mayonnaise, but neither seems to go well with it
#35
Quote by Pastafarian96
oh

yum

Maxibon mate, a Maxibon is the creme de la creme of ice cream sandwiches.
Quote by ultimate-slash
Not a fan of ice cream sandwiches. Makes the bread all soggy and I've tried both mustard and mayonnaise, but neither seems to go well with it

Have you tried shit?
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#36
Quote by i_lovemetallica
Maxibon mate, a Maxibon is the creme de la creme of ice cream sandwiches.

Mother of God how did I forget about Maxibons?

I don't want one right now though.
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#37
Quote by Pastafarian96
Mother of God how did I forget about Maxibons?

I don't want one right now though.

You sure?



Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#39
man I just like those basic ice cream sandwiches, like some shitty chocolate biscuit and bland ice cream. and I'll get some big bag of random shit tier brand of greasy puffed crisp shapes and a couple of red stripes and just lay around at home pigging out like some peasant scumbag.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#40
Quote by theguitarist
man I just like those basic ice cream sandwiches, like some shitty chocolate biscuit and bland ice cream. and I'll get some big bag of random shit tier brand of greasy puffed crisp shapes and a couple of red stripes and just lay around at home pigging out like some peasant scumbag.


The imagery in this post is breathtaking.
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