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I been using brown and white rice for like most of life so far in all meals and decided to change it up a bit.

But, like I wanted to know if there were other things people like to use. For example, I grew up with cultural people at one point who use this vegetable plant called "taro" and sometimes green bananas when boiled is pretty good substitute for rice.

#2
Oh my god will you stop making threads about every thought that comes into your head

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#3
^like you can talk

Couscous is coo but not universal

I have (wait for it) rice noodles a hell of a lot. Less stodgy, less fattening, and they absorb flavour much more.
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#4
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Oh my god will you stop making threads about every thought that comes into your head

Funny, that's what everyone thinks about you
#5
My threads are bad but at least I have not made "Alternatives to Rice?" "Worst tasting liquid Medicine?" "Most preferred way of transportation?" "Thoughts on Police?"

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Quote by Banjocal
Couscous is coo but not universal

I have (wait for it) rice noodles a hell of a lot. Less stodgy, less fattening, and they absorb flavour much more.

^these are both good things

also bulgur wheat which is kinda different but can play the same role with a bit more of a pre-revolution russian vibe

rice is still pretty much supreme tho

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My threads are bad but at least I have not made "Alternatives to Rice?" "Worst tasting liquid Medicine?" "Most preferred way of transportation?" "Thoughts on Police?"

yours are at least as bad tho
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I'm a moron tho apparently and everyone should listen to you oh wise pretentious one
#7
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Oh my god will you stop making threads about every thought that comes into your head

I read this in a slightly raised soft spoken English voice in my head.

But I concur

also rapture threads are less numerous
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^these are both good things

also bulgur wheat which is kinda different but can play the same role with a bit more of a pre-revolution russian vibe

rice is still pretty much supreme tho


yours are at least as bad tho


Dude my threads regularly get to 5 figure views and are always double pagers I mean they're no #bradthreads but they ain't bad

and I don't make 19 of them a day

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#9
in fairness to rapture his threads aren't THIS bad but hey OP wanted to know about rice and I love to while away my pathetic existence by spending my free time wanking over threads soliciting my opinions on rice so

sounds like a sweet deal to me
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#10
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My threads are bad but at least I have not made "Alternatives to Rice?" "Worst tasting liquid Medicine?" "Most preferred way of transportation?" "Thoughts on Police?"


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in fairness to rapture his threads aren't THIS bad


.....

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I disagree.
#11
That is a fantastic thread title which may elicit #topbanter, functioning like a glorious discursive neo-dada mess of shit and guitar fanatics
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#12
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I disagree.

I'm like 65% sure that thread was meant to be #banter
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#19
rice is only good if you want to eat 5000 of something - Mitch Hedberg

usually fries are a good alternative.
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#23
Quote by Jon777 at #33626431
why would you want to replace rice? rice is the fucking best.


This. There are no true alternatives. Anyone who says otherwise is some kind of degenerate heathen who should be locked up.
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#24
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why would you want to replace rice? rice is the fucking best.

I heartily disagree. I dislike rice immensely.
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I can out-bore you any day
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Quote by Pastafarian96 at #33626485
I heartily disagree. I dislike rice immensely.


Turn yourself in to the police right now. Or at the very least see your doctor and ask for some kind of tongue transplant to give yourself functional taste buds.
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Turn yourself in to the police right now. Or at the very least see your doctor and ask for some kind of tongue transplant to give yourself functional taste buds.

in fairness I was force fed it as a child and I still eat in some forms, but most of the time I find it boring
A poem.
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so how does it feel to be alternative


normal
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#29
wild rice son. super tasty

also quinoa and couscous are two good ones.
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#31
quinoa
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My threads are bad but at least I have not made "Alternatives to Rice?" "Worst tasting liquid Medicine?" "Most preferred way of transportation?" "Thoughts on Police?"

You're only jealous he's taking your thread ideas before you can think of them.
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Quote by Pastafarian96 at #33626485
I heartily disagree. I dislike rice immensely.

I dislike you immensely
#34
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oh well

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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#36
Quote by EndTheRapture51 at #33626219
My threads are bad but at least I have not made "Alternatives to Rice?" "Worst tasting liquid Medicine?" "Most preferred way of transportation?" "Thoughts on Police?"

Yeah, where are all the threads asking people if they pick their noses? That's real content.
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#37
Quote by Banjocal
^like you can talk

Couscous is coo but not universal

I have (wait for it) rice noodles a hell of a lot. Less stodgy, less fattening, and they absorb flavour much more.

Rice isn't fattening.

Anyway, Quinoa (but it's gross), russet and sweet potatoes are all good healthy carb sources if you want more variety.
Last edited by TheChaz at Oct 7, 2015,
#38
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Oh my god will you stop making threads about every thought that comes into your head
I'm with this guy.
That's ok Rapture, we can take the heat together. <3
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#39
Quote by grouchpunk08
I been using brown and white rice for like most of life so far in all meals and decided to change it up a bit.

But, like I wanted to know if there were other things people like to use. For example, I grew up with cultural people at one point who use this vegetable plant called "taro" and sometimes green bananas when boiled is pretty good substitute for rice.



Dude it's pronounced "potato".
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Quote by TheChaz
Rice isn't fattening.

Anyway, Quinoa (but it's gross), russet and sweet potatoes are all good healthy carb sources if you want more variety.

Yea, white rice totally isn't about 80% carbs.

I know, if you're only eating white long grain, you're doing rice wrong
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