#1
Hello Pitters. It's been a while.

I have a multitude of feels. Too many feels. I would really appreciate it if yous guys posted some pictures of funny cats or whatever to cheer me up.

How are you?

Hahahahahahahahahah hahahaha har har har
#5





Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#7
Quote by EpiExplorer
-unbearable cuteness-

That's the best thing ive ever seen <3 <3
Hahahahahahahahahah hahahaha har har har
#8
Quote by Baby Joel



I hope that one day, when humanity is gone, the only remnants that another sentient species will find of our history will be these comics.
SGT. HARTMAN: Where in hell are you from anyway, Private?
COWBOY: Sir, Texas, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: Holy dogshit! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down!! Do you suck dicks!?
COWBOY: Sir, no, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: Are you a peter-puffer!?
COWBOY: Sir, no, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around! I'll be watching you!!
#9
In the past 48 hours:

-yelled at my best friend and made her cry so badly i was worried id never hear from her again
-got in a fucking terrible car accident and wrote off the company car, guy who tboned me is in hospital
-hurt my shoulder in gym
-received a very large speeding fine unrelated to crash
-ran game on two girls from a dating site im going to see tonight at separate times for hookups
-did NOT get fired
-friend told me she loves me, understands i yelled at her because i fucking miss her and she misses me too
-went to pub for lunch with bosses, all find crash very amusing and are not angry

It gets better. Everything balances out; especially when you make your own luck.
Quote by element4433
One time I watched a dog lick his own dick for twenty minutes.

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My genitals dangle limply in disgust and annoyance.
#10
Quote by METAL_MAN135
In the past 48 hours:

-yelled at my best friend and made her cry so badly i was worried id never hear from her again
-got in a fucking terrible car accident and wrote off the company car, guy who tboned me is in hospital
-hurt my shoulder in gym
-received a very large speeding fine unrelated to crash
-ran game on two girls from a dating site im going to see tonight at separate times for hookups
-did NOT get fired
-friend told me she loves me, understands i yelled at her because i fucking miss her and she misses me too
-went to pub for lunch with bosses, all find crash very amusing and are not angry

It gets better. Everything balances out; especially when you make your own luck.

'Straya

TS I'm in a shitty state myself but:

Yass
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day