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#1
I'm submitting my application right after I post this. DQ workers or hopefuls only.
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
#3
DQ workers or hopefuls only.

Rules are made to be broken
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Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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I also have to do that. Cottaging this weekend
#4
DQ sucks ass.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
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Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
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But our Band is Listana
#6
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Checking out the Dairy Queen menu... why is there so much non dairy? Chicken and beef aren't made of milk.


Beef made the milk, hence it is the nascent essence of milk. DQ simply wished to elevate the status of beef from 'dead animal product' to the very reasoning of their existence.

Chicken? Fuck knows.
o()o

Quote by JamSessionFreak
yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#8
Quote by Xiaoxi at #33623422
DQ sucks ass.

idk they have pretty good chicken strips most of the time

and blizzards are to die for
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#11
Quote by MinterMan22


Wow. Sexy! Who is this little number?
Last edited by TobusRex at Oct 4, 2015,
#12
I've gotten sick every time I've eaten at DQ, don't be apart of their business
One of the third friendliest users
Stratkat's pet


Quote by Momentosis
Void is a wanker that's why

#14
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

Proud to be called Best Friends with Pastafarian96
#15
Quote by Xiaoxi
DQ sucks ass.

i would suck the ass of some of the girls at this one Dairy Queen near me. only reason i like going there.

are booty shorts part of the uniform for female DQ employees?
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#16
Quote by jakesmellspoo at #33623668
i would suck the ass of some of the girls at this one Dairy Queen near me. only reason i like going there.

nice




#17
Quote by MinterMan22


just spamming this pic at this point

Quote by Pastafarian96
I an evety characyer in this story
#18
In Texas they use the slogan "DQ - This is where we stop in Texas" and some of my other state-ly friends thought I was lying.
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#19
Quote by M00NAGEDAYDREAM at #33623722
just spamming this pic at this point

lol yea




#20
Quote by M00NAGEDAYDREAM
just spamming this pic at this point





#21
Quote by Harvey Swick

I forgot about this gif
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Youre officially uber shit now.

Quote by StewieSwan
3d9310rd is far more upset than i 

Quote by Bladez22
I'm a moron tho apparently and everyone should listen to you oh wise pretentious one
#22
Quote by TobusRex
Wow. Sexy! Who is this little number?


When she turns and smiles her face reminds me of Santiago from Brooklyn 99. Damn though girl!
Quote by DQcrewmember
how do you ban people from posting in your threads?

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You don't

Quote by Zaphikh
"Why are we here?"


"Plastic... asshole."
#23
Quote by drunkseph
her face

gay
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
Youre officially uber shit now.

Quote by StewieSwan
3d9310rd is far more upset than i 

Quote by Bladez22
I'm a moron tho apparently and everyone should listen to you oh wise pretentious one
#24
It's Nathalie Emmanuel from Game of Thrones btw


I dunno wtf that gif is from
___

Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#25
^Yeah, I know what you mean.
Quote by DQcrewmember
how do you ban people from posting in your threads?

Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
You don't

Quote by Zaphikh
"Why are we here?"


"Plastic... asshole."
#26
blizzards are literally the only thing there worth getting.
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#28
Chili-Cheese fries aren't too bad, and their dogs are okay.

DQ is the only place that still offers chocolate malts.
#29
Quote by WCPhils
It's Nathalie Emmanuel from Game of Thrones btw


I dunno wtf that gif is from


Thanks, that would have haunted me. Gorgeous babe. I thought her character in GOT was pretty hot as well, but she looks a lot blacker in GOT!
#31
Quote by Baby Joel at #33623808
blizzards are literally the only thing there worth getting.

yeah pretty much
#32
DQ is good for 2 things:

1. Oreo Blizzard
2. Girls working there in spandex pants

End of story!
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#33
Quote by Fat Lard
ugh her smile when she's turning... she reminds me of someone


damn



Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#35
Quote by MinterMan22 at #33623611

ayy what up
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#37
Quote by Xiaoxi
DQ sucks ass.

Naahh, get the chicken strip lunch box. Fries, chicken strips, toast, and a drink. Plus a blizzard for dessert cause gotta get dairy at DQ.
#38
Quote by fingerguy
DQ is good for 2 things:

1. Oreo Blizzard
2. Girls working there in spandex pants

End of story!

Lmao I promise you guys, this is 100% not true.
#39
Quote by JustRooster
I'm submitting my application right after I post this. DQ workers or hopefuls only.

Are you method-acting, just in case you're ever asked to perform as DQcrewmember in a Pit film?
SGT. HARTMAN: Where in hell are you from anyway, Private?
COWBOY: Sir, Texas, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: Holy dogshit! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down!! Do you suck dicks!?
COWBOY: Sir, no, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: Are you a peter-puffer!?
COWBOY: Sir, no, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around! I'll be watching you!!
#40
Quote by Zaphikh
Are you method-acting, just in case you're ever asked to perform as DQcrewmember in a Pit film?


I've already stopped washing my hair.
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