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#1
....and asked for a KitKat.

She got 4 fingers.


Give me your feminist jokes.
RIP Tom Searle.
#3
You want a bad joke, how bout the incidence of sexual assault on our nation's college campuses.
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#4
Quote by MH400
....and asked for a KitKat.

She got 4 fingers.


Give me your feminist jokes.

That's not even the format of the joke though
#5
I don't get it...

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#6
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#9
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You want a bad joke, how bout the incidence of sexual assault on our nation's college campuses.


Sounds hot. Where do I sign up?
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#12
i never cared to pay attention to feminism in order to get this joke
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#14
Yeah noone else is going to post any jokes here until you actually explain your joke.
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#15
i think it might be a weird play on this

not sure though.

superman is killing himself tonight
#16
That joke sucks.
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#17
*Gong
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#18
Who walks into a store and asks for a chocolate bar? They're right by the checkout line.
#19
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R at #33643986
Sounds hot. Where do I sign up?

You want hot, how bout we put the heat on domestic abuse in this country.
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#20
This would make more sense if it was more like "A white lady came into a store in the US and paid for a Kit-Kat, then opened the package to only find 3 sticks inside. Later a Latina came into the same store and paid for a Kit-Kat, then opened the package to find merely 2."
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#22
feminists are not funny unless they are tina fey and she is a superhero

(this is a lie but you have to be into some pretty dark humor)
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#23
A feminist walks into a shop where she is offered a job with lower pay than her male coworkers even though they're doing the same job.

ba dum tish, America.
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#24
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feminists are not funny unless they are tina fey and she is a superhero

(this is a lie but you have to be into some pretty dark humor)

but tina fey is a superhero
superman is killing himself tonight
#25
that part is true
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#26
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This would make more sense if it was more like "A white lady came into a store in the US and paid for a Kit-Kat, then opened the package to only find 3 sticks inside. Later a Latina came into the same store and paid for a Kit-Kat, then opened the package to find merely 2."


This is like the anti-joke apple I love it
#27
Quote by ErikLensherr
A feminist walks into a shop where she is offered a job with lower pay than her male coworkers even though they're doing the same job.

ba dum tish, America.


But that's illegal.
#28
Look at all these dumb as fuck yanks not getting this joke lmao
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#29
I-I don't get it

EDIT: oh

idk is that a feminist issue so much as someone getting fisted
they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa
#31
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Look at all these dumb as fuck yanks not getting this joke lmao
Pretty sure most of the people not getting it aren't yanks, including me. Care to explain it?
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#32
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Look at all these dumb as fuck yanks not getting this joke lmao

i'm not sure if i don't get it or if it's not that funny in the first place.

explain pls.
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#34
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Pretty sure most of the people not getting it aren't yanks, including me. Care to explain it?

Farmer Ben, of Urban Dictionary writes,

"Whilst fingering a girl/woman, kit-katting is the act of getting two fingers up her snatch and two up her bum. this resembles a 4-fingered KitKat in half. This maneuovre is quite complex and is most likely to be performed on a slut or someone quite loose. The best method would be to breach the anus first, as this is the most difficult part, then proceed to her fanny. Not confirmed if this is pleasurable or just weird."


How a sexual maneuver is at odds with a mental construct such as feminism is still a mystery to me. Perhaps MH400 was simply going for shock value, and hoping no one would notice the disconnect. Or, more likely, he was hinting at this:

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#35
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Farmer Ben, of Urban Dictionary writes

Mate that's called the Spocker.
#36
I always forget "fanny" doesn't just mean "butt" to us non-yanks. I read this

The best method would be to breach the anus first, as this is the most difficult part, then proceed to her fanny.


and thought "wait 4 FINGERS IN THE BUTT NOOOOO"
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#38
Quote by Rossenrot at #33644428
But that's illegal.

Sing it, sister.
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#39
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That's what laws are. Words on paper.


And that's all they are.
Hence my post.
#40
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And that's all they are.
Hence my post.


What you're saying sounds like it's a point, but you're really not making a point at all. Certainly didn't warrant this thread being bumped.
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