#3
I don't know. Based on everything you said, that sounds pretty crazy.
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Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


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Just barreling dogs and barking trains
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#4
I've worked lots of 14 hour days lately. Crazy but not fun.


Maybe my most crazy/fun recent day involved glitter, cocaine and not much sleep.
#5
Had 5 flights through 5 countries with 5 different airlines the other week, starting at 3am, ending at 6am the next day. That was fun
#6
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Had 5 flights through 5 countries with 5 different airlines the other week, starting at 3am, ending at 6am the next day. That was fun


are you running from the law?

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#7
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Had 5 flights through 5 countries with 5 different airlines the other week, starting at 3am, ending at 6am the next day. That was fun


Which countries? That sounds fun.
#8
Been about two months since I've had a crazy wild day, I'd say I'm long overdue
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#9
Last week, my daughter was kidnapped and held to ransom, so I was forced to call upon a very particular set of skills. Skills gained over a long career, that made me a nightmare for people like them.
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#12
Everyone would think I was making it up, because you can't make up stuff like this.

BTW, not crazy or wild in a good way.
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#14
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I just had a super wild day, let's see how yours compares to mine.


That sounds absolutely nuts, mate. Dunno how anyone could compete..
#15
Hm, I did 25 mg of pharmaceutical amphetamines, then I beat 50ish percent of titan souls while geeked, I jerked off, and I'm gonna browse the internet/play more vidya for the rest of the day.
#17
Just a fancy way of saying adderall.
В словах есть что-то неприличное.
#18
I feel hyper already after taking 10 mg but i couldn't imagine 25 mg. That would be a nightmare; nevertheless, If someone has to deal with severe ADHD, then 25 could be just fine.
#19
I had a super super wild day. I win.
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#20
So
My friend Tonio asks me to take him, his gf NeNe and their 5 yr old son to the flea market.
We get in the car, as soon as we get out of the neighborhood I notice a woman following us.
It's another one of Tonio's gfs, she follows us all the way to the flea market. I pull up right at the front door.
NeNE gets out and the other woman, they fight right in front of the door.

Nene kind of beats her up, then she jumps in the other woman's car and drives off. I won't find this out until later but the other woman had her baby in the car.
So me and Tonio are like wow, let's go smoke that was crazy.
While we are smoking, Nene drives the stolen car back to her house, the other woman somehow gets over there too. Idk exactly what happens there but Nene goes to jail.

So we smoke some more while we wait for word on Nene.
She gets a bunch of charges but they let her out until the court date.
So we go pick her up.
I'm thinking "wow, what a day! glad that's over!"
But it isn't over yet!
We go by Nene's moms house to pick up their other child a 3yr old girl.
But Nene has a bunch of brothers that are straight up thugs, they are blaming Tonio for Nene going to jail and they already didn't like him anyway.

So there's a real tense scene at Nenes mom's house.
Me, Tonio, Nene, and the two kids leave. I let Tonio drive because I'm freaking out kind of.
When we get a mile or two down the road, there's a huge SUV pulls up beside us stuffed with people like a clown car.
Then we see a bunch of guns come out.
Now Im seriously freaking out, the kids in the backseat are freaking out. Nene starts yelling at me with the "you need to stop hanging out with black people" speech.
I look at Tonio's lap and hes holding a gun in his lap. By this point I'm on the verge of peeing in my pants.
The windows roll down and a bunch of shit talking goes down, then we see a police car and everything calms down a bit.
First time ever in my life glad to see a police.
Then we go smoke some more, crazy wild day.
#21
withdrawal from one of my meds. heightened paranoia. disassociation from reality, constant memory loss, mood swings, manic episodes (including rambling, impulsiveness, not being tired, not realising that any of that is happening), and constipation (most notably, a four hour toilet session).
All in one day. An carried through the weekend. was crap.
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#22
Your days were nuts.

I haven't had anything like that since I had a day where I just had a 7 hour panic attack.
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#23
Matched with a girl on tinder

She snaps me nudes and says come over within an hour of talking

Get there and she gives me speed for free

Take way too much and cant get hard

Smoke a bit of ice to get it up

At some point in the night I fist her, and it was awful and not at all like porn, did not enjoy and would not recommend.

She asks if i want to try being pegged, I say yes

She brings out this 9" fucking thing and goes to town on my anus

0/10 would not recommend either

Morning comes and I need to go to work, she gives me her phone number and we talk all day

Turns out shes actually a prostitute and is desperate for me to take her on dates

Thats probably the wildest ive had, was a few weeks ago.
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#24
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I feel hyper already after taking 10 mg but i couldn't imagine 25 mg. That would be a nightmare; nevertheless, If someone has to deal with severe ADHD, then 25 could be just fine.

Even 30 mg XR is still a medical dose, I'm prescribed 20 mg a day mainly for severe anxiety. ADHD is only a secondary reason for prescribing it.

It calms me down.

I can still sleep regularly and eat 3 meals a day on 20-25 mg. I could probably double it without many ill effects, but what I have works fine with what it's prescribed to do.
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#25
Quote by METAL_MAN135
Matched with a girl on tinder

She snaps me nudes and says come over within an hour of talking

Get there and she gives me speed for free

Take way too much and cant get hard

Smoke a bit of ice to get it up

At some point in the night I fist her, and it was awful and not at all like porn, did not enjoy and would not recommend.

She asks if i want to try being pegged, I say yes

She brings out this 9" fucking thing and goes to town on my anus

0/10 would not recommend either

Morning comes and I need to go to work, she gives me her phone number and we talk all day

Turns out shes actually a prostitute and is desperate for me to take her on dates

Thats probably the wildest ive had, was a few weeks ago.

Darwin for ya.
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day