#1
Here's what I have:

Obese-i-o's
Honey Clusters of Bunches
Super Inflated Rice Puffs

Now you try
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#2
fortified grain and maize flakes.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#3
Rice bubbles: Snap crackle and pop your clogs from your bones breaking from your intense weight on your legs snapping and cracking your shins as you fall down the stairs you fat fuck.

Do I sound like Nicole Arbour yet?
A poem.
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I can out-bore you any day
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#4
D's Nuts
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#5
African-American Pebbles
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#6
Cannabis flakes, why not?

I really hope they don't do away with cartoon mascots for cereal boxes, I would be devestated.
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You don't

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"Why are we here?"


"Plastic... asshole."
#7
Hashtag Honey-bites

"Something is trending in your mouth"
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#10
Feminist Flakes

A mouthful of equality

longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one freight car
#12
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Hashtag Honey-bites

"Something is trending in your mouth"


10/10 would start my day with.
#13
Honey Slits
Brownflakes
Rice Crusties
Coke-o-Pops
Corn Hexagons
Sweetballs
Fluff Puffs
Wowzers
#14
Doc Choc
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#16
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pretty unrelated but i've always thought that "captain crunch" would make a rad wrestler name

It's the name of a guy who hacks telephone networks, but that's not as cool.
#19
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African-American Pebbles


Negr-O's
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#20
Cardoard-Os. Certified organic* cardboard.

Only £999.99 per 500g. Bring your own packaging.
I personally stole the cardboard from a Whole Foods, so you know it's Organic
#22
marlin brand-o's
fish flavoured cheerios
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#23
Mike Tyson's Wheat Punchies
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#24
-Fruity (but in no way a slur towards homosexual men) Pebbles

- Pimp Chocula

- Rice (definately not aimed at the Asian demographic) Krispies

- Honey (in no way a term of sexual harassment) Combs

- Kix (in no way promoting violence or kicking anyone)

Trix (in no way promoting dishonesty or tricking anyone)