#4
Dear God not another one...
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There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#5
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Dear God not another one...

I think it's time this thread was spammed
A poem.
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#7
there is not a verse in the Bible that says this verbatim, but it has clear origins from it.

cleanliness is next to godliness.

but in the book of mormon in alma chapter 19:4-5, it reads "but as for myself, to me he doth not stink.”

so do we naturally not stink or should we be clean or what
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#8
I'm pretty sure it's in Hezekiah.

You know, the book with all the other great verses, such as 'Neither be the first nor the last', and "The Lord helps those who help themselves'.
#9
jesus smelled like a turd
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#13
there is a reference in leviticus towards it. if i remember right, i think it's in reference to the mosaic law restrictions on food talking about not eating unclean animals or stuff.

hezekiah is legit.

fav old testament books are job and jeremiah, and there's great stuff scattered throughout the other bits.
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#14
No bible verse can ever top Ezekiel 23:20.
It's the greatest.

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses"

So good it sounds like a joke, but it's real
#15
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No bible verse can ever top Ezekiel 23:20.
It's the greatest.

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses"

So good it sounds like a joke, but it's real

jesus
wept
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#16
There are some pretty awesome Bible verses, like the one about singing in the morning being taken "as an offense"
#19
on the other hand, one of jesus' cures for blindness was spitting into dirt and rubbing it into your eyes. so...it's complicated i guess.
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#20
If they sell it at Walmart then Jesus wants you to buy it.
He adores capitalism and wars.
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#21
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on the other hand, one of jesus' cures for blindness was spitting into dirt and rubbing it into your eyes. so...it's complicated i guess.

I'm sure he got a nice bath afterwards.
#22
And God said, let there be Lynx

And God saw that it was good
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#24
Lynx? seriously? forget about deodorant not being in the bible, this is the true blasphemy here.
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#26
And God said unto Abraham:
You must kill your son Isaac--
And Abraham lifted his knife, and God spoke unto the man:
For fuck's sake man, let me finish
What I was trying to say was "you must kill your son Isaac's foul odor"

And Abraham apologised to the Lord, and he gave his son a sponge bath, and God saw that it was good, and caught it all on film to maybe watch again later
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#27
YOU NEED JESUS...

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#28
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more like stynx amirite

Quote by ultimate-slash
And God said unto Abraham:
You must kill your son Isaac--
And Abraham lifted his knife, and God spoke unto the man:
For fuck's sake man, let me finish
What I was trying to say was "you must kill your son Isaac's foul odor"

And Abraham apologised to the Lord, and he gave his son a sponge bath, and God saw that it was good, and caught it all on film to maybe watch again later

Lol'd.
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#29
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I have quite a peculiar relationship with deodorant...I don't use the spray ones anymore...I just use the roll ons because they stop me sweating...and I really hate sweat. Also the roll ons last longer for me...and I like things that last...and with the spray cans...you have to constantly top yourself up...which is annoying.

Roll on is inferior since you cannot use it as a sweet emergency flamethrower. Also, that's a lot of... elipses you got there. You're a pokemon npc aren't you?
Last edited by sasquatchjosh96 at Nov 2, 2015,
#30
Does anyone else have to change what type of deodorant they use every time they buy it? If I use the same kind for too long, they stop working. If it's cheap kind, then it only works for maybe a week. Mitchum has been the best for me but even that stops working after I go through a stick.