Do you have your parents actual names on your phone list or is it 'mom' 'dad'? *srs*

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#4
It's their names, but Siri knows they're my mom and dad.
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#6
I would think only people who hate their parents would have their real names, I've still never called my mom or dad by their real name .
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#8
With Mom/Dad



And for everyone else, I engrish up their names.

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
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I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
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#14
i was on a first and last name contact kick with my old phone, so i just had names.
ive been lazy on this phone so i went back to mom and dad
#15
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I would think only people who hate their parents would have their real names, I've still never called my mom or dad by their real name .

yea, same


anyway mine are under "Dad" and "Lady" because I like to call her that from that stupid old Loony Toons (or Tiny Toons?) cartoon with the little girl and dog, where the girl is always like "Okay lady." I don't even remember how long ago that started.
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#16
I stopped respecting my parents a long time ago. Hence, I call them by their first names.
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#18
my moms listed in my phone under 'birth giver'
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#21
I have mom and dad. Of course I have changed my own name in their phones to "Jackson The Greatest Son Ever". So there's that.
#23
I called my parents by their first names since I became a teen and my mother was all like "you're not a kid any more so lets stop with this labelling bs"


just keep it to first names on my phone. full names are for business contacts.


saying "my mother" makes me deeply uncomfortable but easiest way to refer to her without saying her name here
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#24
I have "mum" and "dad"
Only plebs spell it as "mom"
I have nothing important to say
#27
Mom and dad, if I find a phone on the side of the road it's usually the numbers I call, because it's usually dipshit kids that lose their phones. I got razrs out the ass from v1-v3 when I was a highschooler and walked everywhere. You get to keep 1, if you save 3, seems fair right? I bet I could snag up iPhones just as much if I still walked everyday.

I've always hated phone plans so basically I'd break the sim card and sell it for 30-50 bucks. Granted the sim card could be worth more, I don't sell private information, I'm not scum.
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I stopped respecting my parents a long time ago. Hence, I call them by their first names.


Please tell me that they have Native American names.
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#29
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I stopped respecting my parents a long time ago. Hence, I call them by their first names.

Considering how you turned out, they don't really deserve respect.
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#30
Just checked and my mother is there under her actual name for some reason. I don't remember why I did that, I don't tend to call her by her name.
#32
I don't call my parents by their names but they are in my phone with their actual names. Everyone at work believes this to be so weird.
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All my relatives names are what I call them, not their actual names.





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With Mom/Dad



And for everyone else, I engrish up their names.



You know, I'm starting to feel like these images are pretty racist.
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#34
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anyway mine are under "Dad" and "Lady" because I like to call her that from that stupid old Loony Toons (or Tiny Toons?) cartoon with the little girl and dog, where the girl is always like "Okay lady." I don't even remember how long ago that started.


I remember that cartoon. Long time ago.
#35
Have never known my dad so obv he isnt in there

And my mom is Poop Lord Joggenheimer.
That's a soft j obv
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#36
ICE Mum, ICE Dad, and Sister.

If I get hit by a car or whatever and they're looking through my phone for people then that makes the most sense. It's a bit impersonal to have my sister down as Sister but makes sense in case someone needed to contact her in an emergency of mine.

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You know, I'm starting to feel like these images are pretty racist.


Honestly they're just annoying and cringey af
#37
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ICE Mum, ICE Dad, and Sister.

If I get hit by a car or whatever and they're looking through my phone for people then that makes the most sense. It's a bit impersonal to have my sister down as Sister but makes sense in case someone needed to contact her in an emergency of mine.


Honestly they're just annoying and cringey af


vanilla...
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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


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#39
I don't have them on my phone, i remember their numbers by heart
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#40
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I don't have them on my phone, i remember their numbers by heart

what if you're in an accident and the people there need to call someone on your behalf because you're unconscious?
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