Poll: Poo or Orgasm?
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View poll results: Poo or Orgasm?
poo
3 14%
orgasm
18 82%
I like scat porn so
1 5%
Voters: 22.
#1
Have you ever had a poo that is almost as good as, if not better, than an orgasm?


also something something freud
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#2
It's moments like these that make me wish Brad hadn't deleted that one thread where he had to poo and held it in soo hard that he ended up jizzing his pants.
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#3
all

the

time
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#4
Anyone who votes poo has clearly never had a proper orgasm in their life.
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#5
there is no jerk off session that is anticipated in a stronger, more desperate way than holding in a hot indian food dump while stuck in traffic with 20 minutes to destination.
#6
^this guy gets it
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Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#7
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there is no jerk off session that is anticipated in a stronger, more desperate way than holding in a hot indian food dump while stuck in traffic with 20 minutes to destination.

i think i almost woke up my dad and his gf laughing at this.
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#8
Na, but hey, top question bro. Top question.
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#9
^I wanted to make a thinly veiled attack on trans people but i just wasn't feeling it, ykno?
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Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#11
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^I wanted to make a thinly veiled attack on trans people but i just wasn't feeling it, ykno?


Hmm, nice one. Got any more inspiring questions running through that complex, once-in-a-generation brain of yours?
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#12
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Excuse me?

he said,

Have you ever had a poo that is almost as good as, if not better, than an orgasm?


also something something freud
#13
buy a butt toy and anal douche.

"pleasurable" pooping becomes a joke.
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~ Bill Watterson


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#14
Orgasm by a mile
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#15
No


Peeing after having to hold it in for a long time feels better than taking a crap anyway.
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#17
orgasm vs. sneezing

go

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#20
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buy a butt toy and anal douche.

"pleasurable" pooping becomes a joke.

no dude its not even the physical sensation its the mental relief of just barely making it back safe
#21
poops are only good if they are easy and quick
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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