#1
Beloved pit, bestow upon me thine accumulated knowledge of slang for spanking yonder simian.
GEEYUR :

X) Schecter Tempest Custom f/w SD SH-6

X) Ibanez RG321MH f/w SD SH-11

X) AMT Pangea CP-100 ( AWWW YIS )

X) Line 6 POD HD 500X


When you licky-bum-bum so hard you get sticky num-nums.
#2
Beat the bishop

Slap-box the one-eyed champ

etc.
"If you want beef, then bring the ruckus." - Marilyn Monroe
#4
Quote by slapsymcdougal
weirdomanning


I don't care if this is a veiled insult or not, I am using this.

Thank you Slapsy <3
GEEYUR :

X) Schecter Tempest Custom f/w SD SH-6

X) Ibanez RG321MH f/w SD SH-11

X) AMT Pangea CP-100 ( AWWW YIS )

X) Line 6 POD HD 500X


When you licky-bum-bum so hard you get sticky num-nums.
#5
ashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.
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#7
CTRL+F
"wank"
0 of 0

disgusting

your lack of knowledge disturbs me
Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#8
When you licky-bum-bum so hard you get sticky num-nums.
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#10
Quote by ErikLensherr
When you licky-bum-bum so hard you get sticky num-nums.


That's more 'cleaning the gutters' than choking the chicken.
GEEYUR :

X) Schecter Tempest Custom f/w SD SH-6

X) Ibanez RG321MH f/w SD SH-11

X) AMT Pangea CP-100 ( AWWW YIS )

X) Line 6 POD HD 500X


When you licky-bum-bum so hard you get sticky num-nums.
#13
"changing"
"getting ready for a shower"
"doing something"
"go away"
"what?!?!"
"..."
"taking a shower"
"taking a shit"
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#14
wrangle the dangle.
Gear: Gibson Les Paul Studio, Gibson SG Special, Fender Stratocaster, Fender Telecaster, Fender Jazzmaster, Gretsch Pro Jet, Carvin C350, Epiphone ES-339 P90, Epiphone ES-335 Pro. Peavey 6505, Sovtek MIG-100, Vox AC30, Peavey XXX.
#16
Going solo.
Quote by DQcrewmember
how do you ban people from posting in your threads?

Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
You don't

Quote by Zaphikh
"Why are we here?"


"Plastic... asshole."
#19
Quote by sickman411
What's that one that UG always uses in news articles?

Baby Joel-ing
Free Ali
Free Lard
#20
Quote by sickman411
What's that one that UG always uses in news articles?

Slamming?
Quote by MakinLattes
I'd kill you and wear your skin.
Quote by Siv During Livh
To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,

Voted UG's worst cross dresser.
Also voted #95 on UG's Top 100 2013. Like it means anything....
#22
Jiving your turkey
Quote by Nelsean
Lil B, the young based god, has the ability to create music so profound, that others around him cannot even comprehend his magnificent verbal progressive nature.

Quote by The_Blode
^ oh hey y'all females...welcome !
#23
Quote by ErikLensherr
When you licky-bum-bum so hard you get sticky num-nums.


2 much bitches be crey facebook memes 4 me.
o()o

Quote by JamSessionFreak
yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#24
the four knuckle shuffle
Quote by Night
wtf is a selfie? is that like, touching yourself or something?
#25
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O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
Last edited by theguitarist at Oct 10, 2015,
#26
Rub one out and fap are my favorites


That reminds me... Im gonna go rub one out
Uncle aciD

&

The deadbeatS


Do What Your Love Tells You
Last edited by SFosterS at Oct 10, 2015,
#29
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Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#30
Commiting the sin on Onanism.
Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise
#31
Skinning my carrot.
Shaking hands with my big friend.
Wank.
My Gear:
Gibson SG Classic
Les Paul knockoff >.>
Vox VT30 with footswitch
EHX Big Muff w/ Tone Wicker
#33
Playing the skin flute, or pink oboe
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass