#1
My 86 year old dad called to bullshit. We talked about football then I bragged about my new guitar. Dad told me that his friend was looking for a Gibson guitar. I said "oh? I'd be careful, I've heard there might be some problems with some of their new models". Dad said "Oh...well Randy says he'd like to buy an OLD Gibson. Cheap." I started laughing and told my dad "I'd like Jesus to come down from Heaven and hand me a bag full of gold doubloons. I'd like Halle Berry to show up naked on my doorstep and shower me with blowjobs. Something tells me your buddy is going to be severely disappointed".

So...is my dad's friend a bit too optimistic?
Last edited by TobusRex at Oct 22, 2015,
#2
Halle Berry circa whatever year Swordfish was, for sure.
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#3
Tools are tools. You can have the greatest equipment in the world and still be a shit composer with no original melodies/counterpoint of your own to bask in. That is really the only reason to be disappointed: having a useless mind.
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TS vying for Worst Thread against lyle

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#6
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It depends on what he means by "old."


From the conversation I'd guess Dad was talking 70's or earlier. The funny thing is his friend knows about Gibson being a good brand, but also thinking that because it's old it's going to be CHEAP
#7
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Halle Berry circa whatever year Swordfish was, for sure.


Circa 1985-2015 would suit me fine
#11
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Does it have auto tuners?


Hey! Don't go getting picky on me, you asked for an old, cheap Gibson, that's what I provided...

You should pick it up just for the amusement value!!
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#12
You know, a lot of that will buff right out.
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#14
you've got jesus coming down from heaven an gold dubloons is all you hope for?

and what if halle berry isn't giving you a blowjob but rather showering you with bj's she's giving to your dad?

you have a lack of vision my friend
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#15
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You talked about blowjobs and naked women to your 86 year old dad?

How is that different from people talking about what they'd do if they were president or whatever, when the only thing they'd ever be president of is the dork club?
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You talked about blowjobs and naked women to your 86 year old dad?


You think my 86 year old daddy is easily shocked?