#1
What if Hitler hated Jewish people because he spent his entire life dodging assassination attempts by time traveling Jewish people?
#2
Fun fact: Hitler had a Jewish doctor who saved his life and Hitler liked him even though he knew he was a Jew.

It doesn't have much to do with the hypothetical, but wasn't that fun?
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#3
What if Hitler lived on the West Bank
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#6
Turns out his stache was the result of a sniper bullet grazing his upper lip.
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#7
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Turns out his stache was the result of a sniper bullet grazing his upper lip.

I thought it was because he had some glue there while he was sniffing a dogs asshole.
#8
One of Hitler's military superiors was also a Jew who recommended him for some kinda medal, and later Hitler gave him a special exception when the Nazis were just starting to crack down on Jews.
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One of Hitler's military superiors was also a Jew who recommended him for some kinda medal, and later Hitler gave him a special exception when the Nazis were just starting to crack down on Jews.

...what happened after that?
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#10
He emigrated. Happy ending for everybody.
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#11
Well, not for everybody
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What if Hitler hated Jewish people because he spent his entire life dodging assassination attempts by time traveling Jewish people?

I used to say something extremely similar to this as a joke in high school.

Goddamn was I a cunt
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I used to say something extremely similar to this as a joke in high school.

Goddamn was I a cunt


I think a lot of people were cvnts in school, its just what being an edgey teenager is all about
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#15
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if your son grew up to be hitler would you love him

But he never visits, never calls. A simple card, or a letter for my birthday. It's not much to ask, is it? His mother worries, you see. She wanted him to be a doctor, or a lawyer. Even a dentist. But politics?

Oy gevalt, it's like we don't even know our son anymore. I feel like such a schmuck.
#16
"Klara Hitler, come with me if you want to live".
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#18
Pretty sure Hitler himself had nothing against Jews, he just needed a scapegoat, someone to unite people in hating
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Pretty sure Hitler himself had nothing against Jews, he just needed a scapegoat, someone to unite people in hating

well, one part of it is due to being ridiculed by Jews when he was an artist in Vienna, so not entirely a scapegoat.
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