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#1
Random topic, but I have a couple friends who can take hour long showers and I'm not sure how. I'm usually in and out in 15 minutes or less.
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#2
I'm an alpha male, I can take showers in under 2 minutes.
But if I'm with my gf I can shower for half an hour
#4
I think The Pit already discussed this recently. It takes me like a minute or two unless I'm manscaping. Many people took like 10+ minutes and you gotta wonder, ya know?
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#5
5 minutes and less.

Back in the army it used to freak people out.
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#7
less than five minutes, only hits fiveminutes or longer if i don't want to wake up
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#8
depends. if I'm not washing my hair, 5 minutes or less. if I'm washing my hair, I usually shave my legs as well, so 15-20 minutes
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#10
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Start
30 seconds rinse
60 seconds applying shampoo/lather
90 seconds rinse
30 seconds applying facial wash
30 seconds rinse
60 apply shower gel
30 rinse
End


What about when you have sex
#11
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5-10 minutes

yea
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#12
at this point I sit down and stare at the floor and FEEL THE GLORIOUS WARM WATER

but i get up at 5:30 and the house is very cold so there's a degree of reality denial present
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#13
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Start
30 seconds rinse
60 seconds applying shampoo/lather
90 seconds rinse
30 seconds applying facial wash
30 seconds rinse
60 apply shower gel
30 rinse
End

Those are some oddly specific times
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#15
12 Minutes. Occasionally less, seldom more.

Relaxation is for hut tub/spas, showers are for getting clean.
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#17
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^But how can anything be more relaxing than standing up and staring at a wall and/or shower curtain?

staring at the floor

I don't have the energy to be holding my head up
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#19
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12 Minutes. Occasionally less, seldom more.

Relaxation is for hut tub/spas, showers are for getting clean.
That's a long shower m8

you can shower way faster than that

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#21
About 10 mins.

Takes me longer to both have a shave and do my hair afterwards.
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#22
30-50 minutes. I'm usually tired and my house is cold as all fuck so I take my time.
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#23
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30-50 minutes. I'm usually tired and my house is cold as all fuck so I take my time.

Yeah but you'd be even colder as soon as you get out
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#24
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Yeah but you'd be even colder as soon as you get out

Nah, given long enough the room steams up so it's a bit warmer and less evaporatey.
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#25
if i have a lot of free time, usually around 5-10 min

if i have to go to work,school, whatever

usually 2-3 min.

1 min hot water scrub my body and rinse
1 min cold water scrub my body and rinse

fking LOL at dumbazzes who waste water/time in the shower fapping, singing, relaxing...
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#27
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i don't live in a third world country where i have to worry about wasting water


I live in the U.S.
And i'm not anywhere close to being poor either.

But i hate getting a $300 + water bill, just because someone in my household wants to spend 2 hours singing in the shower like an idiot every day.
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#28
maybe it's just better (and worse) in my case because while i do spend 20-30 minutes showering, i'm a disgusting fuck who only showers once a week anyway
#30
I can easily take a shower in 5 minutes if I really want to, but I usually just stand there under the super comfortable warm water for about half hour normally. Waste of water? Sure. Do I care? lolnah
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#31
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I live in the U.S.
And i'm not anywhere close to being poor either.

But i hate getting a $300 + water bill, just because someone in my household wants to spend 2 hours singing in the shower like an idiot every day.

lol @ metered water
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#33
The shower itself probably takes 5 minutes, tops, unless I am trimming.

In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
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#34
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The shower itself probably takes 5 minutes, tops, unless I am trimming.

In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

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it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#35
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#36
Takes me about 10 minutes. Around 15 if I'm tired.

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I'm an alpha male, I can take showers in under 2 minutes.
But if I'm with my gf I can shower for half an hour


According to your gf, you got those backwards, bud.
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#37
When I was 15-18 and I first started growing my hair out, a full shower would generally take me 45-60 minutes. There was the occasional dolphin-flogging occurring every now and again, though.

But now that I'm all growed up and no longer disperse of my knuckle children in the shower, I can usually be in and it of the shower in about 15 minutes. Although, to be honest, I only take a full shower (hair and body) three or four times a week, because any more than that isn't really healthy and can take a toll on your hair and skin.
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#38
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^But how can anything be more relaxing than standing up and staring at a wall and/or shower curtain?


Not standing up is a good start.

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#40
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Usually 2 minutes. There's a drought on son

Only in scabby, worthless parts of the world.
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