In this thread we discuss times our brains have failed and we have forgotten extremely important things

I myself was just about to go to bed (at 2:30am) and then I remembered that I had 500ml worth of Doom Bar in a glass on my windowsill, hidden behind the curtains. It had been sat there, waiting to be drunk for about 3 hours

Tell me of your memory failings, Pit. Give me something to do as I drink this poor, neglected drink.
I have nothing important to say
I forgot to go to jury duty once. Didn't get fined or anything though, the courthouse didn't seem to care.
I have literally forgotten to hand assignments in THAT I HAVE COMPLETED for more than two months before.

My ability to remember these things is crap
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
I forget something every day. It only takes me seconds to forget too.
1. You're surfing the internet.
2. You're browsing through the UG forums.
3. You're reading now.
5. You didn't notice that there was no #4.
6. You just checked it.
7. Now you're having a lil smile.

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You Sir, have the best signature like ever!
This one time we were playing cards and I forgot to bring the beer.

I've probably forgotten more important stuff but I don't remember what it was.

Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
Everything, all of the fucking time.

It's honestly that bad. Take a trip to the store for example:
I forget to buy something. Note to self: make a list next time.
I forget to make a list. Note to self: seriously, make a bloody list next time.
After a long while I might finally manage to make a list. Get to the store--wait, where's that list?
Several tries later: Get to the store, do my shopping, get home--oh balls... didn't check the list and of course I forgot the toilet paper.

24 years in and I still haven't the faintest idea how my mind works.
Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?'
Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; man got to tell himself he understand.

I keep forgetting my age cos I haven't had to say it for like 5 years
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect

My mum's birthday......
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
Pretty much any piece of important paperwork with a deadline.
To live.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae wa mou

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I couldn't confidently tell you how old any other members of my family are. I could make an educated guess for some.
Never. I'm a genius
"Being honest may not get you a lot of friends, but it'll always get you the right ones."