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#6
Shoving stuff up your ass Orson-style.
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#7
I concur with all of the above posts, and can confirm that they are very fun.
Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#9
learning an instrument

unless of course you're psychopathic and don't like music.
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#11
Eating fancy cheese Orson-style.
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#12
Working in the public sector Orson-style.
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#13
Holding hands with a girl
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#16
3-Way with 2 women. Was awesome!
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#17
Being old and oblivious, CodeMonk-style.
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#18
Quote by fingerguy
3-Way with 2 women. Was awesome!
tbf most of us would just disappoint them
Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#19
Quote by Banjocal
tbf most of us would just disappoint them


Doesn't matter. It's just the fact that you have two naked woman with you doing things with/to you. It fucking rules.

Here is a little fun/weird fact. My cousin has a friend that has had MULTIPLE 3-ways with 2-girls BUT here is the kicker, he has never EVER had a BJ. I was so shocked I asked him so many times to confirm that I heard him right he finally told me to stop asking. I couldn't fathom that concept!
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#20
Deep fried beef strips in chilli sauce Orson-style. Served with Babbyjoelese rice.
o()o

Quote by JamSessionFreak
yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#23
Quote by Jehannum
Suicide

cannot recommend this after 9 attempts

EDIT: I'm mostly good now
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
Last edited by Pastafarian96 at Oct 1, 2015,
#24
Quote by Pastafarian96
cannot recommend this after 9 attempts

9-lives?
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#26
Quote by fingerguy
9-lives?

I am the cat man
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#27
Quote by Pastafarian96
I am the cat man


I now have Scat Man stuck in my head with the occasional meow in there.

Good to read you're okay though.
#28
Quote by RAB11
I now have Scat Man stuck in my head with the occasional meow in there.



I'mma cat man, mimeomeowmeomwoeemmomoimimiemewoemowewiewioeeeiwmoeiweewoof.
o()o

Quote by JamSessionFreak
yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#29
Calamari
Quote by DisarmGoliath
Facesitting is a violation of freedom of speech, because how can you speak when you have an ass covering your face?
#31
Quote by Jehannum at #33618319
Suicide

Baby Joel sty-oh God I'm sorry.
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#32
Quote by Cardbored
Calamari


Yes, everyone should try that out once...a day!

I Love Calamari!!
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#33
Closing threads about asses and derailing other threads to talk about ass play Orson-style.
#34
Quote by Aeolian Harmony
Sleeping outside on a blanket overnight. Camping "under the stars."

make this 'passed out drunk on a roof under a palm frond' and I can confirm this is

EDIT: also Calamari is
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#39
Quote by killaudio666
Tittyfucking, acid, and cuddling with a kitty cat....


Don't bother with titty fucking. It's boring and there are far better places to put it.
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