Which former Yugoslav state would you most like/least hate to live in?

Poll: best/least worst FYS?
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
1 4%
Croatia
7 29%
Kosovo
1 4%
Montenegro
0 0%
Macedonia
1 4%
Serbia
3 13%
Slovenia
11 46%
Voters: 24.
#1
does anyone even know what countries that is?
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#2
Croatia cuz they filmed Game of Thrones there and it looked pretty.

I met a guy from Kosovo once and he had zero sense of humor.
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#3
I know all of them because my grandparents (Starata and Staromama) were born in Slovenia when it was Italian territory, then saw it become whole again and then came to Australia.

Anyway, Slovenia.
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#4
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I know all of them because my grandparents (Starata and Staromama) were born in Slovenia when it was Italian territory, then saw it become whole again and then came to Australia.

I have a better grasp of it than most people I know because when I did Russian at school my teacher made us label a map of Europe with country names and capitals in Russian and it haunts me to this day
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#5
Slovenia hmu
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#6
huu

I think most of us just want to hang with Jam
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#7
everybody loves jam
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#8
tbf big up jam
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#10
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whatever has the cutest qts

you mean jam?
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#12
Macedonia, according to a 50 year old KFC deleivery driver I used to know its easy to have two maybe three girlfriends.
#15
Slovenia because i think it was one of the ones least affected by the Yugoslav war, plus i could probably go hang with Jamsessionfreak (whos a pretty chill guy), plus its kinda shaped like a chicken
Edit: Wait, is everyone voting Slovenia just because we have a pit regular who happens to live there?
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#16
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Slovenia because i think it was one of the ones least affected by the Yugoslav war, plus i could probably go hang with Jamsessionfreak (whos a pretty chill guy), plus its kinda shaped like a chicken
Edit: Wait, is everyone voting Slovenia just because we have a pit regular who happens to live there?

nope, I'm half Slovenian
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#17
Kosova, because I was born there and my grandfather was the Prime Minister before the war. We were granted political asylum and came to the US before it hit the fan in 98/99. I do have to admit, I've spent a lot of summers there and in Montenegro and I have to say, it's beautiful there as well.
2/17/08 Kosova's independence!!!
#19
Good poll. Not Croatia for sure, they actually have even more Catholic fanatics than us somehow. I haven't been to Macedonia yet so I'm gonna ignore it as well.

I'd definitely give living in Novi Sad, Serbia a chance. Or maybe somewhere close to Sarajevo or Mostar in Bosnia.

I appreciate all the economic, social and organisational luxuries we have over here but I'm growing very tired of the people. Too many plebs with superiority complexes manifested as xenophobia.

Thanks for all of your kind words though.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#20
That bad? I'd have figured Slovenia would probably be the best place to go as far as xenophobia and stuff goes. But then I know absolutely nothing about most Eastern European countries.
#21
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Slovenia because i think it was one of the ones least affected by the Yugoslav war, plus i could probably go hang with Jamsessionfreak (whos a pretty chill guy), plus its kinda shaped like a chicken
Edit: Wait, is everyone voting Slovenia just because we have a pit regular who happens to live there?
.

Not just kinda, we used it as a symbol for tourism for a while and it still comes up in political art and caricatures.







Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#24
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That bad? I'd have figured Slovenia would probably be the best place to go as far as xenophobia and stuff goes. But then I know absolutely nothing about most Eastern European countries.

There is little to no xenophobia towards anyone from the North, East or West*. You'd be quite welcome here.

The far right is still so butthurt by the path we chose in '41 that it fosters an obsessive love of anything German and very horrible views of our southern brothers. Granted they're a small minority of something like 15% but because they're uneducated and stupid rednecks actively mobalized by the church they are often the loudest.

*Except maybe yanks


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#25
Croatia. Slovenia is filled with jackasses.
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#26
edit: ^ can confirm

Also you can probably guess the stance the same people are taking amidst the current refugee crisis.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#27
They welcome them with open arms and would love a little change in the overall demographic of their country?
#28
I fully support eastern countries building a wall to keep out refugees.
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#29
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They welcome them with open arms and would love a little change in the overall demographic of their country?

Yes. They are also absolutely thrilled about their Muslim faith and are already rallying to speed up the building of the first Mosque in Ljubljana. All in all absolutely delightful people.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#31
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*Except maybe yanks


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as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#33
shlovenyeeeee

yeeee
o()o

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#35
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Not a big fan of communism, so neither

they were socialists pre-break up.
A poem.
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