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#1
Ok so who do you want backing you up?

Option 1: Doc Brown (without Delorean)
Option 2: Batman (no gadgets/vehicles)
Option 3: 900lb Bengal tiger (malnourished)
Option 4: William Perry aka The Fridge (and the rest of the 85' Bears)
#2
I think what you meant to say is 'a hangry 900lb bengal tiger'. I'll take it


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silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#3
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Option 3: 900lb Bengal tiger (malnourished)

um

what
will someone carry me across ten thousand miles under the silence
#6
Not the tiger. It would probably eat me.

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#7
I will avoid the tiger because it is 2x the average weight of a bengal tiger and is therefore probably fat and lazy.

Batman without suit and gadgets still knows a fuck load of martial arts.
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#8
batman is a martial arts master. even without his gadgets/vehicles, he's still a monster.

so batman.
ayy lmao
#10
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I think what you meant to say is 'a hangry 900lb bengal tiger'. I'll take it



Yea, they dont tend to be over 600lbs so hungry would be a bedder adjective.
#11
Is the tiger actually backing man or is it just hungry and you just hope it's repping for your team and not about to eat you?
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#12
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Is the tiger actually backing man or is it just hungry and you just hope it's repping for your team and not about to eat you?



Tigers are a bit unpredictable....Especially when hungry...its a caculated risk no doubt.
#13
Tiger, but I'd take a squirty bottle of water so if it came after me i'd spray its face and be like "no, bad kitty" and it'd stop because cats hate water
#14
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Tiger, but I'd take a squirty bottle of water so if it came after me i'd spray its face and be like "no, bad kitty" and it'd stop because cats hate water



Good thing large cats dont have opposable thumbs.
#17
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Tiger, but I'd take a squirty bottle of water so if it came after me i'd spray its face and be like "no, bad kitty" and it'd stop because cats hate water

except Siamese, Burmese... and... well...



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#18
tigers can swim but still don't approve of water to the face

it'll probably just piss it off more but then i'd just leg it and hope the other guy is slower
#19
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tigers can swim but still don't approve of water to the face

it'll probably just piss it off more but then i'd just leg it and hope the other guy is slower

actually thinking this over I'd like a metal squirt bottle as my backup in a fight so I can squirt people in the face and then smart them
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#20
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actually thinking this over I'd like a metal squirt bottle as my backup in a fight so I can squirt people in the face and then smart them


and so you can enrage their tiger (if they choose the tiger) into attacking them instead
#21
I personally think the tiger is a bit like a go for broke hail mary...its kinda like a bottle rocket with no stick "light the fuse and get the hell outta dodge".
#22
lol keep yr bengal tiger bullshit im rolling with the bay street bullies come @ us
#23
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lol keep yr bengal tiger bullshit im rolling with the bay street bullies come @ us


Yea.....right,and "im in the Doodle Town Pipers" "DTP, aint nuttin ta F**k with!!
#24
Batman. Still an impeccable martial artist in peak physical condition with the mind of a true genius, even without gadgets.
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#29
What the actual fuck is wrong with everyone that didn't pick the 85 Bears?
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#32
You do realize that the reason why that tiger ate all those people is because she was too beat up to hunt animals, don't you?
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#33
well I assume I'm fighting people so it's all good
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#34
So you would take a single, beat up tiger over the entire fucking 85 Bears.
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#37
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fuck the bears


You're just salty because the 85 Bears won a Super Bowl. The Eagles on the othere hand...
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#39
Okay so really this thread is:

An over-sized hungry man-eating Tiger or the '85 Bears

Now are we talking just the starters or what cause a huge crowd could easily handle a tiger but a tiger could maybe handle 11, 22... probably the men

#40
There is only one correct answer to this question and that answer is...Chuck Norris
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