#1
A man who self-identifies as a parrot has his ears cut off to look more like a parrot:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11935421/Whos-a-pretty-boy-then-Man-cuts-off-his-ears-to-look-like-a-parrot.html

He added: "I went to the supermarket the other day and when I went in I said 'blimey it's so windy out there it blew my ears off and everybody had a chuckle.


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#2
He looks nothing like a parrot.
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#3
The split tongue thing has always creeped me out.

Other than that, that's some pretty awesome tattoo work. Can't imagine how the "horn" piercings (I'd assumed they're piercings) on his head are put there.
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#4
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The split tongue thing has always creeped me out.

Other than that, that's some pretty awesome tattoo work. Can't imagine how the "horn" piercings (I'd assumed they're piercings) on his head are put there.

I'm guessing some kind of small plate/anchor thingy under the skin which the horns can be screwed on to?
#5
But he doesn't look like a cowardly dog at all!
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#7


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#8
Aw I love when body mod freaks are so cute about the whole thing

(and from whom I've met, they often are... I am living with half of the staff of the tattoo parlor I go to and they are so kind and the best roommates)
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#10
the guy at the end slamming the surgery is a hypocritical knobhead and a half.
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#11
What kind of doctor cuts off someone's ears with no medical reason to do so?

Oh well, think it's an odd thing, especially for a 56 year old, but whatever. I'd have just covered my ears with like, latex and make-up.
#12
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What kind of doctor cuts off someone's ears with no medical reason to do so?
If you were a doctor and this dude walked in and offered you piles of cash for cutting his ears off, would you not accept?
Also he doesn't look anything like a parrot
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What kind of doctor cuts off someone's ears with no medical reason to do so?

He probably got paid duh.


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#14
Yeah but did his insurance cover it? I mean, it really should, would be a crime not to.
#15
MLK didn't die for this.
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#17
good for him I guess.
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#19
wat a ******
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#21
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But he doesn't look like a cowardly dog at all!

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#22
This is what narcissism looks like.
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#23
their pronouns are squawk and caw.


caw is doing what caw wants, so don't judge squawk
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#24
South Park made an episode about this. I think they were wrong about it.
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