#4
I believe every teacher should have a sword and every school a blacksmith
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#6
Quote by eGraham
I believe every teacher should have a sword and every school a blacksmith






eGraham 2016
#7
Jacob Wessel is the intruder? I think I went to middle school with that guy. He looks super familiar, name is super familiar, too.
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
#10
Quote by MinterMan22 at #33633672
i'd rather get robbed than have "medieval combat skills"

Imagine you did this for fun.
Free Ali
#11
Quote by MinterMan22
i'd rather get robbed than have "medieval combat skills"


This is what a "victim" looks like. Fortunately there are plenty of folks willing to grant his wish...
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#12
Quote by Arby911
This is what a "victim" looks like. Fortunately there are plenty of folks willing to grant his wish...

just because you've been around since the days of sir lancelot doesn't make that shit any less lame
#13
Quote by MinterMan22
just because you've been around since the days of sir lancelot doesn't make that shit any less lame


Just because your weak, pasty, malnourished, basement-tanned body couldn't fight off a preschooler is no reason to jealously attack the skills of others.

But hey, you're probably a video-game badass!!
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#14
+1 to the blacksmith idea

-1 to MinterMan
WHAT A
HORRIBLE
NIGHT TO
HAVE A
CURSE.
#15
Quote by eGraham
I believe every teacher should have a sword and every school a blacksmith

That gave me the stupidest fucking grin, damn.

If only medieval combat looked as cool as it was romanticized to be, it was brutal either way.
#16
She didn't cut his head off? Boring.
Quote by DisarmGoliath
Facesitting is a violation of freedom of speech, because how can you speak when you have an ass covering your face?
#17
good on her i guess but home self-defense has become a fetish at this point


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#18
Quote by chrismendiola
Imagine you did this for fun.


I used to.. The fighting was fun but some other people took the other stuff WAY too seriously.
#19
I guess chivalry isn't dead
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#20
Quote by Arby911 at #33633725
Just because your weak, pasty, malnourished, basement-tanned body couldn't fight off a preschooler is no reason to jealously attack the skills of others.

But hey, you're probably a video-game badass!!

damn, Arby going in
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#21
Quote by JamSessionFreak
good on her i guess but home self-defense has become a fetish at this point


You say that like its a negative?
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin