#1
wages in the U.S. don't track productivity growth like they do here in glorious Canadian motherland

and it seriously irks me because your complacency fucks over our export economy and means I don't make as much money as I could

what gives?
#2
What do you even export, syrup and apologies?
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#3
vermont has just as good maple syrup so hah
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#5
You're not exporting enough Beyond Creation and Devin Townsend.

Nowhere near enough.
o()o

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#7
I don't think low wage really equates to complacency though

I mean I make pretty good money at my job (relative to the minimum wage), work pretty hard, but only just manage to pay rent, utilities, student loans, etc., while having a bit to spend on myself.

I agree that wage is probably the biggest issue in the US though. I was just thinking about that yesterday. No first world country should have its residents living in non-ideal places or situations just because it's the only affordable option.
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#8
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Yeah I don't even make a living wage despite being at my job for over 3 years

maybe you should get a new job
#10
You can pretty much go fuck yourself here if you don't have a college education and are college aged with no experience. Either work 60 hours a week or go to school and loan out all the money ever or live with your parents.

Thats the only way South Dakota was alright... The rent was dirt cheap
#11
syrup is stupid anyway

chocolate chips and whip cream all the way
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#12
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syrup is stupid anyway

chocolate chips and whip cream all the way

what a disgusting post smh
#14
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syrup is stupid anyway

chocolate chips and whip cream all the way


why not all three

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#15
American wages are really depressing. Canada's good not only for minimum wages, but it's easy to find a good job with no experience/education and make far above minimum wage. It's easy to take that kinda stuff for granted, but hearing about American living situations is a pretty good way to stay humble.
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#16
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American wages are really depressing. Canada's good not only for minimum wages, but it's easy to find a good job with no experience/education and make far above minimum wage. It's easy to take that kinda stuff for granted, but hearing about American living situations is a pretty good way to stay humble.


well you could in alberta before the price of oil tanked but now alberta is like the shittiest place to be in all of canada
#19
Give it time. We know how the last gilded age ended. Have you been watching the civil war in the GOP this month—the one where the fringe pushed out the establishment who created the fringe and now nobody wants to take charge? That’s going to happen on a macro scale. The difference is that this time America’s oligarchs will face the wrath of a hundred million frothing gun nuts instead of FDR implementing higher income tax rates. Be glad you’ll be in Canada when the shit gets crazy in the USA.
#20
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Canada trying to be relevent, that's cute.
Get better hype men though.


Ha.
#21
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Give it time. We know how the last gilded age ended. Have you been watching the civil war in the GOP this month—the one where the fringe pushed out the establishment who created the fringe and now nobody wants to take charge? That’s going to happen on a macro scale. The difference is that this time America’s oligarchs will face the wrath of a hundred million frothing gun nuts instead of FDR implementing higher income tax rates. Be glad you’ll be in Canada when the shit gets crazy in the USA.

as long as those nuts are GMO free and locally grown
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#22
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i don't care what you think of canada i just want your money


Get a gun and take my money like all empires do.
Or keep begging for money while denying usefulness of guns.
#23
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What do you even export, syrup and apologies?

I just exported onto yur mom's face, lol sry bud
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#24
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I just exported syrup onto yur mom's face, lol sry bud



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