Which straws do you like to use more?

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Last edited by grouchpunk08 at Oct 2, 2015,
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Whoa, never seen those straws before!

Not sure where you can get them in the US, but they're £3 a pair from Lakeland in the UK(and reusable).
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I pretty much never use straws but when I do I like ones that bend. I don't know why. Maybe it's because then you can drink at weird angles, so people look at you and think "Incredible! That random guy is drinking at a random angle!"
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The shapes and bendy one's are my two favourites. The regular one's are a bit boring to me.
Option 3 second from the right looks like a phallus lol
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Option 3 second from the right looks like a phallus lol

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