Poll: how much to suck dick
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View poll results: how much to suck dick
<$1/~£0.65/~€0,90
13 21%
<$10/~£6.5/~€90
2 3%
<$100/~£65/~€900
4 6%
<$1,000/~£650/~€9.000
8 13%
<$10,000/~£6,500/~€90.000
10 16%
<$100,000/~£65,000/~€900.000
12 19%
<$1,000,000/~£650,000/~€9.000.000
4 6%
<$1,000,000,000/~£650,000,000/~€9.000.000.000
0 0%
<$1,000,000,000,000/~£650,000,000,000/~€9.000.000.000.000
1 2%
>$1,000,000,000,000/~£650,000,000,000/~€9.000.000.000.000
9 14%
Voters: 63.
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#1
Fixed.

really the question is whether you're a practical person or not

rules:
  • the dick is well-maintained, clean and free from infections
  • the dick is bigger than yours (if applicable) but not so large as to present a significant choking hazard. if, like baby joel probably, your dick is already big enough to present a significant choking hazard, the dick will be smaller than yours so as to allow for safe sucking
  • you don't have to do a decent job of it, you just have to keep at it until T: +0:00:00
  • you have to swallow
  • it's not somebody you know
  • answer with the minimum acceptable payment
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#2
Where's the "no" option.
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#3
What penalty does demanding more money have? If you're going to suck a dick, you may as well ask for as much money as possible. What sense does it make to ask for less if anon is willing to pay you the maximum amount?
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#4
did you really just remake the same thread except with a public poll

you realize you're going to get less honest answers this way right

way to ruin things you ruiner
ggg1 ggg3

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#5
$0


I'm not a prostitute.


if I like the penis I'll do it without exchanging money.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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#6
oh no public poll
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#7
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did you really just remake the same thread except with a public poll

you realize you're going to get less honest answers this way right

way to ruin things you ruiner

This information belongs to the public not just our russian overlords
#11
There isn't enough money in the world to make me suck a dick
I have nothing important to say
#13
And swallow? Fuck that.
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#16
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$35, $50 if you want extra hand action.

Damn youre lazy
#19
chose £65K because it's the lowest amount that I'd find particularly useful/desirable
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#20
really bored at work but not bored enough to come up with a thread like this. k33 you need to get out more
#21
Oh god the swallowing is what makes it.

Itd probably be more than 1k but not all the way at 10k. Then again I say that but going through with it is a different story. But I need the money... guess I better.....

Suck it up.

#22
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chose 65K because it's the lowest amount that I'd find particularly useful/desirable

this is a very sensible attitude towards blowjobs

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really bored at work but not bored enough to come up with a thread like this. k33 you need to get out more

eh fwiw this is a ~1am thread so that's my excuse. could i get an answer please?
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#24
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There isn't enough money in the world to make me suck a dick


I'm certain that there is, it would just have to be paid to someone else. It would likely be cheaper than you think.
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#26
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extra hand action - probably up the butt

what'll you do for $100?
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#28
wun sen
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#29
enough for a new car... I could use a new car so if thats what i gotta do so be it
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#30
I'd suck a dick for a new car no problem

I mean a new car though like the Mazda I want not like a '97 Camry or something
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#33
If I had to, can I be really stinking drunk when I do it?
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#34
I'm pretty drunk nw

coincidence??????
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#36
I'm trying to imagine my self with a dick in my mouth. Nothing against people with dicks in their mouths but I'm struggling to picture this look on my self.
#37
350 tokens
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#38
Nice

Extra 50 to see feet
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