#1
literally just sprinkles

for bread

also slightly flavoured sugar

for bread

how has the rest of the world not picked up on this in 2015 what are you guys cavemen i bet you don't even have a cheese slicer in your house or right of way when you ride your bike you fuckers are probably above sea level or some shit

smh

basically i'm nostalgic about visiting my grandma way back when
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#2
god bless the netherlands for putting black stuff on white stuff since at least the 1800's

it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#4
hi franc
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#5
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god bless the netherlands for putting black stuff on white stuff since at least the 1800's


the whole zwarte piet tradition is my least favourite thing about the netherlands (except maybe pim fortuyn but different issue) why did you have to bring that in the one time i wasn't already bitching about it
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i like stroopwafels tho
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#10
I just had hagelslag. It is delicious. You need to use butter though, otherwise everything will fall off.
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mfw, I find out this is a thing
This ends now, eat the goddamn beans!
#13
It's funny how everyone sees our black pete tradition as something completely racist now, while it has never even been an issue for the last few centuries. Especially concidering the fact that racism against black people is at the moment by far not the biggest issue in our society, as muslims are now the minority-to-blame-everything-on, I don't really understand where the sudden hate comes from. That said, if people in our society (a.k.a. the opinions of people outside the Netherlands are irrelevant) genuinely take offense, then it's something we should concider changing.

As for the sweet stuff, there is simply no other country that can compete with us simply because stroopwafels.
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#14
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I had some of my relatives stay recently, so my cupboard is stocked with De Ruijter products.

This makes me forgive all the things you have done to me.
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Ever use Duo Penotti instead of butter? The mouthgasm when combined with vlokfeest was insane.

Hagelslag and vlokfeest also work well in combination with peanut butter

Or Duo Penotti in combination with some kind of jam/jelly

Or peanut butter with Duo Penotti

Or peanut butter with Duo Penotti AND jam/jelly
#17
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Ever use Duo Penotti instead of butter? The mouthgasm when combined with vlokfeest was insane.

You must have some strange fetishes.
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#20
The mice of the Ruijter fell to the bourgeoisie been very good taste. Especially when some older ladies, who candied anise seeds found what hard for their teeth, De Ruijter on the idea brought to the mice fine in the mortar. Thus arose the mashed mice. Today mashed mice are still made ​​by the pink, blue and white mice to pound fine.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#21
It's funny how trying to Google Translate something from Dutch to English still leaves you with something that is only comprehensible for people that speak Dutch.
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#23
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It's funny how trying to Google Translate something from Dutch to English still leaves you with something that is only comprehensible for people that speak Dutch.

I mean Dutch is basically already pretty much English so I'm not really sure how that manages to happen.
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The mice of the Ruijter fell to the bourgeoisie been very good taste. Especially when some older ladies, who candied anise seeds found what hard for their teeth, De Ruijter on the idea brought to the mice fine in the mortar. Thus arose the mashed mice. Today mashed mice are still made ​​by the pink, blue and white mice to pound fine.

I literally can not comprehend how you could get something that awful out of a Dutch to English translation. If you literally translate those words you get something that does not make sense.

Edit: actually that second sentence does make sense xp.
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#25
The thing to keep in mind is that Google Translate (among other engines) doesn't necessarily translate every word literally, but rather based on statistical usage of sentences and parts of sentences it finds in its massive databases. Which in some cases can produce some pretty good translations, but in other cases (like this one) it just craps out a warm, brown lump of grammatical waste with some larger bits of linguistic corn poking out.
#26
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I mean Dutch is basically already pretty much English so I'm not really sure how that manages to happen.

There are big differences in sentence structure though, and a lot of words that seem similar have actually developed different meanings over time. I think that would be the main reasons why Google Translate messes it up so much.
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#27
Do people in the Netherlands have teeth? I mean, looking at that stuff it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
#28
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Do people in the Netherlands have teeth? I mean, looking at that stuff it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

Nah, the state provides free dentures to all its citizens just to keep the sandwich topping business booming.
#29
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Do people in the Netherlands have teeth? I mean, looking at that stuff it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

As a British person you should never try to make fun of the teeth of another countries' inhabitants.
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#32
Do the dutch come up with their food names by trying to text normal words while trashed or something?
#33
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Do the dutch come up with their food names by trying to text normal words while trashed or something?

Not at all. There are all very logical. Especially stamped mouses.
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but in other cases (like this one) it just craps out a warm, brown lump of grammatical waste with some larger bits of linguistic corn poking out.


This is, oddly enough, one of the funniest sentences you've ever posted!
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#37
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Do the dutch come up with their food names by trying to text normal words while trashed or something?

hagelslag=hail
vlokken=flakes
gestampte muisjes=crushed (literally stamped-on) mice

these are muisjes because apparently they look like mice


then they are crushed


thus they are improved
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#38
kwaliteitaardappel


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo