#1
who has had partners with weird-ass kinks?

i had a gf who was well into lactation and i guess that's probably not that out there but she went about like actually researching the practical elements of adult nursing relationships it was kinda unnerving when she brought it up
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#2
i like vore
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#3
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#4
my ex wanted to eventually try a strap-on on a dude. Not sure where that falls on the weirdness scale, but it doesn't seem too crazy
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#5
I was seeing a girl once who wanted me to give her 30 tokens to see her feet

weird
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#7
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yea i love getting cuckolded
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#8
The first girl I ever slept with was into knives and cutting. She just had a ridiculous collection of knives.

I was scared shitless of her, although she was hot.
#9
Blode, step out of your comfort zone for once. Sheesh.
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#10
see this is why i said partners i don't wanna know that shit about the sort of mandem that populate this site
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#11
see this is also why i said partners i don't wanna know that shit about the sort of mandem that populate this site

axel peace to you but like hold yours nahmean?
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#12
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wat

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nah+mean

anyway what i'm saying is that talking about exes is gossip but like knowing that stuff about people on the forum gets weird real quick
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#14
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#16
I've had things go up my butt when the only other person present was a girl.

One girl tried to make me eat the semen she just got out of me with her hand.

There's more but I'm not fucking posting them.
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#17
Any butt play is off-limits
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#19
Ask a guy in tech support how much girl on dog porn there is on the average females computer.


No, really, go do it now.

This thread's full of sheltered nerds, you haven't had enough sex until you get pleasure from having a q-tip inserted into your urethra.


Come to think of it I don't most of you have had more than 3 partners.


You're all making me look like the weird one.
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#20
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Ask a guy in tech support how much girl on dog porn there is on the average females computer.


No, really, go do it now.

This thread's full of sheltered nerds, you haven't had enough sex until you get pleasure from having a q-tip inserted into your urethra.


Come to think of it I don't most of you have had more than 3 partners.


You're all making me look like the weird one.

hey, I enjoy weird stuff.

But leave my dickhole out of this

Actually reminds me of the story about the guy that injected cocaine up his dick to get off and it went wrong, Darwin awards winner.
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#21
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I'm into a variety of weird fetishes...that include most things feet...female feet only of course...worship, slapping, sniffing, sucking, touching...forced and candidly....shoe boots sandals all footwear worship...dirty feet...cleaning...foot smother...floor boxes...trampling all kinds...throat standing...face waking are my favs...I do like fakir too and bound trampling...trampling involving sharp objects like glass...foot stool...ball busting...thigh choking...forced sniff...forced worship...dangling...then we have face sitting...both normal and bbw...suffocation...butt drops...forced oral sex...then there's the giantess stuff...I like vore too like theogonia...but I also like anal vore...forced insertion into vagina...trampling/crush both gentle and evil...adventure...unaware...torture...revenge...and I like femdom...bdsm...men in pain...being set on fire by beautiful women...bound and gagged...worship and serve...signing my life away...ultimate devotion and sacrifice...as well a financial domination...just to name a few.

The good news is some sex workers might be willing to do some of that stuff. The bad news is you'll need to spend that money on a therapist.
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#22
My fetish is tame hetero sex in 3 positions and then she cries afterwards about how she's not good enough for you

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#23
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I'm into a variety of weird fetishes...that include most things feet...female feet only of course...worship, slapping, sniffing, sucking, touching...forced and candidly....shoe boots sandals all footwear worship...dirty feet...cleaning...foot smother...floor boxes...trampling all kinds...throat standing...face waking are my favs...I do like fakir too and bound trampling...trampling involving sharp objects like glass...foot stool...ball busting...thigh choking...forced sniff...forced worship...dangling...then we have face sitting...both normal and bbw...suffocation...butt drops...forced oral sex...then there's the giantess stuff...I like vore too like theogonia...but I also like anal vore...forced insertion into vagina...trampling/crush both gentle and evil...adventure...unaware...torture...revenge...and I like femdom...bdsm...men in pain...being set on fire by beautiful women...bound and gagged...worship and serve...signing my life away...ultimate devotion and sacrifice...as well a financial domination...just to name a few.


i would have thought your fetish was elipses
#24
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^ bit judgemental...but yeah. Each to their own, right? No need to get angry over nothing

I wasn't trying to be judgemental, I'm just not into stuff going up dickholes

it's a very nope situation for me

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My fetish is tame hetero sex in 3 positions and then she cries afterwards about how she's not good enough for you

if this was an actual fetish you are a terrible person
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#25
oh yeah, I ninja'd you proper like
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