Poll: so?
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sitting
31 60%
standing
18 35%
i don't wipe after chitting, because im a caveman
3 6%
Voters: 52.
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#1
Well?

Personaly I stand, how can you sit down and wipe your ass? And also if your sitting and wiping your ass how can you check the paper to see if your almost cleaned up without having to worry about hitting the side of the toilet or somewhere and smearing it all over?
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#2
basic motor functions
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#3
How the fuck do you stand when your wipe your arse your cheeks would clench together and it'd be a mare to get it out
#4
i didn't realise this was a choice people made why would you stand up to wipe your ass does your toilet paper have the stars and stripes on it or something?
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#5
i do a sumo warmup routine with a soft towel. i bin the towel immediately after, so I end up burning through money pretty quickly.
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#7
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How the fuck do you stand when your wipe your arse your cheeks would clench together and it'd be a mare to get it out

You kinda lean forward. It's all in the hips.
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#9
I'm somewhere between standing and sitting, like a lean as mentioned before. I ain't gonna try and stick my hand under my bony arse whilst sitting down. I'd probably end up stabbing it lol.
#10
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#11
Better question:

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#12
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Better question:



Srsly, over. Under is just way too inconvenient. Further reach, rubbing the paper against the wall when taking a sheet.
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#13
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#15
why in hell would you stand up to wipe

that makes no sense whatsoever
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#18
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why in hell would you stand up to wipe

that makes no sense whatsoever

Hey, some people just want to spread shit all over the place and watch the world burn.
#19
standing to wipe?

is this something that mtgow do?

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#21
Handstand wipe
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#22
Neither. I squat.

I don't even understand the bodily mechanics of wiping while sitting anyway.
#23
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how is this genuinely something people differ on what the fuck



I remember we had similar things on whether people scrunch or fold their toilet paper.


(folding is the correct way, scrunching is for wasteful scumbags)
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#24
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over, like no competition



yeah over for sure.

doesn't even need explaining why under sucks.
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#25
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I remember we had similar things on whether people scrunch or fold their toilet paper.


(folding is the correct way, scrunching is for wasteful scumbags)

who would scrunch like for real that's a proper caveman thing
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#26
^

Folding strikes me as putting in too much effort for the task at hand. I mean, you're wiping your ass, not folding laundry
#27
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Folding strikes me as putting in too much effort for the task at hand. I mean, you're wiping your ass, not folding laundry



scrunching wastes toilet paper.


and putting aside stuff about "the environment" or whatever, constantly buying toilet paper is annoying.


also scrunching has good chance of missing spots/getting it on your hands because you're just rubbing a messy ball back there, unless you make really big balls, which prob make your toilet clog.
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#29
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Really we should adopt the middle eastern model and use bidets or whatever

for sure that's a luxury shit
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#30
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for sure that's a luxury shit


I've seen a few muslims just put jugs for water in the toilet instead (public toilets too)

I didn't really know about that until I started working in my current place where there is a lot of muslim workers and kept seeing random jugs sitting next to the toilet in the stalls. figured it was just lazy cleaners.

some point it came up in casual conversation that it was for butt rinsing (some guy was saying he couldn't go mosque because he hadn't washed his junk that day and another guy was like "use the jug then")
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#31
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some point it came up in casual conversation that it was for butt rinsing (some guy was saying he couldn't go mosque because he hadn't washed his junk that day and another guy was like "use the jug then")


How does that work though? That doesn't strike me as being sanitary
#32



it's on 3 sea shells level mystery to me but I never really cared to find out.
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#33
Why the fuck would anyone stand? I've learnt some interesting things about people's toilet habits lately in The Pit.
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#34
I start sitting down and work my way up to a half stand position. This really spreads the cheeks for full cleanliness.

I should also add I spread my cheeks wide as possible to allow for a clean-shit.

Good question.
#35
And as a fun tidbit I came across this while pooping. In fact, I haven't even gotten started because I got distracted. Still sitting here. Time to get to business.
#36
Most of the time sitting, but the upstairs bathroom in my house has the toilet really close to the wall so its hard to get my really long arms around to the back, so on occasion, as toilet placement dictates, I have to stand.
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#37
So a number of cultures say "bathroom" when referring to the toilet, even though there's quite often no bath in there. I know it's a polite euphemism but that always struck me as weird. I'm not going to bathe, I'm going to do poos and wees in the toilet.

Anyway, I shit sitting down, and I remain that way until my butthole is clean. If you just lean forward a bit it's quite simple. I stopped wiping standing up when I learned how to use a grown-up toilet.

And as for the Over or Under question, I'm an advocate for Over. But riddle me this: why do they put the pretty coloured embossed patterns (you know, like on luxury 3-ply stuff) on the outside if when you fold it they end up on the inside? That's the best argument I can think of for going Under.
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#38
i sit, but sometimes I have to stand because my legs have gone numb and i need to move them a bit before sitting back down while i get pins and needles and spaz out for a bit
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#40
I sit and fold
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