#1
Alex the seal - The Bangles
It's a long way to the shop (If you want a sausage roll) - AC/DC
"I'll never leave your pizza burnin'" - The Rolling Stones
"There's a bathroom on the right" - Creedence Clearwater Revival
Secret Asian man - Johnny Waters
"Last night I wanked off some dago" - Madonna
Makin' Carrot Biscuits - Bachman Turner Overdrive.

Misheard song lyrics, post 'em here.

inb4 Wrapped up like a douche.
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#3
excuse me while i kiss this guy
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#4
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Mondegreen. Didn't know there was a word for this.

Ye Highlands and ye Lowlands,
Oh, where hae ye been?
They hae slain the Earl o' Moray,
And Lady Mondegreen


The last line should be laid him on the green. Hence the term was born.
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#6
"Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove" - Robert Palmer
"Scare a Moose, scare a Moose, will you do the fake Dingo?" - Queen
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#9
Or that Cranberries song "Eeyah ehhh eeyah ehhh donkeys donkeys".
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how do you ban people from posting in your threads?

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You don't

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"Why are we here?"


"Plastic... asshole."
#15
Quote by Skullivan
"Season ticket" sounds like "She's a n*gger"

I'm sorry, that's just how I've always heard it.

That figures. No one is surprised.
Free Ali
#17
mama i'm sure a don hananan messaround

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That figures. No one is surprised.



no one's gonna know or care about this one:
Night Birds - Failed Species (chorus heard as "The Feces")

The Germs - Lexicon Devil "gicky gicky urine, gicky gicky your wine"
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