#1
I was driving into Chicago to musical repair place I believe it was on Polaski. Cop stopped me. I was young had long tangled hair I was driving an old piece of crap so I fit the profile for a drug pusher or mule.
He told me to step out of the car and put my hands on the hood. I leisurely walked over to the front of the car and stood straight up and rested my hands on the hood .

That wasn't good enough so he reached over, grabbed me by the scrotum and the testicles physically picked me up in the air my feet were dangling in midair. And pulled me back and spread my legs for proper search procedure. He found no drugs nothing I was completely legal. I was let go.

Now that I think about it he was probably hoping for a reaction so he could beat to shit out of me and throw me a jail. He seemed really pissed off. I was another sack of potatoes he had to deal with. Like that.
#5
Sounds like you've got the beginnings of a gay porn story...
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#6
I'm sorry that you had to go through that traumatizing experience.

I don't think any guy would like his junk grabbed like that.
#7
Quote by grouchpunk08
I'm sorry that you had to go through that traumatizing experience.

I don't think any guy would like his junk grabbed like that.

no PTS no physical damage. It's like the song says,.. Nothing ever got to me.
Now somebody says something mean to me I get upset I'm so sensitive.
#9
Guess he... COPPED A FEEL.

I'm hilarious.

Srsly though, that cop sounded like a dick. They don't have guns in Scotland so he probably would've had the crap beaten out of him. Well, depending on how drunk and reasonable and how reasonable when drunk this hypothetical Scotsman is.
#10
Quote by sasquatchjosh96
Guess he... COPPED A FEEL.

I'm hilarious.

Srsly though, that cop sounded like a dick. They don't have guns in Scotland so he probably would've had the crap beaten out of him. Well, depending on how drunk and reasonable and how reasonable when drunk this hypothetical Scotsman is.

that is a good one
#11
yope, has like every possible scenario in human existence already happened to you? do you live in and travel through multiple realities and experience them all simultaneously so that it seems to you that you have done everything?


pls say yes
#12
I'm pretty sure the cop was just looking for an excuse to bang you, Yope
Bang you. Not bang you up.
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#14
Quote by M00NAGEDAYDREAM
was he cute?

at the time I was quite young so he seemed kind of old like 50 ish and grouchy. I remember him making a disgusted sort of growling sound the sound somebody makes when they're impatient when I did properly assume the position and he grabbed me. Like I was supposed to know and I've been through that before.