#2
Your worst thread yet
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#3
This thread looks like shit
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#6
Only yellow bell peppers
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#7
Have you ever noticed how people sometimes describe guitar tone? yeah....
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#8
When your poop feels like it's made entirely of Legos.
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#9
When your poop smells like a dead animal
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#10
Ever feel like you're taking a huge poop, and you suffer through it, heaving and forcing it out, then when you finish it's almost as if a rabbit dropped a few loads in the toilet?
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#11
im bad at describing car stuff. im all like, "yea, when i hit my breaks it sounds like you took a wah pedal and plugged it in backwards, but like, your not david gilmoure and its just like wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
and he's all like

and im like "wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeee"
#12
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Only yellow bell peppers

So you agree
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#13
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So you agree


If we are talking specifically yellow ones, yes.

Green and red ones taste like sex, though.
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i feel like you have an obsession with aubrey plaza.


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#14
Quote by Guitar0player
Have you ever noticed how people sometimes describe guitar tone? yeah....

Especially when they describe it as something like "Syrupy" or "Tasty".

I mean, go eat if you're hungry.....
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#15
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Especially when they describe it as something like "Syrupy" or "Tasty".

I mean, go eat if you're hungry.....


"Velvety..."


Uhh....
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#16
tastes like chicken...
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#17
what if I describe my bass tone as punchy?
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#18
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what if I describe my bass tone as punchy?


It makes me wanna punch you.

Says the guy who says his bass tone is "meaty".
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#19
Jokes on you, punchy's from Rickenbacker's website
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#20
Quote by Pastafarian96
Jokes on you, punchy's from Rickenbacker's website


Jokes on you, Rickenbacker are a bunch of pretentious assholes!
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#21
Quote by Pastafarian96
Jokes on you, punchy's from Rickenbacker's website

Also, guitar retailers are usually the worst at dreaming up creative words for guitar tone.

Also, see this
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#23
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When trying to explain what size something is and saying it quadruples.

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#24
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Have you ever noticed how people sometimes describe guitar tone? yeah....


"ball crushing"
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#25
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Jokes on you, Rickenbacker are a bunch of pretentious assholes!

Well duh.

Still orgasming over a 4003 though.
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#26
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Well duh.

Still orgasming over a 4003 though.


Get a custom built copy. Cheaper and far more sturdy.
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